Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dem MN State Rep Solicits/Engages In Truck Stop Oral With 17 Year Old

August 23, 2012 Dirty Politics, Minnesota, The Dirty 35 7,176 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So NIK Republican Akin is getting a firestorm of hate/being asked to step down because if a comment he made, but the press is silent on covering the fact that Democratic Minnesota State Representative Terry Gauthier solicited oral sex from a minor, meeting up at a rest stop after arranging the gig online. According to police reports, Gauthier admitted to the act. The New York Daily News has more on what happened: The first-term legislator wasn’t charged in the alleged July 22 encounter because the legal age of consent in Minnesota is 16 and no money was exchanged, according to the St. Louis County attorney’s office. Police say the two had oral sex behind a rest stop pavilion in Duluth after the teen responded to Gauthier’s Craigslist ad looking for a “no strings attached” sex. Who should resign? Probably both, but this Terry Gauthier is twisted.[Click here for full article]

I wonder if Terry got a permission slip from the girls mother?- nik



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Only Good For One Thing

June 15, 2012 Chicago, Minnesota, The Dirty 20 9,836 Views

Only Good For One Thing: Giving Out Diseases

Only Good For One Thing: Giving Out Diseases

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*ts name is Ashley Cain, or better known by her MySpace sounding Facebook name “Ash Hole”. This girl is from Minnesota and has been giving all guys of Chicago some curable DRD. When she’s not bragging about “having seen more gregs than the average girl”, her many sugar daddies or how much her fat ass needs Chipotle… she’s complaining about not having a boyfriend and being in a relationship. All she does is lay around on her back expecting things from people. Don’t introduce her to your male friends, she’ll use them for beer and hop on their Greg at the drop of a time. PS. I have nudes of her, but I won’t have your viewers gauging their eyes out.

Don’t send the nudes. I don’t want them.- nik



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My Bestfriend’s Girl

June 15, 2012 Minnesota, The Dirty 12 6,394 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you know about this girl? My boy has been dating her for several months and he swears she is the hottest thing around.  But to me, she looks way too shimmy like.  I don’t see what the hell he sees in her, no curves and she looks weird.  Maybe this might open his eyes ones he reads this and decides to move on.  Thoughts Nik?

I think you should bang her so your boy gets over it (team effort). She is an Orange disaster zone.- nik



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Robin Goldberg Is Your Typical Minnesota Trout

April 9, 2012 Dirty Predator, Minnesota 5 5,086 Views

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the epitome of a DOUCHE BAG!!! His name is ROBIN GOLDBERG, but goes by “Rob Love” or “Rob Gold.” He is 36 years old and he runs around DT MPLS, hitting on 18-25 yr. old drunk girls lying, telling them he is 10 years younger then he is. He currently has FOUR pending rape cases!! He drugs young girls and takes them home to f*ck them. He has a face full of wrinkles, and needs to get rid of the disgusting fohawk, orange spray tan, and the AFFLICTION outfits.. LADIES.. WATCH OUT!!! Stay far away from this tool. Nik, PLEASE put this dude on blast!

Is that a wig on a munchkin’s head?- nik



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This Guy Is An Alcoholic

April 5, 2012 Minnesota 4 5,393 Views

This tranny is an alcoholic!

This tranny is an alcoholic!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and attention Minneapolis Gay Men and Straight Girls!! This is John a regular on the gay scene for years. This tranny is an alcoholic, loves his Pepsi and is a mooch. He acts like he’s high class but behind his cheap H&M clothing he’s a walking trainwreck. John’s hobbies include: drinking for 12 hours straight to the point where he’s falling down drunk, embarrassing himself weekly, and getting on anything with a pulse as long as it’s got a d*ck. Literally. Even if you’re old and balding, catch him in a good enough blackout, he won’t care. He has a horrid reputation and people incessantly laugh behind his back, yet he walks around thinking he’s a prize. Straight girls keep your men in check too, as John is known for seeking out straight men and fcking them too. He doesn’t care. Keep smoking John because one day you’re going to look as “pretty” as a drag queen at the 90′s.

Forgy’s face always have a sheen.- nik



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Minnesota Modeling

March 20, 2012 Minnesota, Would You? 5 6,962 Views

Minnesota Modeling

Minnesota Modeling

Minnesota Modeling

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Chick Liza Torgerson thinks she is hot sh*t because she gets her picture taken by these no name photographers and thinks she is going to be the next big Super Model. She is so full of herself. Would you?

Those are some sweet eyebrows.  switch to sharpies.- nik



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