THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Abbie Dunham she’s originally from Minnesota and moved to Hollywood not that long ago and now thinks she’s the sh*t! She’s really stuck up just because she used to work for Dr. Phil and now is a Casting Associate for a major network (allegedly). Los Angeles has really gone to her head. Why does that happen Nik?  People move and forget who they are and where they came from.

Sounds like the great state of Minnesota is jealous that someone actually escaped.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the hottest broads I have ever seen. Men take a look. Get your lube out. and Nik tell me what you think. This is Lauren Cosgrove, she is dating a pro hockey player.  I don’t understand why the hot ones always date the douchebags.

Are those her real eyes and why did she settle for Hockey?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I came across this 50 Tizzyson video and thought of you.  Yea I’m Icy is the name. He collaborates with A. Bellbey & Too Mush. 50 is pimpin with big rims, blling bling and custom 50 Tyson hip hop gear. Peace.

50 Tyson is fat now. They must eat really well in the hood.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, so I don’t know why people don’t think there aren’t any beautiful women that come from up North (Minnesota). I am also a female and I think this girl is seriously one of the most prettiest girls I’ve ever seen! Her name is Kristine, I believe she’s half mexican and white. I’m sorry but you’d have to be gay to think she’s ugly. She puts everyone to shame.. she has a perfect body as well. And guess what?! She’s all real.. I’ve known her my entire life. Real boobs, real ass, real hair, real smile. Perfection. She barely wears any makeup either… she looks just as good without it. Stunning. Just thought I’d share this with you. Would you Nik?! Don’t deny.

Answer: No, real everything looks terrible naked and I am not digging her Minnesota Wave (hair).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick of hearing that MN girls are dogs! So not true. This girl named Lauren is completely and definitely Nanny material. She is sweet, wholesome, and beautiful. She deserves some positive attention. If you want more MN beauties you will post this. The question is Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I would never sleep with the help and even if I broke my rule she is way too soft in the stomach… you can tell she sucks in for every picture.