Minnesota | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

The Lion Killer Melissa Bachman Needs To Stop

November 21, 2013 Minnesota, The Dirty 376

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, known hunter Melissa Bachman from Minnesota is sick and twisted. She recently shocked people after shooting and killing a rare lion that was trapped on a private game farm in South Africa. Skank Melissa posted a smiling picture of herself with a dead lion in front of her, gushing about her ‘incredible hunting day.’ Her enthusiasm was not shared by thousands of others, who signed a petition to ban her from South Africa. This is not the first time she has angered people with her shocking hunts. Please pass along the link to the petition and put this murderer on blast.  Everyone keeps saying how good hunting is for the villages in South Africa because they get a cut of the money that the white people spend… which is complete BS.  The villages are reported seeing less than 1% of the money these fools are paying to kill innocent animals.  Thanks Nik.  Click here to sign the petition.

Signed.- nik

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Rachet Trailer Trash

November 19, 2013 Minnesota, Would You? 230

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik… Meet Brittney Dipshit. (BrittShit). She’s a trailer trash ratchet hoe who I wouldn’t even trust to sleep in a barn full of pigs! She looks fcked up like she gets gang banged 5 times a week, except nobody would touch that piece of shit because she is big and fat without a boyfriend. She also claims that she is the best looking “person” (she calls herself a person) on bangme.net, when she is only a fugly beast who loves to eat! Nobody in her real life would dare to touch her in fear of STDs & getting squished to death, so she only fits in on the internet. Little does she know that literally no one cares about her. With that being said, her favorite thing to do on these rating sites is troll people, including myself. Her real life is sad and lonely so she likes to argue with people that are prettier than her because she is jealous. She tries to sound witty, classy and intelligent in her arguments by stealing argument come backs from Google! Desperate much? The poor trollop, I do feel much sorry for her. Then again, the truth is the truth. Oh and I’m not the only one who thinks this about her; These are some texts/comments made by other people from bangme. -and she’s a trailer trash whore (nothing against trailers -i’ve lived in one, but people like her give them a bad name) with her retarded tapout fcking hoodie, nasty band of sluts, and tries way too hard. those pics of you…. so dumb and high school. but still. and she obviously has no fucking life as she claims she’s on bchat all fucking day, being cliquey and trolling people. bet she flashes her tits all the fucking time and puts on web cam shows and all that. she looks like she gets gangbanged 5x a week. and it’s really creepy when folks post pics of their kids on here. REALLY CREEPY. ugh. they both make me ill. -If you have pics of your kids on here then move on. I have no respect for someone who puts their (or anyone else’s) kids on an adult site -Yes, I have 2 beautiful children and no, I don’t parade them around on a site called “bangme.” P.s. Hope you get a kick out of her “beautiful” pictures she puts up, comparing herself to Hollywood actresses and models.

I’d rather not decide, save face from even thinking of sticking it in.- nik

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Why Do Athletes Have So Many Kids With Random Women

October 17, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, The Dirty 349

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I will never understand how superstar athletes like Adrian Peterson have so many children.  First report came out that he had 5 children and 4 baby mamas, but now one of his baby mama’s is claiming that AP has 7 children.  With the money he makes, I can only imagine what child support for him is monthly.  Does he not understand his career will be over one day and he will not be making money like he use to?  I hope he has a really smart Jewish financial investor because he is going to need it.

No wonder he didn’t seemed phased by the death of his son. Pathetic.- nik

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50 Tyson Responds To Kendrick Lamar

August 20, 2013 50 tyson, Minnesota, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone knows 50 Tyson is the king of hip hop. All these other fools are just monkey bars in his way.

Is 50 Tyson working at McDonalds yet? It’s only a matter of time.- nik

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Put These 2 in a Stable

July 17, 2013 Minnesota, St. Paul 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thought I’d let you know what the Bottlerat Queen of MPLS has been up to as of late. Turns out she’s FINALLY given up on ever finding a real job and has dropped out of the University of Minnesota for the 7th time and can now be found working at a temp agency. I mean, with Mac forcefield application skills like hers, it’s actually quite surprising that career didnt work out for her either. But, employers do tend to shy away from slores who sleep with co-workers boyfriends… On the plus side, Ms. Krueger has managed to finally score a “boyfriend” of her own!! Well, kind of. If you consider incessent cheating and talking crap about her behind her back, I guess you can consider him a boyfriend. I have to say though, I do hope it works out for them, seeing 2 lonley horses would be really, really depressing. By the way LeeAnn, it’s high time to get your Dad to pony up the $$ for that nose job. Nik Richie rule #1.

Sometime you just have to give up on the face.- nik

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A Bartender & Model Love Story

June 26, 2013 Dallas, Minnesota 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are dating long distance… Aaron Birdsalli, He bartends in Minneapolis and Courtney Ellis, she Models in Dallas. Cute right? Story is He uses his bartending gig to pull hoes behind his girls back. He’ll feed them free shots and take them behind the back door and bang each and of of them after they’re drunk. On the other hand.. new bad bitch in Dallas think she’s hot shit over there is doing the same to him with all the photographers. She’ll f*** them just to get a free photoshoot for her portfoilio. What do you think about their relationship Nik? Any advice for the wanna be rocker and wanna be model?

She needs to leave him before he infects her with ink.- nik

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Would You

June 17, 2013 Minnesota, St. Paul 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Courtney Johns. She goes by the Alias \”Kourtnee James\”. According to her, she is a \”actress\” and \”model\”. Which leads me to ask, Would You?


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What Would Nik Richie Do

May 5, 2013 Hollywood, Minnesota, The Dirty, Would You? 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura Vandervoort. Blonde, Pretty, but no +2′s.  I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend because he said there is no way you would because of no +2′s.  So thought you might be able to look past that 1 flaw. So would you Nik?

Answer: No, I would probably squeeze her stomach fat during foreplay. I wouldn’t be able to resist which would probably prevent me from having an erection… it has nothing to do with +2′s.

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