50 Tyson Responds To Kendrick Lamar

August 20, 2013 50 tyson, Minnesota, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone knows 50 Tyson is the king of hip hop. All these other fools are just monkey bars in his way.

Is 50 Tyson working at McDonalds yet? It’s only a matter of time.- nik

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Put These 2 in a Stable

July 17, 2013 Minnesota, St. Paul 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thought I’d let you know what the Bottlerat Queen of MPLS has been up to as of late. Turns out she’s FINALLY given up on ever finding a real job and has dropped out of the University of Minnesota for the 7th time and can now be found working at a temp agency. I mean, with Mac forcefield application skills like hers, it’s actually quite surprising that career didnt work out for her either. But, employers do tend to shy away from slores who sleep with co-workers boyfriends… On the plus side, Ms. Krueger has managed to finally score a “boyfriend” of her own!! Well, kind of. If you consider incessent cheating and talking crap about her behind her back, I guess you can consider him a boyfriend. I have to say though, I do hope it works out for them, seeing 2 lonley horses would be really, really depressing. By the way LeeAnn, it’s high time to get your Dad to pony up the $$ for that nose job. Nik Richie rule #1.

Sometime you just have to give up on the face.- nik

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A Bartender & Model Love Story

June 26, 2013 Dallas, Minnesota 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are dating long distance… Aaron Birdsalli, He bartends in Minneapolis and Courtney Ellis, she Models in Dallas. Cute right? Story is He uses his bartending gig to pull hoes behind his girls back. He’ll feed them free shots and take them behind the back door and bang each and of of them after they’re drunk. On the other hand.. new bad bitch in Dallas think she’s hot shit over there is doing the same to him with all the photographers. She’ll f*** them just to get a free photoshoot for her portfoilio. What do you think about their relationship Nik? Any advice for the wanna be rocker and wanna be model?

She needs to leave him before he infects her with ink.- nik

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Would You

June 17, 2013 Minnesota, St. Paul 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Courtney Johns. She goes by the Alias \”Kourtnee James\”. According to her, she is a \”actress\” and \”model\”. Which leads me to ask, Would You?


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What Would Nik Richie Do

May 5, 2013 Hollywood, Minnesota, The Dirty, Would You? 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura Vandervoort. Blonde, Pretty, but no +2′s.  I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend because he said there is no way you would because of no +2′s.  So thought you might be able to look past that 1 flaw. So would you Nik?

Answer: No, I would probably squeeze her stomach fat during foreplay. I wouldn’t be able to resist which would probably prevent me from having an erection… it has nothing to do with +2′s.

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50 Tyson Is Back In The Game

March 19, 2013 50 tyson, Minnesota, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site bro. It looks like our boy 50 Tyson is comin up in the rap game! He owes his success to you. Nobody had even heard of him until you posted the videos of him rapping on his street corner. Now look at him, grown and makin some bank. Much love 50 Tyson!

I heard he is rich as f*ck now.- nik

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Rez Girl

March 5, 2013 Minnesota 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: A “so called friend from work” Ashley Haverhals, shoved her DIRTY PERIOD STAINED thong under my floor rug in the living room then acted like she slept with my husband while I was asleep in my bed after celebrating a friend’s birthday party. She is mentally ill and has Schizophrenia. Being the jealous girl she is, she tried to destroy our family and our 6 children’s lives. She then told me on Facebook that she DIDN’T sleep with him! WTH?? She is crazy and here is some of the pictures! Tell me what you think!

Under the rug is a couch surfers closet.- nik

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Dead Beat Ex-Sex Offender

January 31, 2013 Minneapolis, Minnesota 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet James “Brandon” Mullins. This class act has a sex offender pass yet has kids!(Do a quick google search with his full name) He hasn’t been able to keep a job at any of the fast-food places he goes to bc he thinks getting high is far more important. He’s been kicked out of every place he has lived in the past 6 month bc he cant keep a job let alone take care of his own kids. He hands his kids off to family memebers just to he won’t have to deal with them, then won’t even go visit them. He likes to tell people that he is smarter than anyone he knows, but doesn’t even have a GED. Some of his lies include: he works for the government, CIA, he was an undercover agent, was part of a NAZI gang, was a buddist monk, and the list goes on and on. Watch out for this crazy sex offeneder.

Nice bike.- nik

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