Desperate Hot Mess Glue

November 29, 2012 Minnesota, St. Paul 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: There are so many words to describe this “fresh” little goth/emo 21yr old girl, but when you hang out with your parents from the “bar scene” that shit gets unbelievably weird, especially for the guys she meets. For someone who has the brain capacity of a bug, she somehow ends up getting around pretty easily. Living at her parent’s friend’s house with her so called “friends” who are really people who just have to deal with her on the regular scene. She ends up being able to some how afford the so-called gorgeous tattoos she likes to show off to everyone; when in all honesty no one wants to say how gross and nasty it really looks, all stretched out so that the lines go with her stretch marks. Not to mention her nasty obsession she has with cats, but I won’t get into that. This girl has a TON of growing up to do, so think twice before deciding to elope with her, although she’ll totally fck on the first date, if you don’t call back she’ll find you, don’t expect her to run away… ever.

Fresh is not a word I’d use to describe her.- nik

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Please Say It Ain’t So

September 12, 2012 Manhattan, Minnesota, The Dirty 84

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what’s the real story with Kanye Chest? I read some intel saying she is actually a he. I’m hoping that’s not true because I rubbed it out to shim yesterday and in the session I kissed Kanye with full tongue. Now I must sit back and pray she is a she because I really want to rub it out to this girl after work today. Dirty Army don’t let me down. Please vagina gods be with me!!

I think you are gay. Kanye Chest was is a dude.- nik

Also See: I Found A New Dirty Celebrity

**Are we all in agreement that his/her DC name is Kanye Chest?**

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Dem MN State Rep Solicits/Engages In Truck Stop Oral With 17 Year Old

August 23, 2012 Dirty Politics, Minnesota, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: So NIK Republican Akin is getting a firestorm of hate/being asked to step down because if a comment he made, but the press is silent on covering the fact that Democratic Minnesota State Representative Terry Gauthier solicited oral sex from a minor, meeting up at a rest stop after arranging the gig online. According to police reports, Gauthier admitted to the act. The New York Daily News has more on what happened: The first-term legislator wasn’t charged in the alleged July 22 encounter because the legal age of consent in Minnesota is 16 and no money was exchanged, according to the St. Louis County attorney’s office. Police say the two had oral sex behind a rest stop pavilion in Duluth after the teen responded to Gauthier’s Craigslist ad looking for a “no strings attached” sex. Who should resign? Probably both, but this Terry Gauthier is twisted.[Click here for full article]

I wonder if Terry got a permission slip from the girls mother?- nik

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Only Good For One Thing

June 15, 2012 Chicago, Minnesota, The Dirty 20

Only Good For One Thing: Giving Out Diseases

Only Good For One Thing: Giving Out Diseases

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*ts name is Ashley Cain, or better known by her MySpace sounding Facebook name “Ash Hole”. This girl is from Minnesota and has been giving all guys of Chicago some curable DRD. When she’s not bragging about “having seen more gregs than the average girl”, her many sugar daddies or how much her fat ass needs Chipotle… she’s complaining about not having a boyfriend and being in a relationship. All she does is lay around on her back expecting things from people. Don’t introduce her to your male friends, she’ll use them for beer and hop on their Greg at the drop of a time. PS. I have nudes of her, but I won’t have your viewers gauging their eyes out.

Don’t send the nudes. I don’t want them.- nik

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My Bestfriend’s Girl

June 15, 2012 Minnesota, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you know about this girl? My boy has been dating her for several months and he swears she is the hottest thing around.  But to me, she looks way too shimmy like.  I don’t see what the hell he sees in her, no curves and she looks weird.  Maybe this might open his eyes ones he reads this and decides to move on.  Thoughts Nik?

I think you should bang her so your boy gets over it (team effort). She is an Orange disaster zone.- nik

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Robin Goldberg Is Your Typical Minnesota Trout

April 9, 2012 Dirty Predator, Minnesota 5

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

Put this CREEP on BLAST!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the epitome of a DOUCHE BAG!!! His name is ROBIN GOLDBERG, but goes by “Rob Love” or “Rob Gold.” He is 36 years old and he runs around DT MPLS, hitting on 18-25 yr. old drunk girls lying, telling them he is 10 years younger then he is. He currently has FOUR pending rape cases!! He drugs young girls and takes them home to f*ck them. He has a face full of wrinkles, and needs to get rid of the disgusting fohawk, orange spray tan, and the AFFLICTION outfits.. LADIES.. WATCH OUT!!! Stay far away from this tool. Nik, PLEASE put this dude on blast!

Is that a wig on a munchkin’s head?- nik

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This Guy Is An Alcoholic

April 5, 2012 Minnesota 4

This tranny is an alcoholic!

This tranny is an alcoholic!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and attention Minneapolis Gay Men and Straight Girls!! This is John a regular on the gay scene for years. This tranny is an alcoholic, loves his Pepsi and is a mooch. He acts like he’s high class but behind his cheap H&M clothing he’s a walking trainwreck. John’s hobbies include: drinking for 12 hours straight to the point where he’s falling down drunk, embarrassing himself weekly, and getting on anything with a pulse as long as it’s got a d*ck. Literally. Even if you’re old and balding, catch him in a good enough blackout, he won’t care. He has a horrid reputation and people incessantly laugh behind his back, yet he walks around thinking he’s a prize. Straight girls keep your men in check too, as John is known for seeking out straight men and fcking them too. He doesn’t care. Keep smoking John because one day you’re going to look as “pretty” as a drag queen at the 90′s.

Forgy’s face always have a sheen.- nik

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Minnesota Modeling

March 20, 2012 Minnesota, Would You? 6

Minnesota Modeling

Minnesota Modeling

Minnesota Modeling

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Chick Liza Torgerson thinks she is hot sh*t because she gets her picture taken by these no name photographers and thinks she is going to be the next big Super Model. She is so full of herself. Would you?

Those are some sweet eyebrows.  switch to sharpies.- nik

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