She Is Not The Most Hated Girl In Minnesota

December 15, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, St. Paul, The Dirty 32 7,136 Views

It's Official: Joe Mauer is engaged

It's Official: Joe Mauer is engaged

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so on Saturday, Joe Mauer asked his girlfriend of 1 1/2 years to marry him. She of course, said yes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Mauer went to Cretin-Derham Hall High School with him. Apparently, they have been friends for about 7 years, but never dated in high school. They recently “rekindled their friendship a few years ago.” Maddie Bisanz, a nurse, is now the most hated girl in Minnesota. Joe Mauer has a 7-year contract worth $184 million. Please tell me this won’t last!

This is the best Joe Mauer can do? Not for nothing, but the nose and 22-head are very unique.- nik



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Kris Humphries Is Doing Just Fine

November 10, 2011 Minnesota, The Dirty, Toronto 12 9,421 Views

the real reason why kim k n dumbs broke up

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chole is from Toronto the whole peace sign Kris is attempting is a total fraud his guilty conscious got the best of him so he tried to play it off what do you think Nik?

I think Kris is going to be banging so many b*tches now that he is rich from the Secret Contract (payout non-disclosure) he just signed.- nik



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People In Minnesota Are Being Fooled

October 10, 2011 AR Mystery, Minnesota, The Dirty 9 6,678 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on my way to work this morning I was listening to one of the local radio morning shows and they were discussing their current hot chick of the day. Amanda Roadmen. People in Minnesota are being duped. Check out the website.

Hey 93X the girl Amanda Roadmen doesn’t exist. This is a fake person who stole another girls pictures. Wake-up and read TheDirty.- nik



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Finally Found A Gorgeous Girl From Minnesota

September 23, 2011 Minnesota, The Dirty, Would You? 1 7,584 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright, here’s Marissa, finally a Minnesotan worthy of Would You.. Sweet, smart, and in a long term relationship. so tell me nik whats wrong with this girl? WOULD YOU?!

She is not worthy of a “Would You”, but Minnesota should be proud that they have at least one normal looking girl. Someone tell Zuckerberg to put his shirt back on and tell his friend to relax on the sneaky fingers.- nik



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Beat Self Absorbed FB Model

September 7, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Minnesota, The Dirty 46 7,301 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Megan Retzlaff, this chick constantly posts about herself every 5 mins on FB about how hot and sexy she supposedly is and that she is a public figure with her own FAN PAGE, blah, blah. Megan, and all you other women, a fan page is one where a FAN (not you) sets it up for YOU….not where YOU create YOUR OWN fan page…gimmie a freakin’ break. Nik, do your thing, but be careful she is well connected and admired, at least according to her bio: “Tekno Doll Swimwear Cover Girl/Model, NOS Promotion model, MAXIM’s Hometown Hotties 2011 contestant, Model for Ricekiller.com Calendar coming soon. Cookie: For Him Magazine ‘like’ Contest. “.

There is no such thing as “modeling” in Minnesota. Facebook makes people delusional.- nik



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Riches To Ghetto

August 19, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Kansas City, Minnesota, The Dirty 33 6,098 Views

Riches to Ghetto?

Riches to Ghetto?

Riches to Ghetto?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sameerah she’s your typical girl comes from the suburbs goes off to college meets some d1 athletes and turns into a complete wh*re, shes been f*cked by the whole ku football team and both the Morris twins who she also got pregnant by her first year at kansas but she lost it bc shes also a raging alcoholic… This girl gets out of control drunk every weekend thinks shes ghetto (keeping in mind shes from eden prairie minnesota!) and starts fights, I say both the twins because she didnt know which one was the father!! Now that shes in the ku calendar she walks around like her sh*t doesnt stink, Nik please put her on blast.

Is it true she got in the calendar by doing personal favors?- nik



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Not Stopping To You Say Yes To A Minnesota Native

July 25, 2011 Minnesota, The Dirty 14 6,335 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so hot.  Everyone compares her to Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima.  I’m on a mission to prove to you that in the state of Minnesota we have some quality.  She would be a 8.407 in Cali easily.

Actually a Cali 6.0872181. She should never smile, it enlarges her nose.- nik



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What Do You Think About This Hollywood Transplant

July 19, 2011 Hollywood, Minnesota, The Dirty, Would You? 12 8,572 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Casey Carlson! She’s a college graduate from Minnesota living in LA who you may recognize from American Idol a couple years back. She’s a fantastic singer (she recently had a song featured on an episode of Gossip Girl), a model, and an actress (she’s in Cadillac’s Mexico campaign right now). She’s completely gorgeous and really friendly, she went to high school in the next suburb over from me! Nik, she proves Minnesota does have beautiful girls… so, would you?

Answer: No, her lower lip reminds me of Bubba’s from the movie Forrest Gump.



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