Is Abbie Dunham Really That Great

March 19, 2012 Hollywood, Minnesota, The Dirty 14

Is she really that great?

Is she really that great?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Abbie Dunham she’s originally from Minnesota and moved to Hollywood not that long ago and now thinks she’s the sh*t! She’s really stuck up just because she used to work for Dr. Phil and now is a Casting Associate for a major network (allegedly). Los Angeles has really gone to her head. Why does that happen Nik?  People move and forget who they are and where they came from.

Sounds like the great state of Minnesota is jealous that someone actually escaped.- nik

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Hottest Girl I Have Ever Seen

March 6, 2012 ASU, Minnesota, The Dirty 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the hottest broads I have ever seen. Men take a look. Get your lube out. and Nik tell me what you think. This is Lauren Cosgrove, she is dating a pro hockey player.  I don’t understand why the hot ones always date the douchebags.

Are those her real eyes and why did she settle for Hockey?- nik

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50 Tyson Has A New Hit

February 25, 2012 50 tyson, Minnesota, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I came across this 50 Tizzyson video and thought of you.  Yea I’m Icy is the name. He collaborates with A. Bellbey & Too Mush. 50 is pimpin with big rims, blling bling and custom 50 Tyson hip hop gear. Peace.

50 Tyson is fat now. They must eat really well in the hood.- nik

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Beautiful Minnesotan Woman

February 16, 2012 Minnesota, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, so I don’t know why people don’t think there aren’t any beautiful women that come from up North (Minnesota). I am also a female and I think this girl is seriously one of the most prettiest girls I’ve ever seen! Her name is Kristine, I believe she’s half mexican and white. I’m sorry but you’d have to be gay to think she’s ugly. She puts everyone to shame.. she has a perfect body as well. And guess what?! She’s all real.. I’ve known her my entire life. Real boobs, real ass, real hair, real smile. Perfection. She barely wears any makeup either… she looks just as good without it. Stunning. Just thought I’d share this with you. Would you Nik?! Don’t deny.

Answer: No, real everything looks terrible naked and I am not digging her Minnesota Wave (hair).

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You Can Retract Your Statement About Minnesota Girls Now

February 9, 2012 Minnesota, St. Paul, The Dirty, Would You? 57

You say MN girls arent pretty?

You say MN girls arent pretty?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick of hearing that MN girls are dogs! So not true. This girl named Lauren is completely and definitely Nanny material. She is sweet, wholesome, and beautiful. She deserves some positive attention. If you want more MN beauties you will post this. The question is Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I would never sleep with the help and even if I broke my rule she is way too soft in the stomach… you can tell she sucks in for every picture.

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Jacobi Of Rochester

February 7, 2012 Minnesota 16

Jacobi AKA Ja-hoe-bi

Jacobi AKA Ja-hoe-bi

Jacobi AKA Ja-hoe-bi

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, this little beauty is Jacobi Leckness AKA Jo-hoe-bi, the dirty Arby’s c*ke-wh*re of Rochester. When she’s not shoving all sorts of illicit drugs up her gigantic nose, she is on a mission trying to f*ck other girl’s boyfriends. Not only did she f*ck her boyfriend’s best friend, she ALSO f*cked her best friend’s boyfriend along with ruining countless other relationships. This 19 year old “hottie” enjoys finding men 26+ but beware boys she’ll lie to you about her age and her extracurricular activites until it’s too late. There is no doubt she is a dirty b*tch and needs to be put on blast.

She didn’t need a nose job before the drugs, its obviously swollen.- nik

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She Is Very Proud Of Them

February 7, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, The Dirty 32

She is very proud of them!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she is Gods gift to men?  For everyone that doesn’t know her, you are probably wondering why the hell she would be thinking that.  Well you can thank the Vikings practice squad, all those have and it’s very sad because that gives her the fuel to think she is super hot and everyone wants her.  I guess at the end of the day, she is happy, so can’t hate to much.

She is God’s gift to Blackmen.- nik

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Can You Believe This Beauty Is From Minnesota

January 27, 2012 Minnesota, The Dirty 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what you think about this girl… but I believe she is near perfect.  She has beautiful long hair, nice full lips, gorgeous, skinny legs, no refund gap and the perfect smile.  I truly melt when I think about her and my greg gets a nice tingly sensation.  Can you believe she is from Minnesota?

I know her well, she is not from Minnesota.- nik

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