THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this horrible skanky person is Kiera. Her cousin, Gary, (Judge a Book by its Cover) has been posted on here for the crap he gave my cousin and so many other women. Now, because my cousin is a sweet girl and has been nice to Gary, he has become infatuated with her because he cannot differentiate kindness from someone liking him in a more-than-friends way. Despite my cousin continuously telling this guy that she is in no way interested in him, he seems to refuse or accept that she is happily in love with a mutual friend of theirs, who was even Gary’s roommate in college. So, instead of accepting this, Gary got this psychotic person to contact my cousin via FB, while she was in the hospital with her terminally ill father. This pathetic freak told my cousin that instead of being there for her father she should be more worried about GARY because he was CRYING over the fact that my cousin is with someone who she loves. This skank went on to say that my cousin’s father was not her responsibility and how she is selfish because she is more concerned about her father than this b*tch’s cousin’s “feelings”. She even told my cousin that all the people she loves is dead or dying because Karma is paying her back for being so selfish for caring about her family instead of some guy’s obsession with her. What makes it worse is that she told my cousin that she should be Gary’s “teacher” because, even thought he is 32 years old (with an ex wife and child!) he does not understand his feelings or what they mean. So, yes, apparently my cousin, who is caring for her father and mother, is an evil, inconsiderate spoiled brat for caring more about her family than Kiera’s cousin . Oh, to top it off, Kiera and Gary tried to blame my cousin for Gary having a seizure because he was so stressed and upset that she began dating and fell in love with someone, and to make it worse his ROOMMATE from 11 years ago! Oh the horror! *Side note* My cousin and her boyfriend have been best friends for almost 12 years (and secretly in love) since meeting in college, at least 4 months before meeting Gary.

Interesting affects, not sure what the effects supposed to be.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik! My name is Cari and I want to put myself on the dirty with all my roommates, because really, who knows me best? They say the first step is admitting it right? So here we go… I am a dirty whore. Yep, ive slept with all kinds of girls. Lots of them. I cant help it, damn I like pssy! I used to have this album years ago on MySpace (which seems lame to talk about but people still like to bring it up) that has me kissing about 40 girls on there that I was just kissing. Seems juvenile perhaps but hey, some people collect coins, I collected girls. Oh well. I have also have had sex with a few boys, 4 exactly. Their names are Jim, Jacob, Josh and Joshua. I know, its a strange J thing. Unfortunately, the last one knocked me up, but I didnt end up having a kid because im a woman and thats my prerogative, thank you America!! So yep, if you didnt already know that about me, now you do! OHHH well!! Ive had a few serious girlfriends, some good ones, a few psychos. And this last time that I gave this nutbag a chance, she pissed me off and I had this knife in my hand and instead of stabbing her and ending up in jail, I stabbed myself in leg and ended up in the psych ward. And guess what I learned from that? Two important lessons. 1. That shit hurts like a bitch. and 2. If I had the nerve to stab myself, im pretty sure I wouldn’t hesitate to stab somebody else. I dont do drugs, even though you bet your ass if I had little or no bills or just the love of wasting my money, I totally would be! Hell yea, I would get fcked up all the time! Sadly, I have to go to work and pay bills and do those kind of working stiff things. Sucks right? Other things that make me a good candidate for this website:
1. My socks smell fricking terrible after the end of the workday. For real. They stink. My roomates make me leave my shoes at the door. 2. I am still sleeping with girls as we speak, im adding them to the list of conquered “P”. Yep, still whoring around. Nope, dont care. 3. I use proper English. I know, I know, not really dirty, but it seems like its a dying thing so I thought I would mention it. 4. My roomates think that my cat doesnt get fed everyday. This may or may not be true. 5. I left shoes in a bar in New Orleans and walked down the street in my socks. Now thats dirty!!! 6. Did I mention my parents hate me? They are persona non grata with the gay thing. Oh well, win some, lose some. 7. Sometimes.. and this is hard to say.. I make the duck face in pictures!!! Too much Jersey Shore I guess. Anything else my roomates Bean, Val and Rachel can think of they will come and add later via the comment section, just in case I missed anything. Thanks for listening Nik, I am so glad I got this all off my chest. P.S. Beat you at your own game… now go tell that shit!

How admirable of you.  Now its time for some healing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik At a glance, the girl is attractive but look closely at the corners of her lips and you will find an extra special friend hanging there. She is an attention slore from Yazoo City, MS. She “Mae” look like fun but once she goes home with you, you will need to get checked. She travels to Jackson monthly to visit the doc about her drd situation. You can also see her at local karaoke bars singing bars such as Shuckers, Magoo’s, McB’s, and other spots around the town. Watch out guys!

Odd how her lips pinch in the middle like that…just saying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so for starters my GIRLFRIEND has been hooking up with this guy for like 7 months and come to find out he has a girlfriend as well…. I’m in the military and while I was overseas, she was sleeping with this douche bag. When I went to pay the phone bill, I saw his number on there a lot so I text him asking who it was. Well he tried playing stupid but I have pictures of them together. I told his girlfriend when I found out and I’m pretty sure she was pissed and then broke up with him. Not to mention he slept with a stripper from the PONY….. He is trying to look like a guy off of jersey shore or some sh*t!! I also have the naked pictures he was sending my girlfriend so I’d advise him to not piss me off.  I think His d*ck should fall off. So all of you ladies who know this guy, WATCH OUT.

Don’t be a softy… I have female DIRTY ARMY soldiers who want to see hearts on small Gregs. Oh also gay soldiers who love nipple rings on dudes.- nik