Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Miss County Of San Diego From Mississippi Needs A Reality Check

March 28, 2012 Hollywood, Mississippi State, San Diego 13 6,303 Views

Miss County of San Diego from Mississippi needs a reality check

Miss County of San Diego from Mississippi needs a reality check

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his is “Miss County from San Diego” who lives in Hollywood, but she is actually from Mississippi. She is naturally a ginger with albino skin, but she covers it up with fake tans and tries dying her hair to hide it. She has a thick Mississippi accent, and she is from the south, but she is trying to run for Miss California. How does she think she is going to represent California when she is a total HICK deep down? She is the most egotistical person on the face of the planet and think she’s a God amongst people just based on her Facebook statuses. Every single status is about “Miss County of San Diego!” (she didn’t even win Miss San Diego. She won “county”) and she just recently posted about her mom getting a second job to pay for her pageants and how proud of her mom she is for doing it. Get a job yourself Anna. She posts 500 pictures of herself everyday and talks about how attractive she thinks she is. Obviously, that is FAR from true. She spams every single person in her life to make sure everyone knows how utterly obsessed she is with herself! Can you please put this girl in check before she tries to rep California, our beautiful sunshine state? She is from Mississippi and she needs to move back there already.

She looks like Miss County from Dublin.- nik



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The Dirty Sloot

September 6, 2011 Mississippi State, New Orleans 209 5,784 Views

The Dirty Whore

The Dirty Whore

The Dirty Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do I begin to tell about this nasty skank Ashley Caplinger Sites. She is such a whore. She is such a lying, evil, mean, and trashy person. So dirty. First, let’s talk about her selling herself for her pill habit. She is a pain pill junkie whore that sucks and f*cks for extra money after her shows. Don’t just take it from me, one of her “best friends”, went around saying that exact same thing when they got into a fight. That’s where I first heard it. She owns a “lingerie company”, and dances for her “work” She dates anyone who has money the day her rent is due. She really will do ANYTHING for a dollar. She’s known for breaking up relationships. She will lie about anything as long as it benefits her. No matter who she hurts or what she destroys in the process. She has no concern for others feelings. She is wicked… What she needs to do is go home and take care of her two babies, and stop being a whore. She is pathetic. A sad excuse for a mother. No wonder nobody wants to marry her dumb ass again. She also has drd’s. JUST BEWARE FELLAS!! A heads up!!

She has a never ending forehead.  I love her attempts to powder it out.- nik



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Miss March

August 22, 2011 Jackson, Mississippi State 5 5,176 Views

Miss March?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, this girls picture said Miss March underneath it on Facebook…Nik…what do you think? Would you hit it and quit it with this girl yes or no?

Answer: No, big shapeless legs and a line down her stomach, I hate that.



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This Is The Smell In Mississippi

August 4, 2011 Jackson, Mississippi State 10 5,840 Views

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is margo cheryll skeeziest skeez around she\’s a low down ho bag she claims to be pregnant all the time postin bogus ass pic of herself trying to look preg.(My god ur 18 with 2 kids aint that enough) she just recently cheated on her boyfriend of only 2 weeks after takin his Vcard… She sleeps with n e 1 n every1 poor kid should of known better before he got wit this nastiness, but plz put this bitch on blast for every1 to see!!

She needs to post preggo pictures cause the babys daddy most likely skipped town, doesn’t believe her and wants nothing to do with her.  Sorry, I’m just telling it how it is.- nik



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Winnipeg’s Dirtyest Mattress

June 30, 2011 Mississippi State, Winnipeg 24 6,180 Views

Winnipeg's Dirtyest Mattress

Winnipeg's Dirtyest Mattress

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Ashley Woods aka Knowing-Lee spreading drd, Things thing some people call a woman cant even take care of her own kid. The only pictures she has of her kid are from visits. She lost her kid because she was to worried about COCK & CRCK OR CCAINE ? THAT IS NOT A WOMAN. She tries way to hard to be sexy, & then when guys don’t want her drd she gets mad & then has a fit cus she cant get COCK ! She likes meeting new people to support her dirty partying & drug use. She shouldn’t be so worried about doing drugs & getting fcked n chucked Who are you kidding your not the “wifey type”. You should be worried about trying to get your kid back. Everyone knows you & your baby daddy have it, if not they do now so Watch out cus, you never know where she has been OH WAIT EVERY ONE KNOWS SHES BEEN EVERY WHERE ! this girl has so many haters NOT FANS. HATERS ! THE BITCH IS DUMB DEF * & i sure as hell aint a ashley fan . but its nice to see that you got out of the hooking business.

I bet she could hide things in her lumps.- nik



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She Totally Ruined My Life

January 10, 2011 Mississippi State, The Dirty 106 6,638 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik this b*tch here totally ruined my life. We dated for 4 years until she caught me cheating for 3 years with ten other girls. The only problem was she was the ten other girls. She made 4 fake profiles on facebook and 6 on myspace and made me send naked pictures of myself to all these fake chicks. I was even stupid enough to send money to one of her sisters friends in Texas. I just want to warn all the guys out there to stay away from this con artist who said she loved me only to give me 10 presents on Christmas that were all different pictures of my penis. I broke up with her immediately and kicked her out if my parents house after I opened the second present in front of my mom and close relatives. If you see this b*tch run for the hills. I should call the cops on your ass.

Let this be a lesson to all guys. Nobody is real on the internet and everything is a trap.- nik



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