Ms Magoo

February 11, 2013 Jackson, Mississippi State 62

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve got to tell you about the Crusty Crotch of Magoos Nightclub. We have shown you before what kinda of winners go in Magoos so I thought it would be appropriate to show you what WORKS there. This rancid little crotch critter is Annaskank Crenshaw from Byram. She has a horrible reputation from when she worked at reeds and every guy complains about the horrible smell coming from her crotch as she grinds it in their face whenever she gets drunk or fcked up on pills which is often. This would also explain all of the vomit all over the restrooms at magoos. We stoped going to reeds because my friends were creeped out by her bug eyes and sick of the attitude she has and now shes working at magoos so we have to see her when we go in there. At least she is working to pay for all the drugs she does and antibotics shes gotta have for having the drd. Nik please do somethin about this hoe. our eyes hurt



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Its Me, Cari

January 10, 2013 Jackson, Mississippi State 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik! My name is Cari and I want to put myself on the dirty with all my roommates, because really, who knows me best? They say the first step is admitting it right? So here we go… I am a dirty whore. Yep, ive slept with all kinds of girls. Lots of them. I cant help it, damn I like pssy! I used to have this album years ago on MySpace (which seems lame to talk about but people still like to bring it up) that has me kissing about 40 girls on there that I was just kissing. Seems juvenile perhaps but hey, some people collect coins, I collected girls. Oh well. I have also have had sex with a few boys, 4 exactly. Their names are Jim, Jacob, Josh and Joshua. I know, its a strange J thing. Unfortunately, the last one knocked me up, but I didnt end up having a kid because im a woman and thats my prerogative, thank you America!! So yep, if you didnt already know that about me, now you do! OHHH well!! Ive had a few serious girlfriends, some good ones, a few psychos. And this last time that I gave this nutbag a chance, she pissed me off and I had this knife in my hand and instead of stabbing her and ending up in jail, I stabbed myself in leg and ended up in the psych ward. And guess what I learned from that? Two important lessons. 1. That shit hurts like a bitch. and 2. If I had the nerve to stab myself, im pretty sure I wouldn’t hesitate to stab somebody else. I dont do drugs, even though you bet your ass if I had little or no bills or just the love of wasting my money, I totally would be! Hell yea, I would get fcked up all the time! Sadly, I have to go to work and pay bills and do those kind of working stiff things. Sucks right? Other things that make me a good candidate for this website:
1. My socks smell fricking terrible after the end of the workday. For real. They stink. My roomates make me leave my shoes at the door. 2. I am still sleeping with girls as we speak, im adding them to the list of conquered “P”. Yep, still whoring around. Nope, dont care. 3. I use proper English. I know, I know, not really dirty, but it seems like its a dying thing so I thought I would mention it. 4. My roomates think that my cat doesnt get fed everyday. This may or may not be true. 5. I left shoes in a bar in New Orleans and walked down the street in my socks. Now thats dirty!!! 6. Did I mention my parents hate me? They are persona non grata with the gay thing. Oh well, win some, lose some. 7. Sometimes.. and this is hard to say.. I make the duck face in pictures!!! Too much Jersey Shore I guess. Anything else my roomates Bean, Val and Rachel can think of they will come and add later via the comment section, just in case I missed anything. Thanks for listening Nik, I am so glad I got this all off my chest. P.S. Beat you at your own game… now go tell that shit!

How admirable of you.  Now its time for some healing.- nik



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Look Out MSU

December 18, 2012 Jackson, Mississippi State 98

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik At a glance, the girl is attractive but look closely at the corners of her lips and you will find an extra special friend hanging there. She is an attention slore from Yazoo City, MS. She “Mae” look like fun but once she goes home with you, you will need to get checked. She travels to Jackson monthly to visit the doc about her drd situation. You can also see her at local karaoke bars singing bars such as Shuckers, Magoo’s, McB’s, and other spots around the town. Watch out guys!

Odd how her lips pinch in the middle like that…just saying.- nik



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My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With This Douchebag

November 21, 2012 Mississippi State, The Dirty 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so for starters my GIRLFRIEND has been hooking up with this guy for like 7 months and come to find out he has a girlfriend as well…. I’m in the military and while I was overseas, she was sleeping with this douche bag. When I went to pay the phone bill, I saw his number on there a lot so I text him asking who it was. Well he tried playing stupid but I have pictures of them together. I told his girlfriend when I found out and I’m pretty sure she was pissed and then broke up with him. Not to mention he slept with a stripper from the PONY….. He is trying to look like a guy off of jersey shore or some sh*t!! I also have the naked pictures he was sending my girlfriend so I’d advise him to not piss me off.  I think His d*ck should fall off. So all of you ladies who know this guy, WATCH OUT.

Don’t be a softy… I have female DIRTY ARMY soldiers who want to see hearts on small Gregs. Oh also gay soldiers who love nipple rings on dudes.- nik



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Miss County Of San Diego From Mississippi Needs A Reality Check

March 28, 2012 Hollywood, Mississippi State, San Diego 13

Miss County of San Diego from Mississippi needs a reality check

Miss County of San Diego from Mississippi needs a reality check

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his is “Miss County from San Diego” who lives in Hollywood, but she is actually from Mississippi. She is naturally a ginger with albino skin, but she covers it up with fake tans and tries dying her hair to hide it. She has a thick Mississippi accent, and she is from the south, but she is trying to run for Miss California. How does she think she is going to represent California when she is a total HICK deep down? She is the most egotistical person on the face of the planet and think she’s a God amongst people just based on her Facebook statuses. Every single status is about “Miss County of San Diego!” (she didn’t even win Miss San Diego. She won “county”) and she just recently posted about her mom getting a second job to pay for her pageants and how proud of her mom she is for doing it. Get a job yourself Anna. She posts 500 pictures of herself everyday and talks about how attractive she thinks she is. Obviously, that is FAR from true. She spams every single person in her life to make sure everyone knows how utterly obsessed she is with herself! Can you please put this girl in check before she tries to rep California, our beautiful sunshine state? She is from Mississippi and she needs to move back there already.

She looks like Miss County from Dublin.- nik



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The Dirty Sloot

September 6, 2011 Mississippi State, New Orleans 286

The Dirty Whore

The Dirty Whore

The Dirty Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do I begin to tell about this nasty skank Ashley Caplinger Sites. She is such a whore. She is such a lying, evil, mean, and trashy person. So dirty. First, let’s talk about her selling herself for her pill habit. She is a pain pill junkie whore that sucks and f*cks for extra money after her shows. Don’t just take it from me, one of her “best friends”, went around saying that exact same thing when they got into a fight. That’s where I first heard it. She owns a “lingerie company”, and dances for her “work” She dates anyone who has money the day her rent is due. She really will do ANYTHING for a dollar. She’s known for breaking up relationships. She will lie about anything as long as it benefits her. No matter who she hurts or what she destroys in the process. She has no concern for others feelings. She is wicked… What she needs to do is go home and take care of her two babies, and stop being a whore. She is pathetic. A sad excuse for a mother. No wonder nobody wants to marry her dumb ass again. She also has drd’s. JUST BEWARE FELLAS!! A heads up!!

She has a never ending forehead.  I love her attempts to powder it out.- nik



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Miss March

August 22, 2011 Jackson, Mississippi State 5

Miss March?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, this girls picture said Miss March underneath it on Facebook…Nik…what do you think? Would you hit it and quit it with this girl yes or no?

Answer: No, big shapeless legs and a line down her stomach, I hate that.



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This Is The Smell In Mississippi

August 4, 2011 Jackson, Mississippi State 10

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

this is the smell in mississippi!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is margo cheryll skeeziest skeez around she\’s a low down ho bag she claims to be pregnant all the time postin bogus ass pic of herself trying to look preg.(My god ur 18 with 2 kids aint that enough) she just recently cheated on her boyfriend of only 2 weeks after takin his Vcard… She sleeps with n e 1 n every1 poor kid should of known better before he got wit this nastiness, but plz put this bitch on blast for every1 to see!!

She needs to post preggo pictures cause the babys daddy most likely skipped town, doesn’t believe her and wants nothing to do with her.  Sorry, I’m just telling it how it is.- nik



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