Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Wannabe Hippie

May 17, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 0 6,456 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Curtis Roberts.he has to be the biggest snake to ever slither his way through St. Louis. this dick head is so full of him self he thinks everyone owes him something. He lives like hes a damn homeless person crashing at peoples places, and mooching off all his friends. i was told that while crashing at someones house he jerked off into a towel and left it behind her couch crusty and bundled up. hes the typical ate up party drug abuser that only cares about the next high. hes BI, but not only that he f*cks almost any girl that shows interest bare dick too,i would frequently hear about how he was proud of that…hes so dirty and smells like feet and ass generally because he doesnt do laundry or bathe. he came to St. Louis and got alot of people into hard drugs. Started selling bunk ext*cy that was getting people sick, then found out everyone’s dealers…got caught up, narced, then left town…apparently hes in indiana with his poor girlfriend who was a crack addict when she was living with him in St. Louis, shes such a nice person that got sucked into his shit, and now relies on him entirely. i wouldnt doubt hes cheated on her either

Life isn’t a party, you gotta come down some days.- nik



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All About the Angles

May 17, 2013 Missouri 2 7,232 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I cant tell you all how important angles are when taking selfies. Look at Alyssa Hodgson. The first two pics are what she really looks like. The second two are what you would consider ‘hot’ angles. Its obvious its the same person and its obvious Alyssa gave up a long time ago on fixing herself up. PS That is a wig on her head in pics 1 2 and 3. LMAO like she fooling anybody. Well def not now huh!!!

Looks like she has bags on the top of her eyes.- nik



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The Texas Roadhouse Slore

May 14, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 5 8,387 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Amanda Wilson Burnett. She is now married to Ken Burnett (the guy in the pictures.), the guy she was cheating on me with while I was in Afghanistan. She sent me letters all throughout the deployment about marriage and so on and so forth. When I got home she came out to surprise me and it wasn’t till a month later the day after my birthday that she told me she started fuking this guy the month before I came home. She told me this while we were in colorado with my parents. She is a Grade A slut. She has cheated on almost all of her exes. I actually found out that she told one of her ex boyfriends whom she cheated on that I cheated on her. I can only assume she told him that for pitty sex. I also know for a fact that she is is addicted vikoden and adoral. I’m also 100% sure from her own admitance that she has fcked several of her managers at Texas Roadhouse. in fact she married one. She is as loose as they get. A pretty bad lay as well.

Honestly is the best policy.- nik



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Franer the Complainer

May 3, 2013 Buffalo, Kansas City, Missouri 12 10,065 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, this guy Zack Franer is a total douche. He lives on the out skirts of Buffalo Missouri and goes to Buffalo Senior High. He’s a low life 19 year old who preys on little 14 year olds. I had the sad pleasure of dating him for 7 months when I myself was 14. He’s a super senior in high school, yes super senior. Which means he had to go back to school another year because he’s a dumb ass. Not only that, but he let me know he is going back NEXT year as well. He’s a complete liar. He will lie his way into anything just to have what he wants. I also got to find this out first hand when he told me he was a virgin, then took my innocence away. I came to find out that he had, had sex with not only one nasty whore with 3 ‘s, but 6 different skanks! He try’s to have sex with anyone… Wouldn’t doubt if he would take it up the ass. He’s a pill junky and his excuse is that he has stomach problems. He will make you pay for everything! I had to pay for dates, housing, and well, everything else. He will make you feel stupid, and if you piss him off, he WILL hit you! He put me in the hospital for 3 days with bruises head to toe. He will try to mooch off of you. Lets not forget why his name is, “Franer the Complainer” because that’s all he does! He will bitch about everything you do. He doesn’t shut up about his problems, and expects you to listen to every word, and you’re supposed to not complain, by the way. He makes himself happy by knowing you’re in misery. He has literally laughed at me while I was crying. He sells drugs, and is very trashy. HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS! He had not worked a damn day in his life, and will lie and say he’s at work all the time so he doesn’t have to, A: Doesn’t wanna listen or B: is at another girls house banging her brains out. He has slept with many needle junkies. He’s a danger around children, he will abuse them. This includes small animals as well. BEWARE LITTLE FRESHMAN OF BUFFALO!! *Missouri not New York

Is that ‘Blue Steel’ or ‘Le Tigre’.- nik



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Someone Help This Girl

May 2, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 6 7,733 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Poor little Bobbie Rae. Everyone knew in high school dis girl was crazy but no one knew HOW crazy it would end up. After doing porn the day after she turned 18 with her then 40something year old boyfriend, it all spun out of control after that. The girl gets her FIRST child taken by the state bc of her out of control heroin problems. She chooses her addiction over her child and has full custody taken from her. Then rumors fly shes started hooking to support herself BUT no one could really prove that. BUT the dumb girl starts making posts on [] for ‘kansas city escots’ *uuuuhmmm* we all know what that means. She claims to everyone she is raising her son and daughter though it’s a known fact she isn’t and no one has yet to see this ‘daughter’ This poor girl seriously needs a wake up call for posting pictures on a ef-ing hooker ad.

You’ d make more posting your real age.  Just saying.-  nik



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Nasty Stripper

April 26, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 10 11,178 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this nasty tramp is kaitlyn ridgway. shes 19 and sells her nasty pimpled covered ass to anyone with a hundred bucks. she hooks up with guys for a place to stay and drugs to snort. she did two of my bfs and when I found out and broke up with them she moved in with them the next day. u can find her stripping at the pink Cadill*c in springfield or blowin the owner for a job at after dark in st. Roberts. notice how shes in a hotel room in her pic… shes there doing wat she does best. eww

She doesn’t have a muffin she has more of a cake.- nik



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