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Dope Head Parents

March 4, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 135 10,557 Views


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two people are Chris Mullins and Amanda Brown. Chris Mullins got a girl pregnant last year, and wanted her to have an abortion, after she didn’t he treated her like shit and started dating that crusty bit Amanda. Now here’s where it gets messed up, after wanting her to have an abortion he has went as far as to keep the baby from it’s mother. Amanda pretends she’s the babies mother and even tells people she is. They both do cke all the time and pawn the baby off on whoever will watch him. They’re putting this baby in danger and are crazy. Chris has a history of beating up his exes and drugging them. I can only imagine the damage he’s doing to his kid. These two are delusional and f*cked in the head. Chris has the drd, so I wonder if Amanda is showing signs of the drd yet. Haha. Anyway, these two need to be put on blast and child services needs to be called.



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Raw Pork, Missing

March 4, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 6 8,179 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the dirty made alyssa who is also known as raw pork, leave all social media completely i thought. She has been MIA for just about a year or so. Well she turned up on this site called My Life where you have to pay 10 dollars a month to use it. she is so paranoid now the dirty has changed her life completely. it has to blow so hard to not be able to show off on social media. my bet is that she is prego by some deadbeat redneck and doesnt want the world to know!!! no one even knows where shes living shes so on the down low its crazy. Nik you changed this attention whore into a troll under a bridge!!!! I bet she hasnt taken a self portrait in prob two years now. Nik you are a master of changing the lives of others and I have to tell you that you inspire me.

Avoidance only prolongs necessary change.  Own up to your mistakes.- nik



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Michael ‘Young Money’ Missey

March 1, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 25 9,904 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael “Young Money” Missey. More like Michael ” No Money, Never Made No Money” Missey. He thinks he’s the hottest sh*t in Arnold. Hes 21 years old & has NEVER had a job. Even if he has it’s lasted no more than a couple days. if that. He thinks he’s a “crip” & always throws up gang signs. Him & his friends thought it would would be funny to beat up a kid & video tape it. Their cool, right? He steals from his family & will even lie about it right to your face. If he didn’t have his daddy there to help him, he would have nothing. Nik, this guy needs a reality check & some help.

His nose tells all.- nik



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The Nastiest Couple In Missouri

February 28, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 3 7,443 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Zack Payne and Tyla Holt, The most disgusting couple in the mid-west. They must have found each other while he was trolling transsexual chat lines, considering she looks like she’s packing a huge greg, and he admits to going down on multiple dudes. He cheats on her constantly but I guess when you’re as fugly as she is you have to take what you can get. These two are as degenerate as they come, They pose as “hippies” but it’s really just an excuse to not bathe and do whatever drugs they can get their hands on. The worst part of it is they’re planning on having children. I can’t imagine the grotesque abominations that would result from these gene pools coming together. Please put these stinky trolls on blast.

She could re-robe for the perfect picnic cloth.  Just saying.- nik



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Thirsty Sack

February 28, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 9 5,765 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This here, is Katy Sack. All this disgusting b*tch ever does is post her nasty fat ass and flabby tits all over the internet, and constantly talk about how awesome she is, and how she loves sex and interracial relationships. This b*tch wants to talk about how “girls who post pictures of themselves drunk are trashy”, Honey, so is posting yourself practically naked. She says she worked sooo hard for the last two years for her body, honey, you are just sucking it in better. This b*tch needs some gatorade, her picture is under the definition of thirsty!! So Nik, what do you think?

I think these pictures are with a fully extended arm.  Body shots require a tripod.- nik



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Grade A Creeper

February 27, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 3 8,771 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this guy, Michael is a total creep, not to mention he’s probably got some kind of drd from the nasty bitches he’s been with. He hits on everything with a vagina. When my friend Samm got dumped by his best friend, he swooped in the next day and tried getting her to have a “drunk movie night” with him to help her “get over it”. Every few weekends he leaves town saying that he’s going to visit friends, but I have it from his best friend that he’s going out to Kansas City and Blue Springs to get high with this 17 year old girl and her friends (which the sick fck has gotten with several times). Besides all that nastiness, he creeps on me and some of my friends, texting us when he’s drunk or high wanting to get in our pants. He facebook stalks like no other, I swear he’s shown up at bars just because he saw one of us checking in there. Moral of the story, if you see this guy when you’re out drinking, stay the fck away, you’ll probably catch something

Slumber party! they must also think he’s for the gays.- nik



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