Poopy Pants

January 9, 2014 Missouri, St. Louis 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy brought me home back to his place a couple weeks ago….shit his pants while we were sleeping and not to mention had some other girl calling him throughout the night. WHAT THE HELL? Seriously, like who does that! Thanks creep I hope you see this!!!!

 You slept with him and don’t even know his name.- nik

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December 16, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The is Trouble, Aka Nicole Hammerschidt. She is one sick bitch. She thinks that she is all that, be for real, she is just a wanna be BITCH!! She fucks over friends, lies to people, and don’t get me started about her drinking problem. She thinks her shit don’t stink. But hey, dont let the bitch fool ya, she might have a bark. But she doesn’t have much of a bite. She one of the bitches, that runs her mouth and all you just wanna do is drop her off a building. She is money hungry, she works at some car lot in st. Louis. Oh let me tell you, she thinks she all that. But guess what you noo good nasty bitch, your ugly, plan an simple. So take your dusty ass back to where you came from. No body wants you, no body fucking like you. So stop acting so cool, cause you know you aint nothing but trash. You think you bad, guess what bitch. You have no idea whats really coming your way!!

That’s quite an uneventful story.- nik

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Craigslist Solicitors

December 16, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Missouri, St. Louis 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: This slore is Destiny Young and her joke of a man Warren Broadaway. They are some of Crawford Countys finest trash. They post ads on craigslist for guys to come sleep with Destiny and take “donations” as they call it so they can buy drugs. I would know because I was one of the people who got caught up in their scandals. She will chow down on your greg for a box of sudos or any other ingredients to help them shake up a batch. Warren has a son that he refuses to take care of and used to beat on his baby momma. Destiny has been pregnant twice that I know of I dont know how they took care of those issues as the call it. This is seious slime right here Warren even went as far as stripping naked for an old guy in Cuba so he could get 20 bucks they are pathetic and it is time people know some truth!

You are not a pimp.- nik

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Darth Rader Snatch

December 13, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is raytown/independence class A white trash. Meet Emily Rader. she is a fake as it gets she will do and say anything to get what she wants, mainly meth alchol or any other drug, she has no self respect or morals and only cares for her self. She will use you all up and steal from you and f*ck you over and than act like she didn’t do anything wrong, poor hygiene and sittin across the room you can still smell her rotten vaginal. its known for smellin like rotten tuna. but besides that if you like to party buy her the drinks and she will show u a belligerent time. she doesn’t kno her limits, and she will get close to girls to get to their mans and spread nasty sh*t. WATCH out shes good at what she does. meth meth meth meth METHINFENAMINE!

Drugs are bad people.- nik

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Hide Your Boyfriends

December 11, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to start. First of all she attacks every single one of her ex boyfriends friends saying that we have had sex with him while he was dating her, when none Of use have. Saying things like ill beat your ass if i see you out and that we have **ds when she got her teacher fired for banging him on the daily while dating her ex (actually). this nasty girl would threaten my friends daughter. Real cute trying to go after a 3 year old. She goes after every girl for being a sloot when she would ride anything with a pulse. She claims to be a classy rich girl when she reeks nothing but trash. She is malicious and she be thrown in her full to the brim c*m dumpster.

You could start with her name.- nik

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Justin Shockey Has a Gaping Butthole

December 2, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 161

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Justin Shockey, Kansas City’s biggest predator. He lives a double life, one as a father figure to his son and to his live in girlfriend’s kids, and another as a single bachelor going to school to “better himself”. This douchebag is not only a sexual deviant, he likes to lure in multiple single mothers at the same time, all while bringing his precious son to meet and connect with all of them. Who the fuck does that? He is from Oak Grove, but is known in Warrensburg at UCM, Blue Springs, Grain Valley, Lee’s Summit and pretty much anywhere in the Metro area. After years of being jobless, he finally landed a gig that requires him to travel. So, ladies in Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, Maryland, Iowa, Oklahoma, Wisconsin and Minnesota, beware! He likes to troll on POF and all other dating sites and will change his city til he finds a match. Don’t worry, this joke does not discriminate. He loves FATTIES, old ladies, tattooed slobs, trannies, and anything with a pulse. He will also demand anal…not GIVING it but RECEIVING it. He will beg you to bang him with a HUGE, gag gift size dildo. At least 18 inches, and he takes it all. He certainly claims to not be into men but, ATTENTION MR. SHOCKEY, your asshole doesn’t get that wide from harmless foreplay. This weasel will do anything to impress you and will become your best friend over night. But no friendship lasts for long. He has fcked everyone over he has ever met, including his family. He loves to blame every problem he has ever had on his mom. He dogs out his entire family constantly, as well as former friends. The entire world must be out to get him. He claims his marriage fell apart for many different reasons but everyone knows he cheated on the poor girl with countless women. She finally wised up and kicked his ass to the curb. He wouldn’t know how to be a loyal friend or significant other if his life depended on it. It’s time to put this fcker on blast so hopefully he won’t keep getting away with being such an all around asshole and douche. This guy isn’t just a sex addict, he has some deep psychological issues. He will try to play this down but anyone who knows him will know it’s the truth.

Now I understand why gay guys like turning straight guys.  I didn’t know de-virginizing appealed to both teams.- nik

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Kaylah Mae Waggoner

November 20, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 104

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is Kaylah Waggoner. This krust-ball will attempt to sleep with anyone you set in front of her. Male or female she will pounce. She will do anything for attention, from talk about shitting all the time to trying to pretend shes so hawt. like omg. She once let a dude cum all over her face right after she got angel bites and had to take them out because the slore got them infected LAWL. The only thing this girl is good for is cumming in, if you want to catch something that is. This girl is a bottom feeder, sleeps with her “besties” Megan who is also a real peaches boyfriends. Not once, but multiple times. And have we even gotten to this slores face?? someone please help me know what is wrong with it, its real terrifying LAWL. I would best advise not letting her near your personal belongings either, seems to have some real sticky fingers and not a slice of respect. JUST STAY AT LEAST 50 FEET FROM THIS GIRL, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

Why would you do that for your ears?- nik

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Confused about Jenna Cydal

November 13, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 24

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need your help. Over the Halloween weekebd a group of friends and I went to Attitudes to see a drag show. It wasn’t my first, but I don’t think I’ve ever been more confused after seeing one. This particular performer, Jenna Cydal, looks female but goes on stage as a queen. I thought it might be rude to ask her. So I looked on her face book, the web etc. Basically stalked her to find out. I didnt come to a solid conclusion. A web search brought me to your site. I noticed her trans status or not had been danced around in previous posts, but the issue was never an isolated topic. So I’m making it one. Do you think Jenna is a natural girl or is she trans? I need the dirty army’s help on this! And her boobs, real or fake? Nik, I just need all the answers/opinions I can get. Help me out! To be fair, I included performance photos, a pic of her normal I guess and one from the show I was at. Which includes her hands. I read that helps people tell.

Why would they have a women in a drag show….its a man.- nik

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