THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Justin Shockey, Kansas City’s biggest predator. He lives a double life, one as a father figure to his son and to his live in girlfriend’s kids, and another as a single bachelor going to school to “better himself”. This douchebag is not only a sexual deviant, he likes to lure in multiple single mothers at the same time, all while bringing his precious son to meet and connect with all of them. Who the fuck does that? He is from Oak Grove, but is known in Warrensburg at UCM, Blue Springs, Grain Valley, Lee’s Summit and pretty much anywhere in the Metro area. After years of being jobless, he finally landed a gig that requires him to travel. So, ladies in Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, Maryland, Iowa, Oklahoma, Wisconsin and Minnesota, beware! He likes to troll on POF and all other dating sites and will change his city til he finds a match. Don’t worry, this joke does not discriminate. He loves FATTIES, old ladies, tattooed slobs, trannies, and anything with a pulse. He will also demand anal…not GIVING it but RECEIVING it. He will beg you to bang him with a HUGE, gag gift size dildo. At least 18 inches, and he takes it all. He certainly claims to not be into men but, ATTENTION MR. SHOCKEY, your asshole doesn’t get that wide from harmless foreplay. This weasel will do anything to impress you and will become your best friend over night. But no friendship lasts for long. He has fcked everyone over he has ever met, including his family. He loves to blame every problem he has ever had on his mom. He dogs out his entire family constantly, as well as former friends. The entire world must be out to get him. He claims his marriage fell apart for many different reasons but everyone knows he cheated on the poor girl with countless women. She finally wised up and kicked his ass to the curb. He wouldn’t know how to be a loyal friend or significant other if his life depended on it. It’s time to put this fcker on blast so hopefully he won’t keep getting away with being such an all around asshole and douche. This guy isn’t just a sex addict, he has some deep psychological issues. He will try to play this down but anyone who knows him will know it’s the truth.
Now I understand why gay guys like turning straight guys. I didn’t know de-virginizing appealed to both teams.- nik