Missouri | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Kaylah Mae Waggoner

November 20, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 105

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is Kaylah Waggoner. This krust-ball will attempt to sleep with anyone you set in front of her. Male or female she will pounce. She will do anything for attention, from talk about shitting all the time to trying to pretend shes so hawt. like omg. She once let a dude cum all over her face right after she got angel bites and had to take them out because the slore got them infected LAWL. The only thing this girl is good for is cumming in, if you want to catch something that is. This girl is a bottom feeder, sleeps with her “besties” Megan who is also a real peaches boyfriends. Not once, but multiple times. And have we even gotten to this slores face?? someone please help me know what is wrong with it, its real terrifying LAWL. I would best advise not letting her near your personal belongings either, seems to have some real sticky fingers and not a slice of respect. JUST STAY AT LEAST 50 FEET FROM THIS GIRL, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

Why would you do that for your ears?- nik

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Confused about Jenna Cydal

November 13, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 24

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need your help. Over the Halloween weekebd a group of friends and I went to Attitudes to see a drag show. It wasn’t my first, but I don’t think I’ve ever been more confused after seeing one. This particular performer, Jenna Cydal, looks female but goes on stage as a queen. I thought it might be rude to ask her. So I looked on her face book, the web etc. Basically stalked her to find out. I didnt come to a solid conclusion. A web search brought me to your site. I noticed her trans status or not had been danced around in previous posts, but the issue was never an isolated topic. So I’m making it one. Do you think Jenna is a natural girl or is she trans? I need the dirty army’s help on this! And her boobs, real or fake? Nik, I just need all the answers/opinions I can get. Help me out! To be fair, I included performance photos, a pic of her normal I guess and one from the show I was at. Which includes her hands. I read that helps people tell.

Why would they have a women in a drag show….its a man.- nik

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Mother of the Year

November 11, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this c*** needs to be put on blast. Her name is Holly Ohlendorf and while her bf was in the Army fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, she was sleeping around with his best man. Along with cheating on him, she blew through $50,000 of his money while he was overseas. The bf came home in a wheelchair from a bullet to the knee and he wheeled in on Holly and Roger (best man) in his bed. The bf had to get a paternity test for their son to make sure it was his. Recently, Holly has refused to let, solider, see his son and this has been going on for a year. Solider, has every other weekend rights to him and is up to date on child support. Now, Holly changed the last name of her son from the biological father’s, to her little bf’s, Roger and the c*** still wants more child support. Nik, please put Holly and Roger on blast and help the solider get his son back from her.

Ravers…- nik

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The Creepy Photographer Of St Louis

November 4, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have to introduce you to the creapest guy in St Louis, Steve Grappe. Steve is an old, fat, bold guy who enjoys taking pictures of teenage girls naked to get a hard on. He owns 314 studios. What he does is he messages hot teenage girls on facebook, and tells them he will do free photo shoots with them, to help build them a ‘modeling portfolio’ so they can some day make it big. These girls believe him, and then as soon as they goes to his studio, he hits on them hard core… and tries to get them to only do bikini and naked photos. Then, he continuously texts them, and tries to get them to come over to drink. WHAT A PERVE. Everybody in St Louis knows this guys is a nasty disgusting pervert, who’s only intention is to lure them into his studio to get a hard on, or worse. plus put this guy on blast, and lets warn the other girls in St Louis about this nasty fuck.

Quite male modeling yourself Steve.- nik

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Meet Emily Shepherd

October 24, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Emily Shepherd AKA: The North County Slut. This girl will put anything in her mouth, and f*** anything that walks. This girl goes out pretending she’s the baddest b**** around, when really shes just the biggest h** around, and it’s about time someone called her a** out on it! I know this girl personally, and have watched her cheat on countless boyfriends, and lie to my face about screwing people I’m friends with, just to feel like a “bad b*tch”, when really she just LOOKS bad. She endlessly flirts with everyone I know’s boyfriend’s, and even girlfriend’s because she hangs out with people that participate in gay pride and wants to ‘fit in’ with everyone, thinking we don’t notice. I’m here to let everyone know who this b**** is, this girl is disgusting, walking, talking **’s in a nutshell, she gets with anyone possible and never uses protection, her p*ssy even requires special soap, it stinks so bad. I suggest if you’ve been with this one, I’d hit the doctor’s office QUICK. This girl even used to blow a married 50 year old MANAGER to get free drugs and STILL drives to see him as of two weeks ago!! Well, here she is STL, be on the lookout for the biggest Slut in North County!

Went a little heavy on those eyebrows Emily.- nik

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Ashley Ho-rphy

October 14, 2013 Missouri 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This is Ashley Murphy (brunet) from Smithville, Missouri. She is currently a freshman at Missouri Western State University in St. Joseph, Missouri and a member of TriSigma sorority. Don’t let this cute innocent face fool you Nik; Ashley is an overly dramatic ho, who likes to sleep with people’s boyfriends. She’s always whining and makes a big deal out of everything! She acts like she’s too damned good for the world because she thinks she is hot! What’s more, she is a cheating slut! She has a boyfriend named, Gage, who is going through hell at boot camp while she goes out and sucks and fuks frat boy’s dicks! Honestly, who the hell is that low? The funny part of this is TriSigma’s motto is “Faithful unto death,” which she obviously isn’t! So Nik, what do you make of this girl?

Welcome to college.- nik

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St. Joe Viper

October 11, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I met this idiot on POF. I know red flags; but hey…I thought I would give it a try. Boy was I ever right/wrong. He tried to play the field with me for about a month, asking for nude photos and wanting phone sex. Thankfully, I never gave in and found out he had a GF, who I feel sorry for, because I know I am not the only one, so watch out girls for Harold Cline from St. Joseph!

Nice shirt.- nik

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Dumb and Dumber

October 11, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of these two sluts walking around the St. Louis area thinking that their shit don’t stink. Meet Danielle Behlmann (bleach blonde dyke looking bitch) and Samantha Gegg. Two of the most concieted pieces of shit you’ll ever meet. Danielle literally thinks she’s queen bitch…but literally she is nothing but a dumb whore. She’s getting married (God help the poor dude) but that doesn’t stop her from fcking the whole city (particularly Jon Mohon and Jake Flickinger!!!) We all know you put those roast beef curtains everywhere you can for whoever you stupid fucking skank. She used to bully people in High School and Grade School..this dumb fcking c*nt even made fun of her cousins because their Dad died!!! What the fck??? Ugh…anyways the other nasty skank is Samantha Gegg of Florissant and she literally thinks her shit don’t stink. She’s a “professional spray tan artist” (what a fking joke) for some crap company called O.C. Tan to U which should be put out of business for making girls look like pumpkins. She has fcked half the city and her pussy stinks like tuna. I’ve tried on more than one occasion to beat this bitches ass for trying to sleep with my man but she’s too pssy to meet up. Put these dirty skanks on blast and give them a taste of their own medicine….it’s about time they got it!!

Spray tan artists can’t go pro.- nik

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