THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, girls are always wearing makeup to make themselves feel better. “Enhance” their natural beauty, right? Well, Jenna Cydal walks around St Louis like she is hot shit when really, she just paints on a fcking mask. She posted a picture last night without makeup and I was horrified. I never particularly got why people thought she was pretty, and now I do. She puts on so much makeup that she truly tricks people into thinking she is. SHE’S SO BEYOND NATURAL BEAUTY. Just look! The first is a photo of her with a shit ton of makeup and the second is without all the tricks she pulls. Wow. And lastly, what’s with the stupid hair color, btch?

I’m surprised there’s no kids running around the back of that car.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Kelsey, or K-Dawg as she like to be called. Her friend Amanda was submitted on here a couple months back and her pictures needed alot of hearts.So I figured its Kelsey’s turn. Kelsey May look all innocent but she will fuk anything that move and use any object with a rounded tip. She gets people together from her facebook and makes them think they are all gonna be watching movies but then as the night goes on she just starts stripping her clothes off.

What kind of party is that?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Leeroy Callahan. This wannabe DJ is short tempered and insecure. Nik, he’s so insecure with himself that he ends up ruining all his relationships. For example: He cheats on all of his girlfriends if he’s not getting any. Or if they get into a disagreement. That’s how he get his drd’s. (drd and The Cl**) Not only does he cheats on his girlfriends, but if you don’t have the same opinion that he does about anything…and I really do mean ANYTHING, then he will threaten to beat you. Now, I understand if he threatens guys, but its mostly girls. Once this girl stood up to him and he beat her so bad. Black eyes and a tooth was missing kinda bad. If you want to contact this awful excuse of a human being, here’s his skype: [removed] If you add him as a friend on Facebook, then you can easily get his number, then blow up his phone telling him that your sorry that he exists.

The thicker the chin strap the bigger the douche.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat, ugly sloot is Kathryn Kennedy. She is the most fake person I have ever met. We were best friends in high school. Katie was much more pretty and thin than she is today. Guess she packed on the freshman 50. She went to Missouri State for a year max and did nothing but party. She rushed a sorority but her grades were so shitty that they wouldn’t take her. It was probably more of an issue that she is a fat cow and no one wants to be associated with a fake bitch. She cares about her image more than anything else and just wants acceptance and is willing to tell any lie to get it. No boys want to date her. Any guy she winds up talking to winds up screwing her over. Can you blame them? Look at that 7 head. She looks like she’s pregnant because she is so fat. She has to wear spanx just to hold in her stomach anytime she wears anything tight fitting. She thinks she can get away with m**er because her dad is a cop for the St. Louis County Police. That’s how she got her job as a secretary working for the police department. She drank far too much before it was legal for her to do so and I think it may have messed up her brain because she is as dumb as a rock. She had a tooth knocked out and wears a fake one. Shes disgusting. She doesn’t shower for days at a time. She likes to visit the Dirty, so I cant wait for her to see herself on the cite. She likes to talk shit about absolutely anyone, including her friends. Maybe this will teach her a lesson in Karma and humility. So for the last time, good riddance, Katie. So, Nik, would you? Even with a ten foot pole?

Something tells me she’s not pregnant in these pictures. – nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kristin Young. What a catch right? Nik She spends her quality time with her kid (if she even has her kid). And even when she does have her, she uses that time to invite the Cass County trash fest to mommy and daddy’s house to throw mad parties and takes wonderful pictures of underage drinking with her BABY DAUGHTER IN THE PICTURES. And if she isn’t in the pictures it’s because her parents are watching her or pawns her off to her father (who is a great father at that, for real) Proud mommy moment right? She lives at her parents in the basement because she got knocked up when she was in high school and can’t afford to live on her own anymore because baby daddy stopped paying their rent. Consequences of being a total bitch, I guess. She also met the boy she is absolutely in love with after 3 months and has her daughter around him all the time. Little does she know he is never faithful…good luck. Such a healthy life style she is setting up for her kid. She also likes to post her daily life on Facebook so her baby daddy can see how “happy she is”. When in reality she is nothing but a dumb bitch stuck in high school thinking she is all high and mighty because she gets drunk every weekend and takes pictures of it. That is what the most important thing is after all, when being a 20 year old single mother. Hope these pictures hold some great memories for your daughter when she grows up, and she can ask you the question, “Where was I when you were getting wasted half naked with all your friends?” But then you can just show her the ones of her in them. Round of applause for you Kristin, you have set the bar for every young mother in the world. Here is your award for being the worst mother of the year. Try not to let your precious baby girl get a hold of any open containers, I would hate for child services to step in.

So what does all the time at the clubs/partying equal?? since that’s most of it.- nik