THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dan Hicks. Resident of Neosho, Missouri, married with a wife and 2 kids. But that ring on his keychain (douchebag won’t even wear his wedding band) doesn’t stop him from sleeping with every woman under the sun. He works at some dinky ass restaurant in Neosho as a “manager” but in reality all he does is sit on his ass all day and text other women on his cellphone or wank off to pornos. He has a beautiful wife at home yet he can’t keep his damn pants on and fcks around with the trashiest of the trash, m*thwhores, women with 7 kids that they don’t even take care of, other married women and now he is supposedly fcking a prostitute. His wife needs to take those babies and get away from him, he’s such a waste of life. He thinks he’s this big musician cause he plays guitar (horribly, might I add). He also has sex with girls after hours at the restaurant, and hires girls based off their looks (not experience or personality, their FCKING looks). He is just the ultimate douchebag trash. I hope his wife sees this, wisens up and leaves his ass. He is just plain DISGUSTING. Nik please put this douchebag up for the world to see, it’s time he gets exposed for all his LIES and DOUCHEBAGGERY.
Chinstraps don’t lie…(douchebags).- nik