Montana State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Would You?

September 18, 2009 Montana State, Would You? 15

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kasie Rae a fitness model.  She has a nice body but it is amazing how much better she looks in her pictures than in person. Just curious would you?

Answer: no.  I couldn’t even do it if she actually looked like she does in her photoshopped pics.  Photoshop is for liars.nik



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Back To School

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Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Oops I Crapped My Pants!

August 2, 2009 Montana State, The Dirty, University Of Montana 49

Nothing Slimier than a 2 bit whore holding a fish, huh Nik? Wutcha think of one of montana's Finest that shit her pants last summer at a party?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there anything slimier than a 2 bit wh*re holding a fish? Wutcha think of one of montana’s Finest that sh*t her pants last summer at a party?

Looks like she is into Old Men.- nik



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Apple Approved: New Iphone Application For Scoring Ganja

July 20, 2009 Anchorage, Denver, Dirty News, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Michigan, Montana State, Newport, Oregon, The Dirty, Washington 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (TRANSRACIAL) Apple has just approved a new Iphone app that helps folks find their nearest marijuana-distribution center with a few easy clicks. Appropriately-named Cannabis, the $2.99 app allows Iphoners to find legal marijuana dealers in the 13 states where medical-MJ has been approved.Users search by city or zip-code, with data supplied — and continually updated — by Imedicalcannabis.org, a patient resource center. Interestingly, the software has been developed by techies who are themselves medical marijuana users — and 50 cents of every app down-load will be donated to pro-bud avocacy groups.

This application is going to make bank.  Glad to see that Apple will get their cut in drug trafficking.- nik



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4th Of July Redneck Style

July 9, 2009 Dirty TV, Montana State, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this seriously has to be the most white trash Fourth celebration I have ever seen. Our founding fathers must be so proud that the trash of Canada is celebrating our holiday.

Dude, no way… Chromachine is like my favorite band.- nik



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MSU Girls

May 18, 2009 Montana State, St. Louis, Would You? 15

MSU Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: just one question.. which one would you?

Answer: No, are you delusional? Those girls are all obese with SHIM faces.



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You Are NOT A Red Cup

April 30, 2009 Montana State, University Of Montana 1

You are NOT a Red Cup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.

Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik



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Wow, Girls Kissing

April 29, 2009 Montana State 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here is what Sl*ts do best. These girls only kiss to get attention from the stupid frat guys that they bang. They are such sl*t.

If you kiss other girls you might get some guys to look at you too. Unless you’re fat.- nik



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