New Rap Group Diverse

July 30, 2012 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 15

New Rap Group Diverse

New Rap Group Diverse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted you to check out the latest rap group called Diverse and see what you think. Palm Trees, DonnieG, WhiteMike, Rob, Alexis, and Mitch are all throwing it down on the mic. What do you think? These white boys can lay it down right? Wrong, these kids think they are real hard but the truth is they were all raised in a nice cookie cutter neighborhood in Cary. The majority of these people have been arrested for drugs and a few have even been to rehab, but ended up lost in the sauce again. Chris Palmer aka Palm Trees and Donnie Garland aka Donnie G have cheated and stolen their ways through life and its about time someone call them out on it! Click here for whiteboy rap

Nice self promotion.- nik



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Atowns Finest Reject

May 10, 2012 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 11

A-tOwNs FiNeSt ReJeCt PlAyMaTe Of ThE yEaR!!!

A-tOwNs FiNeSt ReJeCt PlAyMaTe Of ThE yEaR!!!

A-tOwNs FiNeSt ReJeCt PlAyMaTe Of ThE yEaR!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Bliss Thompkins. This girl thinks she is God’s gift to all. She thinks that everyone wants to be her, that all girls are just jealous. Who could be jealous of her? Look at her gut. Have you ever seen a belly like this? Who in their right mind would want to look like this? Not to mention show it off for the entire world to see. She really believes that she is a playmate, one of Hugh Hefner’s original playmates. She has multiple playboy bunnies tattooed on her. She went to cosmetology school, I did not realize it took “3 years” to complete it, when it is a one year course. She lives at home with her boyfriends parents, and she cannot make up her mind if she wants to wear Bebe, Ed Hardy, or something from family dollar. She is two-faced as can be. She talks mad crap about other girls, but smiles in their face when she is around them. She wears Mac makeup as if it is actually helping her any. She needs to learn how to apply makeup. She gets her makeup tips from on the net, and it looks horrible. I would like to know your honest opinion on this thing, so give us your honest opinion. Someone needs to put her in her place and drop her down a few pegs.

How does your belly not embarrass you? please tuck it away.- nik



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Simple Would You

April 10, 2012 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 8

Well, Would You?

Well, Would You?

Well, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bruna and i think she is absolutely beautiful! I see her around a lot at parties, she’s always the hottest one there. Nice rack, tiny waist, not to mention she’s genuinely a sweet person. Not stuck up in anyway despite her looks. Oh ya, she’s brazilian, super hot! So, would you?!?

Answer: No, its almost as if her face is under a magnifying glass.



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The Definition Of Damaged Goods

February 17, 2012 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 41

(Click on the picture to see some web cam action)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is pure trash. Sloren Whorden better known as Lauren Jordan and Lauren Jay on facebook. If she dresses like a wh*re and acts like a wh*re.  She’s so nasty she shot up dope using toilet water after she blew some guy within twenty minutes of meeting him. Shes had at least 3 abortions.  Her ovaries probably don’t function. Last I heard she was doing webcam porn for dope money. Look her up on google: “Jenny Silvermist Vod” you’ll notice she can fit 4 fingers in her loose goosey. Her parents must be proud. Her only ambitions in life are to be a trophy wife or a playboy model. She still lives with her mother and can’t hold down a job unless shes selling her body. Shes been with more men that you have bones in your body. She even went lesbian for a while. I’ll give her one thing she’s a good liar and if your dumb enough to believe her you deserve the diseases that your about to receive. This girl is the definition of damaged goods. She’s pretty violent too I’ve seen her try to fight so many people at parties and she used to assault her ex bf every time I was around them, bout time he got rid of her and moved on. Nik you need to warn the people of Raleigh of this sloot.

Lauren, if you want to be a pornstar stop half assing it… move to the Valley in LA. Sorry, but Raleigh porn will not help pay the bills.- nik



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Biggest Douche In Raleigh Paul Honer

December 12, 2011 Dirty Predator, NC State, Raleigh-Durham 15

Paul Honer, biggest douche in Raleigh

Paul Honer, biggest douche in Raleigh

Paul Honer, biggest douche in Raleigh

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Paul Honer. He’s a serial cheating jerk. He is dating a black chick who thinks she’s a model/actress named Brandy Renee Brown (she even has an IMDb page) who allows him to cheat on her constantly. She makes a big scene until he apologizes and she takes him back. This creep plays for both teams, and he’s even been known to pull fire alarms hoping to lure chicks out of bed so he can screw them. Hey, his logic is simple, “cranky chicks who have to get out of bed in the wee hours of the morning are deff dtf, bro.” This guy is a reject that may or may not be graduating from NC State this weekend. He calls himself a “super senior” which means that he can’t seem to pass his easy online classes. He stills lives with his parents and he’s an undercover redneck, and he always jokes about how many “jungle bunnies” he has “laid that sweet white meat” too. I could go on and on, but this guy is a total loser! Nik, put this douche on blast, please.

That is the scariest looking couple I have ever seen.- nik 



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Is She Really Perfect

October 24, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve known this girl for a while, and she IS very beautiful – I would want to look like her. She does some modeling, but I swear, she thinks she’s perfect. What do you think?

I think she is very SQUARE looking. Her lines are very boxy.- nik



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Raleigh Beer Pong Biatch

August 10, 2011 Dirty Predator, NC State, Raleigh-Durham 49

Raleigh Beer Pong Bitch

Raleigh Beer Pong Bitch

Raleigh Beer Pong Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Raleigh rat is Tc. Him and his followers prance the streets calling themselves “The thoroughbreads” or even worse “cup killas” when its him and the afghan he plays with. They even got matching shirts…quer bait. The only things going for this guy is BEER PONG, he cant stay with a girl if the world depended on it, he cheats on every one of them. He cheated on his skank of a ex, ashlley, and now his current sl*t girlfriend or ex who knows, cant keep up, but sam. I use to hang out with this crowd, but they cant grow out of highs chool. Please put this douche box on blast. Complete predator this guy is. .

The guys who get good at beer pong are the guys who don’t wanna get drunk.  Aka, closet forgy’s, the gay comes out of them when they’re drunk.- nik



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Another City Limit Reject

June 6, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 13

Another city limits rej3kt

Another city limits rej3kt

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this abominable ass man, is aaron from no other than city limits. This guy has nothing to gain in life, except more weight. I’ll admit he use to be a good lookin man about 7 years ago, but its just turned to shit. As a sad excuse of a man, he lurks city limits thursday-saturday making his girl (who works at city limits) bring home the bread. Its about time he stepped up to be a man, or stepped/walked to the gym.

Filling out has hidden their oddly shaped chins…dunno if that’s a good thing though.- nik



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