Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Creepy Sagar

April 1, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 13 5,680 Views

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Bollywood

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Sagar is one creepy little 5’2″ dude! He is well known at NCSU for attempting (and failing) to get every single girl on campus to hook up with him… He gets sloppy drunk and literally air humps girls because the truth is that he is a virgin and it’s not changing any time soon. He always gets his *ss beat my frat guys because he crashes their parties and tries to pick up girls and start fights.

Guys who can never get girls become switch hitters, better step your game up.- nik



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Tricky Ho!

March 31, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 11 7,760 Views

Tricky Ho!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this h*e is one of Raleigh’s Biggest Dumps. She falls in love at the club every damn day, and tries to bring AS MANY guys home as possible…She’s the sk*nkiest of sk*nks, and a drama-starter.. One time, she invited me to spend the night at her NCSU dorm, and I drove over 3 hours to see her but I wasn’t into her anymore because I realized that too many guys had been “into her” lately.

I’m more worried that you drove 3 hours to see a dude who apparently you still think is a chick.- nik



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Blonde Barbie From Raleigh

March 28, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 14 7,535 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hope, and she is also the only hope for finding you a beautiful girl here in North Carolina.  Hope is sexy as hell and those beautiful captivating eyes of here’s is pretty much iceing on the cake.   Nik, would you and Ill say it now…. you are welcome for me finding you the one.

No Hope here… she looks like 3 different people.- nik



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Sanjay The Raleigh Promoter Is A Compulsive Liar

March 19, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 86 8,696 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sanjay “Casanova” Matai. This f**kin guy literally lies through his teeth to all his customers and patrons that come to his parties, he’ll do things like post on his Facebook about how Solas is at capacity (on a Thursday night? yeah right) This guy actually paid for a cover page story in z-spotlight with a fake contest where he won “entertainer of the year”. Supposedly in his “interview” (which he probably wrote himself) he actually had the audacity to say that his company was on the Forbes 500 list. He actually had trophies made FOR HIMSELF for his fake award from Z-spotlight “entertainer of the year”…more like biggest liar of the year! There are so many other promoters around Raleigh who are doing bigger and better things than this f**kin guy. This guy thinks hes the s**t, and I think someone needs to bring him down a notch or two. Plus look at how ugly this guy is, you would think that with all the money this guy is always bragging about having he would get his ugly face fixed. This dude seriously needs a new hair do. Oh yeah I almost forgot, he likes to tell people that come to his parties that hes the owner of the club….. WRONG!!! Why lie about being someone your not?  Guess it makes him sleep better at night.

I think the Casanova tie explains this guys entire life. All club promoters are liars, you can tell by this guys smile that he actually believes his lies.- nik



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Lets Get Right To It

March 9, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 23 5,069 Views

lets get right to it

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think this girl is amazing. I know you are used to west coast women, but southern bells are perfect. I know I would, but I just want to get your advice.  Would you?

Answer: No, notice how small her arms and head look in comparison to her body, she’s pushing 150.



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Biggest 2 Faced Doosh At NC State

March 2, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 6 9,732 Views

Biggest 2 faced Doosh at NC State

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the biggest 2 faced doosh bag at NC State. Ethan Grimmer will smile in your face and then talk behind your back, which is a female trait. He walks around always talking about how he used to be a cheer leader. NO ONE CARES. His EGO is so big he tried out for Mr Wolfpack and lost. Maybe He thought he was gonna win we he took of his shirt in front of 100 ppl and the judges. Youve got to be a real meathead to think that by showing ur body which is weak sauce, will get you votes. Man your a real LOSER!

I’m sure he has a lot of female traits.- nik



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