THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and Gentleman, here we have it for you. Lauren Hoffman. Not only will she flirt with your boyfriend right in front of your eyes, she will then proceed to f*ck him and tell all of his friends. Not only is this girl a pathological liar, thief, and lowgrade whore, she has had numerous STD’s. She will act like your best friend to your face, because she is desperate for friends & for guys to like her. Loves to go out and get wasted, and then proceed to sleep with any guy that glances in her direction. The girl weighs about 85 pounds and loves to snort blow. She spends all of the money she takes out of her moms bank account for blow & weed. She gets her alcohol from the guys’ parties she goes to after promising to sleep with them. Raleigh, WATCH OUT, because this bitch is on the prowl for anyone’s boyfriend!!! She has slept with most of her “bestfriends” boyfriends, about 3 that I can count right off the top of my head. Stay far away unless you are welcoming the clap!
It looks like she’s wearing a diaper filled with cottage cheese. -nik