THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch Katie Masson works at your fave hangout, City Limits. She’ll spread rumors & lies about you, but will be a two-faced bitch to your face. She’s such a gold-digging hypocrite. Would you?
Answer: No, she’s pushing that shirt to its limits.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this, is Caitlyn. She has slept with 5, yes 5, of her BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIENDS. All of this information just came out to everyone, and now we realize how big of a SLooT she is. Better watch out for her, because one of her “BEST FRIENDS” has something, so I’m pretty sure she has it now too. She claims to be a “Princess”, but to everyone all she is is a ROYAL B*TCH.
Caitlyn needs a head transplant.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey I need your help! I don’t know much about this guy (which is where I need your help) but he works at a gay bar downtown… but isn’t gay? For some reason I think it’s a lie, maybe he’s just a giver not a reciever? Something is fishy about him but I’m really interested in him and I would like to get the real dirty on him.
Forgy. If your not an asian and are wearing one of those topless hats/visors then your forgy, 100%.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is J Fish. He’s a “club promoter” bringing a bunch of wasted underage sluts into clubs wreaking havoc on the downtown scene. Him and his fellow douche friends tote around a bunch drunk 18 year old girls in party buses, while the fat ones grind on the pole. He’s the biggest creeper and a fcking weirdo. He’s known for following girls into bathrooms and will “spit his rhymes” in your ear to try and fuck you. If any girl has ever slept with this guy, shoot yourself because you’re a fucking idiot. When you talk to him he does this weird ghetto spasm with his hands making sound effects and stupid facial expressions. It leaves you perplexed, “Like is this guy serious?”.
His teeth are slanted.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb girl, Ashlee, prances around like she’s the hottest thing to walk this earth. She’s an annoying idiot who thinks she’s a model because pervy, hack ‘photographers’ take pictures of her in bikinis. This girl needs to get smacked across the face. So, please let her know how stupid she looks- would you?
Answer: No, never. She looks like a care bear with drooping eyes.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “girl” is kelsey. Youll never see her out sober, mainly hanging all over dudes and showing off that amazing lazy eye, so attraictive…let me know what – would you?
Shes like one of those pigs that your squeeze and their eyes pop out.- nik
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