City Limits Saloon’s Raging Heifer

January 30, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 30

City Limits Saloon's Raging Heifer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch Katie Masson works at your fave hangout, City Limits. She’ll spread rumors & lies about you, but will be a two-faced bitch to your face. She’s such a gold-digging hypocrite. Would you?

Answer: No, she’s pushing that shirt to its limits.



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The Worst Best Friend Ever

January 20, 2011 NC State 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this, is Caitlyn. She has slept with 5, yes 5, of her BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIENDS. All of this information just came out to everyone, and now we realize how big of a SLooT she is. Better watch out for her, because one of her “BEST FRIENDS” has something, so I’m pretty sure she has it now too. She claims to be a “Princess”, but to everyone all she is is a ROYAL B*TCH.

Caitlyn needs a head transplant.- nik



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Forgy Or Straight

January 19, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 16

Gay or not Gay?

Gay or not Gay?

Gay or not Gay?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey I need your help! I don’t know much about this guy (which is where I need your help) but he works at a gay bar downtown… but isn’t gay? For some reason I think it’s a lie, maybe he’s just a giver not a reciever? Something is fishy about him but I’m really interested in him and I would like to get the real dirty on him.

Forgy.  If your not an asian and are wearing one of those topless hats/visors then your forgy, 100%.- nik



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Dumb Promoter

January 14, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 60

WTF?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is J Fish. He’s a “club promoter” bringing a bunch of wasted underage sluts into clubs wreaking havoc on the downtown scene. Him and his fellow douche friends tote around a bunch drunk 18 year old girls in party buses, while the fat ones grind on the pole. He’s the biggest creeper and a fcking weirdo. He’s known for following girls into bathrooms and will “spit his rhymes” in your ear to try and fuck you. If any girl has ever slept with this guy, shoot yourself because you’re a fucking idiot. When you talk to him he does this weird ghetto spasm with his hands making sound effects and stupid facial expressions. It leaves you perplexed, “Like is this guy serious?”.

His teeth are slanted.- nik



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Duck Face

January 14, 2011 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 26

Duck Face

Duck Face

Duck Face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb girl, Ashlee, prances around like she’s the hottest thing to walk this earth. She’s an annoying idiot who thinks she’s a model because pervy, hack ‘photographers’ take pictures of her in bikinis. This girl needs to get smacked across the face. So, please let her know how stupid she looks- would you?

Answer: No, never. She looks like a care bear with drooping eyes.- nik



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Lazy Eye Queen

December 22, 2010 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 8

Lazy Eye Queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “girl” is kelsey. Youll never see her out sober, mainly hanging all over dudes and showing off that amazing lazy eye, so attraictive…let me know what – would you?

Shes like one of those pigs that your squeeze and their eyes pop out.- nik



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Definition Of Sloot

December 21, 2010 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 20

Definition of SLOOT.

Definition of SLOOT.

Definition of SLOOT.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Courtney Gundersen. What is there to say about this girl other than she’s got every disease in the book. This girl gets sloppy drunk and just hangs on everyones man. She think’s she’s cute, but she’s disgustingly nasty!! This girl and her loose cooch can take it somewhere else because girlfriend you’re not welcome here. True Definition of SLLLOOOTTTTTTTTTTT.

I f you can’t smile, don’t smile.- nik



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Kenna Is Married And Sleeping With Her Best Friend’s Boyfriend

December 9, 2010 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 57

Homewrecking Kenna

Homewrecking Kenna

Homewrecking Kenna

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kenna DeLoach. She’s still legally married, but that wont stop her from sleeping with her best friend’s boyfriend. She and her friend’s boyfriend were living with said friend and mooching off her. Come to find out, whenever her friend was at work, she was sleeping with her man the entire time. They said they were going to run away together to Florida. How can they do that when her bff was supporting her AND him? Hopefully her soon to be ex husband can use this against her, but in the meantime, please rip her a new one. Personally, I think she looks like skelator. She deserves to be on TheDirty.

I want to know more. Can someone submit her friend… I want to see who is hotter.- nik



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