The Dirt Master

the dirt master

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is dirt his name is Chris Jackson. He lies about everything. He says things to girls to get into their pants. He is not your friend unless he can sleep with you otherwise your just another person on the street….He will sleep with anyone and lies to every girl and denies that fact hes fooling around on them. He gets other girls to hook him up with their friends he also has a POF account and meets other girls on there as well This guy is trash and i would like to warn any girl out there who may be hooking up with him and listening to his cute and adorable LIES. Not everybody is perfect but honesty is the key. Keep up your sh*t Budd because in the end you are going to be burning a girl you are sleeping with or you yourself are going to get burned!

He already has, no he’s passing it on.- nik

Disgusting Navy Man Cheater

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Navy, Virginia Beach

Disgusting Navy man cheater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This man Tyler Forgas, who is in the Navy, cheated on his wife with this beast girl Tina. Tyler took everything from his wife and up and left to be with this heffer. In the photos, Tyler and his wife are in the first one, and the heffer he left her for is in the second one.
Nik, put this nasty man Tyler on blast! His wife doesn’t deserve this!!

Navy Boy Doesnt Know How To Play The Game

Posted in Navy, San Diego

Navy semen doesn't know how to play the game

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shayne Lanoue, a navy special forces douche trying to stick it in every blonde in the SD county area. He will sweet talk you into thinking you are his one and ONLY. Well, let me tell ya, you AREN’T! Not only is he stupid enough to let his “girlfriends” find out about each other, but still tries to pursue relationships with alll of them! Besides giving me a really bad perspective of military men, he also gave me some little “friends” down there if you know what I mean! So ladies if you come across this dime piece (more like a penny), RUN THE OPPOSITE WAY.

He got them from his bunk mate. I decided.- nik

Military Slore

Posted in Navy, San Diego

Military Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the TRASHIEST Nava-H*E in Southern California! Her name is Shelby Ybarra. She is the biggest slut and will fu*k ANY guy in the military. After she fu*ks you she will proceed to STALK you and add your ENTIRE family on facebook and cling onto them for YEARS! She tries to go visit her exs and ex fu*k buddies families out of state frequently and calls their mothers as MOM! She is a pepsi wh*re and stoner with NO future. She BOUGHT HERSELF an PROMISE ring after going on THREE dates with someone! She lives in Palmdale but drives to the San Diego navy base frequently to stalk her ex boyfriends. So I’ve got to ask Nik, would you?

Any occupation where she gets to wear a hat is a good one for her.- nik

Stay Away From Timothy Gordon

Posted in Navy, San Diego

Timothy Gordon Damanwhore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timothy Gordon aka Damanwh*re. (pathetically this is his is myspace url) Pretty self-explanatory. Although he is a cheating skumbag he still loves taking it up the *ss. So fellas he’s on the market. He will give it up to anyTHING he sees. He f*cks craterfaces, miss piggies (her name is Kaylee), mr piggies, and all around nasty b*tches. He will never be happy with any woman in his life because he is such a wh*re. The only girls he will have are the sl*ts that f*ck him and leave him anyways. Take a look at his past, he’s never had a good girl, because none of them want him. They see right past his pathetic cockiness which is really a cover up because he got bullied as a little boy for being a f*ggot. Oh yeah and girls see right through that too, YOU’RE GAY! Come out of the closet already! No girl is going to want to settle down with you anyways!

No doubt this guy struggles with his sexuality.- nik

Repeat Offender And D Bag Dad

Posted in Navy, Reno

Repeat Offender, Shit Dad, And D-bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me be the first to inform you of how much of a piece of sh*t Mauricio Fabela is. He has one kid from one girl and one on the way from another. He stole over a thousand dollars from his first baby-mama which he most likely spent on drugs and tattoos. He is a drugdealer(which he lies about to his current baby mama) He blows all the money he gets on drugs booze and tattoos. He doesn’t do ANYTHING to support his daughter and is a fat f*cking bum. He fucks EVERYONE. He has had sex with more girls than anyone can count. He’s had tons of threesomes, foursomes, and god knows what else with his partner in slime, Ayla Brock (aka baby mama #2) These two have had sex with literally 75% of reed. It’s disgusting. These two need to be revealed to the population of Reno. Anyone who would sink low enough to have sex with him has a serious mental disability. What do you think?

Who is that creepy black dude in the background.- nik

If The Navy Only Knew

Posted in Navy, Victoria

If the Navy only knew...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to begin with this piece of white trash..he has multiple personalities one being 9 months pregnant obviously. I’ve been waiting for a friend of mine to get rid of this cling on for a while now and finally the time has come where I can talk sh*t about this loser. He has quite the way breaking up with women,once he told a gf when they woke up that he was going to by crack and he wanted her out. I have to admit, that is kinda funny but pretty douchy all at the same time. Of course he has a kid out there somewhere with a mother who had the sense to take off, or so he says. He has broken up a few marriages one was his best friends. He drinks far too much and will take anything home, I mean anything.
Its all the same sh*t with these idiots. Post his pic Nic and I really want your opinion on the fat picture…?

I think we all know what’s going on in the first picture.- nik

Beware Of Adam Schwartz

Posted in Dirty Predator, Navy

Adam Schwartz

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a typical message from Adam Schwartz…”You and me. Brianna, I’m about to join the navy and I felt it was only right to let you know I never got over you. You lit up my life in ways you can’t imagine. there has been a hole inside me ever since you went away. I love you and will wait for you to come back to me, because I know in my heart your the most selfless, giving, beautiful soul I have ever come across.” this mother effer is messaging all the girls he can the same crap so he can screw them, even though at the same time he’s trying to tell one of my old best friends he wants to move her out to Virginia and get married to her. Can you believe that crap??? This nasty *ss d*ck deserves to get his *ss kicked, so if any of your girls got one, please find this *sshole and give it to him. thank youuuuu <3.

Where would one develop such an odd tan line.- nik

Navy Slore Megan Korolyk

Posted in Cougars, Navy, Vancouver

Navy whore Megan MacAulay Korolyk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cant belive that Megan hasn’t been up here before. She make’s everything about herself no one else could get her to shut the hell up. But when she goes out to sea she will sleep around on her new husband, but yet her husband will put himself up on craigslist looking for girls and guys. But Megan doesnt have a problem for it. So far every trip that I have sailed with her I lost count on how many time’s I wanted to do a men overboard with her, just never call it out when she goes over. I hate being on duty with her since she only wants to talk about is having a threesome with some of the crew. While her husband is at home checking craigslist. No wonder way she had allmost had a baby but she lost it about after being a month prego, but she didnt care about it either did her husband. So just to watch out for the Navy men out their that she is a hound dog looking for any kind of action that she can get.

Open couples are disturbing. I guarantee she has guys come visit her and her husband when she’s at home.- nik

Homeless Stalker

Posted in Dirty Predator, Navy, San Diego

Homeless Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this f*cker’s name is John Grossmann. He is 48 years old, has no life, and continues to harass my family. He persistently bugs my mom because this douchebag thinks that he can get a piece of her. Well too bad for him since he has a wife and two kids that left his *ss and moved to Japan 6 years ago. This dude dropped out of the navy, and he has no job because he thinks he is a class act. He is a homeless trucker so he stalks everybody because he lives in his piece of sh*t SUV with his nasty cat. You can probably catch him in Mission Beach or Riverside begging for money out on the streets. John, if you attempt to come over to our house, you’ll get yours. I’ll take that nasty cat of yours, butcher him, and feed him to my neighbors’ stupid dog. What do you think Nik?

Were this pictures taken before the camera was invented or something.- nik

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