Mr. Seaman Douchebag

August 21, 2013 Navy, Westside-AZ 8 7,810 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: THIS LADIES AND GENTS is the biggest douche bag you will ever meet! Gather round for the once in a life time opportunity to meet the psychopath of the year!! He knows how to turn on the charm when it’s needed and then once you’re hooked, he treats you like a piece of shit. Isn’t that just lovely? He’s one of those sweet talkers too. He loves to posts pics of his most recent ex wife on the dirty because his hands just can’t keep still. She is not the first and not the last to have the “Christopher Ryan Hernandez” experience. Once you have it, it’s an eye opener. He’s vengeful, a real psychopath if you know what I mean. He does this thing where he treats people like shit, and does a lot of asshole sucking to smooth things over. AND he loves to make everything seem like it’s your fault or your problem when you are either in the right or have done nothing, you know that manipulative bullshit? If that’s what you are looking for then this is the guy for you! He loves picking fights and threatening you for all sorts of reasons. He loves creating and feeding his own ego with this self propelled drama. Get girl. Treat girl like shit. Dump her. Make her look awful, and now I’m the good guy for doing whatever the fck I wanted and no one will know the difference! Well, I hate to break it to you Chris, you are not that good. You are not a good person. People who REALLY know you see through that bullshit of a story you’ve concocted. Trust me ladies, he loves making up stories! He should really be a story teller . He does not feel guilt about anything , or have empathy and that’s a scary thing. Steer clear people! This guy will fake emotions like I have never seen. He doesn’t know how to be genuine. He doesn’t ever fall “in love” it’s all a rouse to reel a girl in AND to make him look like a “big softie” “I want to find my soulmate.” OHH waahhh I’m lonely, why doesn’t anyone love me. Oh that’s because you FCKING SUCK AT LIFE. Makes me sick. He has not the slightest inkling of what real love is. If he knew love, he wouldn’t want revenge, and he is vengeful nasty fck. I know some girls are not really into guys who are narcissistic, controlling, obsessive, psychopaths who could possible end up kidnapping you and locking you in his basement forever, but this charmer right here can be all that and more for the price of your mental and physical well being and your emotional health. Come and get him!!

He’s one of the few guys who need to use the step up to their truck.- nik



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V-Nasty Vantasia Tarez

August 21, 2013 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Navy 2 5,558 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: retaliation. she got pregnant by my friend, lied to him about it being his baby and then instead of handling it maturely she goes out and gets drunk every night of her pregnancy and [] the baby after the navy paid her almost $1.3K a month for a house and a baby she doesn’t have. she was using that house as a whorehouse basically and letting guys run all through there. how can the navy support bitches like her and not support single fathers? thats fraud but the navy doesnt want to admit they made a mistake and she was basically getting paid tax payers hard earned dollars so that she could live comfortably. how is that fair? i dont believe it is so THAT is why I am exposing her like Catfish. Just thought your media could get the first scoop before I took my 15 page story with proof and documents to the local news or down the street at CNN headquarters or my friend at CNN. I don’t want any glory because then its gonna look like a “get-even” kind of thing. I want her to have the spotlight she so desperately craves and deserves. She sent this video to this guy named Jarvis and he sent it to me for my piece on exposing how the navy supports these girls and their prostitution. She works on that navy base out in great lakes for a freaking captain none the less. Good old Navy.

That guy needed more then a cooler that night.- nik



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Junkie, Theif

July 31, 2013 Navy, San Diego 209 6,081 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik: I need to put the blast on Leading Seaman Steve Christie. This sorry excuse for a sailor was recently caught thieving items out of other sailor’s boxes. Scumbag thinks we don’t know about it but hes wrong. Guys so bloody stupid, his wife had black baby (she and he are white) that he thinks is his. He smacks his wife around sometimes after a late night of drinking and oxycontin at the mess and says “I’m the man and its my right”. From what I have heard from others in the know, he and the little black girl that he swears is his daughter (but cant possibly be) spend a lot of time playing doctor and such. Judging by other recent posts, the Kanadian Navy really seems to be a place for the sexually deranged.

Only one thing I can think of sailors putting in a box (no homo).- nik



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Make-up Artist Dee

June 14, 2013 Navy, Portland 56 7,762 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik – This girls name is Danielle Andersen and goes by Dee…which reminds me of something you’d name a racehorse. Anyway, this “makeup artist” is notorious for being psycho. Her first fiancé broke things off with her and she broke into his house through the sliding glass door and now has a huge scar on her arm that she BRAGS about… Next she dates this super innocent guy and cheats on him with some random Cuban she met in Vegas. So he breaks up with her and she proceeds to steal from him: his jeans, clothes etc. He had loaned her upwards of a couple grand and he asked for the money, she told him he shouldn’t have loaned her money in the first place if he wanted it back. But then she calls on the cops on him saying he stole her things… So then she tells all her friends how mean he was to break up with her when she didn’t do anything wrong. Well then she ends up moving to Miami with the guy from Vegas and starts pretending she’s super Christian and reads the bible every day. This “Christian” girl is also the same girl who banged a guy and friend on the same day! Hope she showered in between. She probably has and has given DRDs… Anyway so, Cuban guy finally has enough with her not paying her own bills, using him and his family and being an alcoholic so she has no choice but to move again. Portland won’t take her back because everyone knows what a slore she is and so then she has no choice but to go mooch off of her sister and her sister’s friends in San Diego. She can’t keep new friends around very long because they see her for what she really is… She finally nabs another unsuspecting nice guy (the third in less than a year) and he’s in the Navy. Which is lucky for her. He’s gone all the time so she gets to blow his money and cheat on him and he’ll never figure it out because…well…he’s gone all the time. Poor guy has no idea what a trashy person she is. She gets him to settle down and now has a steady paycheck and free time to whore around 6-9 months out of the year. But Nik… She truly thinks she’s gorgeous and that her fat tits make up for her fat body… So since she is sooooo hot… Tell me Nik… Would you??

I think ‘D’ has some reference to her sizing…- nik



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My GBCx Update

May 24, 2013 Navy, San Diego, The Dirty 0 82,956 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I was hesitant to submit a picture of some of the results I’ve gotten because I know your take on no +2′s and tattoos. As an Active Duty Navy female I wish I could throw it at some of these girls. Hopefully seeing it here will encourage more people to give this a try, and I know big legs… bulkiness is unavoidable when running the distance we do.

Looks like the ITG is forming up well. I do need you to laser away that Eiffel Tower happy trail.- nik

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Cecelia Menezes

May 10, 2013 Navy, Sacramento 43 10,706 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl cece is such a slore she sleeps with anyone possible this whore is in the navy and passes her vajay around to married men along with a souvenir C**IA she is so gross guys say her vajay smells like blue cheese!! watch out or she will try and sleep with your husbands ladies carefull when she is around because she will strike she dumps on her baby girl on her ex and says she is doing a navy job when in reality she is the job she lives in sacramento but is known to be in natomas, west sac, land park, and any where she can find a greg



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Low Key Pro

March 26, 2013 Las Vegas, Navy 15 7,089 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: so I go to Hyde, meet this cocktail waitress/hoe chrissy harris. cute face, thin chick. she was sweet, playing all innocent and hard to get.. well she wasnt that hard to get by the end of the night, she was kissing all over me, letting me touch all over her. so i get to know her, get some background on this chick, and come to find out hella homies have smashed, but she puts on a front like she dont like black dudes. shes honestly the most insane person i have met. she acts super innocent and sweet. she aint innocent at all though. she def aint sweet, shes bipolar as fck. so warnin to all my ni**s out there! shes about a 7, 8 if you cover her head w a bag. couchie stank. flat ass, cellicute but yet she act like she the shit. go buy a bottle from her shes guaranteed to suck ya dick & probably fck all ur homies too. man, she probably sucks dick for them trophies too.

You should have at least some definition if you enter one of these competitions.  Bronzer isn’t magic.- nik



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VP-47′s #1 Slore

March 19, 2013 Honolulu, Navy 115 8,316 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I would like to introduce you to the biggest home wrecking slore that the Navy has ever seen. Her name is Kimberly Briggs and she’s as nasty as the come. She acts like she’s the hottest thing on the planet, and thinks she’s God’s gift to men. She’s horribly mean and has no problem ripping peoples relationships apart, she does it with a smile on her face. Shes a  infested whore and is known to fck anything that walks. She especially has a thing for married guys (found it out the hard way) so to the wives of VP-47 and MCBH, WATCH OUT! Everyone she works with hates her because of how lazy she is, the only reason why anyone puts up with her or looks forward to deployments with this thrash is because they know she’s DTF. The girl has NO standards and even got caught giving head in dirty bunker in Djibouti. She is a serious disgrace to the Navy uniform and females like her are the reason women in the military have such a bad reputation. Please Nik, help me expose her for the person she really is. She’s hurt so many people with her whorish ways, if there is one female that deserves to be blasted it’s her.

Sunscreen will cut down on that wrinkling.- nik



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