THE DIRTY ARMY: THIS LADIES AND GENTS is the biggest douche bag you will ever meet! Gather round for the once in a life time opportunity to meet the psychopath of the year!! He knows how to turn on the charm when it’s needed and then once you’re hooked, he treats you like a piece of shit. Isn’t that just lovely? He’s one of those sweet talkers too. He loves to posts pics of his most recent ex wife on the dirty because his hands just can’t keep still. She is not the first and not the last to have the “Christopher Ryan Hernandez” experience. Once you have it, it’s an eye opener. He’s vengeful, a real psychopath if you know what I mean. He does this thing where he treats people like shit, and does a lot of asshole sucking to smooth things over. AND he loves to make everything seem like it’s your fault or your problem when you are either in the right or have done nothing, you know that manipulative bullshit? If that’s what you are looking for then this is the guy for you! He loves picking fights and threatening you for all sorts of reasons. He loves creating and feeding his own ego with this self propelled drama. Get girl. Treat girl like shit. Dump her. Make her look awful, and now I’m the good guy for doing whatever the fck I wanted and no one will know the difference! Well, I hate to break it to you Chris, you are not that good. You are not a good person. People who REALLY know you see through that bullshit of a story you’ve concocted. Trust me ladies, he loves making up stories! He should really be a story teller . He does not feel guilt about anything , or have empathy and that’s a scary thing. Steer clear people! This guy will fake emotions like I have never seen. He doesn’t know how to be genuine. He doesn’t ever fall “in love” it’s all a rouse to reel a girl in AND to make him look like a “big softie” “I want to find my soulmate.” OHH waahhh I’m lonely, why doesn’t anyone love me. Oh that’s because you FCKING SUCK AT LIFE. Makes me sick. He has not the slightest inkling of what real love is. If he knew love, he wouldn’t want revenge, and he is vengeful nasty fck. I know some girls are not really into guys who are narcissistic, controlling, obsessive, psychopaths who could possible end up kidnapping you and locking you in his basement forever, but this charmer right here can be all that and more for the price of your mental and physical well being and your emotional health. Come and get him!!
He’s one of the few guys who need to use the step up to their truck.- nik