Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Navy’s Finest

October 25, 2012 Navy, San Diego 4 6,575 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help! So a friend of mine has been married to the douche bag guy in the picture, Will Brunner. They’ve been married for the past six years, and have two sons together. The girl in the picture with him is not his wife, she is the woman he’s been in a relationship with since May of this year, Malinda McCormick. They are both in the Navy, and at work, he’s her boss. So my friend has accepted the fact that Will is with that pig-nosed fat sloot Malinda, but that wasn’t enough. She had to go and enroll her kid at the same school my friend is, or now was, a preschool teacher at. So my friend lost her job, the guy she’s been married to leaves her for some fat troll, and she doesn’t know what to do. Shes to scared to go to his command with all of this, and so I know something can get done if its put on the dirty. Nik, I need you to put these two on blast, they need to be made famous. Let Will and Malinda’s commanding chief see what shenanigans are really going on!

She knows how to blur but not crop…- nik



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This Rat Stole My Husband

October 12, 2012 Navy, Sacramento 87 9,299 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! Meet Tiffany Dawn, this rat faced girl decided she wanted my husband after they met while working together in the Navy on an aircraft carrier. She was 19 and my husband was her boss, he is 4 ranks higher than her, a big no no in the military. My husband isnt the first guy she has stolen and those poor navy wives have no idea what kind of whore their husbands are working with.

So you can’t sleep your way up the ranks eh.- nik



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Victoria’s Biggest Douchebag

September 27, 2012 Navy, Victoria 25 9,732 Views

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is your classic douche and its about time someone put him on BLAST! Chris Swain is the biggest lying piece of CRAP on this Island, he moves from go through girls like dirty socks. He tell them he loves them to get what he wants then f*cks off. I heard he got his Ex gf pregnant then f*cked off when the baby was born early because he got a new sloot to f*ck around with even though he lies to her and sleeps around with anyone that will have him so he can pass around his nasty greg and the dumb b*tch takes him back every time, this one does the navy proud. His own mother and grandmother run his life because he has no balls to tell them to step down. he thinks hes a real player and is hot as sh*t. I hope no one else has to deal with this navy douche.

Something tells me he goes through more socks then women. Nice teddy.- nik



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Sailor Slore

September 21, 2012 Navy, San Diego, Tampa 37 7,462 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot’s name is Joshayra, she is the epitome of what anyone would call TRASH. Originally from Tampa, Florida, but is now residing in San Diego since she joined the navy. She f*uks every guy on her ship, single, married, engaged. You name it she does it. This slore will open her legs to just about anything that walks. its time the rest of the world knows what kind of first class slore we have representing our country. I’m sure there are other people out there with more dirt on this trash.

Looks like she skipped boot camp.- nik



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Disrespectful Navy Slores

September 5, 2012 Hawaii, Navy 34 7,508 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look at these shameful Navy whores! Not only are they wearing the uniform disrespectfully, they are dressed slutty, drinking alcohol, and being whores. These are both active duty E5 and E6 sailors from VP-47 in Hawaii, as well as a few wanna-be Navy whore girlfriends. (If you want to wear the uniform like a slut, then why don’t you actually join the Navy?) This picture proves the stereotype of the Navy whore! This is why nobody takes them serious and everything thinks they are sad and pathetic. Navy chicks are the bottom of the barrel of all females and this proves why!!!

Wait, so they’re not in the Navy…- nik



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Dirty Sea Man Zach Crisp

August 24, 2012 Navy, San Diego 1 10,000 Views

Zach Crisp Dirty Seaman

Zach Crisp Dirty Seaman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this desperate loser tries so hard to get with any girl he can get even when he has a gf. After I told him he doesn’t have a chance, because he told me to go die twice after the fact he was being a baby about how horrible his life is. Get the f*ck over it p*sy. He has a gf he claims and yet still begs me for a second chance. Right before I was going to email his gf proof, he blocked me right away. Ladies be warned of this desperate guy who has a gf already. Nik put this guy on blast, he is another reason why b*tches cheat on there boyfriends in the military because they cheat on us first!

Email proof to the dirty, its the next best thing.- nik



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