THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shayne Lanoue, a navy special forces douche trying to stick it in every blonde in the SD county area. He will sweet talk you into thinking you are his one and ONLY. Well, let me tell ya, you AREN’T! Not only is he stupid enough to let his “girlfriends” find out about each other, but still tries to pursue relationships with alll of them! Besides giving me a really bad perspective of military men, he also gave me some little “friends” down there if you know what I mean! So ladies if you come across this dime piece (more like a penny), RUN THE OPPOSITE WAY.

He got them from his bunk mate. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the TRASHIEST Nava-H*E in Southern California! Her name is Shelby Ybarra. She is the biggest slut and will fu*k ANY guy in the military. After she fu*ks you she will proceed to STALK you and add your ENTIRE family on facebook and cling onto them for YEARS! She tries to go visit her exs and ex fu*k buddies families out of state frequently and calls their mothers as MOM! She is a pepsi wh*re and stoner with NO future. She BOUGHT HERSELF an PROMISE ring after going on THREE dates with someone! She lives in Palmdale but drives to the San Diego navy base frequently to stalk her ex boyfriends. So I’ve got to ask Nik, would you?

Any occupation where she gets to wear a hat is a good one for her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timothy Gordon aka Damanwh*re. (pathetically this is his is myspace url) Pretty self-explanatory. Although he is a cheating skumbag he still loves taking it up the *ss. So fellas he’s on the market. He will give it up to anyTHING he sees. He f*cks craterfaces, miss piggies (her name is Kaylee), mr piggies, and all around nasty b*tches. He will never be happy with any woman in his life because he is such a wh*re. The only girls he will have are the sl*ts that f*ck him and leave him anyways. Take a look at his past, he’s never had a good girl, because none of them want him. They see right past his pathetic cockiness which is really a cover up because he got bullied as a little boy for being a f*ggot. Oh yeah and girls see right through that too, YOU’RE GAY! Come out of the closet already! No girl is going to want to settle down with you anyways!

No doubt this guy struggles with his sexuality.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me be the first to inform you of how much of a piece of sh*t Mauricio Fabela is. He has one kid from one girl and one on the way from another. He stole over a thousand dollars from his first baby-mama which he most likely spent on drugs and tattoos. He is a drugdealer(which he lies about to his current baby mama) He blows all the money he gets on drugs booze and tattoos. He doesn’t do ANYTHING to support his daughter and is a fat f*cking bum. He fucks EVERYONE. He has had sex with more girls than anyone can count. He’s had tons of threesomes, foursomes, and god knows what else with his partner in slime, Ayla Brock (aka baby mama #2) These two have had sex with literally 75% of reed. It’s disgusting. These two need to be revealed to the population of Reno. Anyone who would sink low enough to have sex with him has a serious mental disability. What do you think?

Who is that creepy black dude in the background.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to begin with this piece of white trash..he has multiple personalities one being 9 months pregnant obviously. I’ve been waiting for a friend of mine to get rid of this cling on for a while now and finally the time has come where I can talk sh*t about this loser. He has quite the way breaking up with women,once he told a gf when they woke up that he was going to by crack and he wanted her out. I have to admit, that is kinda funny but pretty douchy all at the same time. Of course he has a kid out there somewhere with a mother who had the sense to take off, or so he says. He has broken up a few marriages one was his best friends. He drinks far too much and will take anything home, I mean anything.
Its all the same sh*t with these idiots. Post his pic Nic and I really want your opinion on the fat picture…?

I think we all know what’s going on in the first picture.- nik