Navy | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Military Slore

October 12, 2011 Navy, San Diego 10

Military Slore

Military Slore

Military Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the TRASHIEST Nava-H*E in Southern California! Her name is Shelby Ybarra. She is the biggest slut and will fu*k ANY guy in the military. After she fu*ks you she will proceed to STALK you and add your ENTIRE family on facebook and cling onto them for YEARS! She tries to go visit her exs and ex fu*k buddies families out of state frequently and calls their mothers as MOM! She is a pepsi wh*re and stoner with NO future. She BOUGHT HERSELF an PROMISE ring after going on THREE dates with someone! She lives in Palmdale but drives to the San Diego navy base frequently to stalk her ex boyfriends. So I’ve got to ask Nik, would you?

Any occupation where she gets to wear a hat is a good one for her.- nik



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Stay Away From Timothy Gordon

October 7, 2011 Navy, San Diego 32

Timothy Gordon Damanwhore

Timothy Gordon Damanwhore

Timothy Gordon Damanwhore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timothy Gordon aka Damanwh*re. (pathetically this is his is myspace url) Pretty self-explanatory. Although he is a cheating skumbag he still loves taking it up the *ss. So fellas he’s on the market. He will give it up to anyTHING he sees. He f*cks craterfaces, miss piggies (her name is Kaylee), mr piggies, and all around nasty b*tches. He will never be happy with any woman in his life because he is such a wh*re. The only girls he will have are the sl*ts that f*ck him and leave him anyways. Take a look at his past, he’s never had a good girl, because none of them want him. They see right past his pathetic cockiness which is really a cover up because he got bullied as a little boy for being a f*ggot. Oh yeah and girls see right through that too, YOU’RE GAY! Come out of the closet already! No girl is going to want to settle down with you anyways!

No doubt this guy struggles with his sexuality.- nik



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Repeat Offender And D Bag Dad

October 3, 2011 Navy, Reno 14

Repeat Offender, Shit Dad, And D-bag

Repeat Offender, Shit Dad, And D-bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me be the first to inform you of how much of a piece of sh*t Mauricio Fabela is. He has one kid from one girl and one on the way from another. He stole over a thousand dollars from his first baby-mama which he most likely spent on drugs and tattoos. He is a drugdealer(which he lies about to his current baby mama) He blows all the money he gets on drugs booze and tattoos. He doesn’t do ANYTHING to support his daughter and is a fat f*cking bum. He fucks EVERYONE. He has had sex with more girls than anyone can count. He’s had tons of threesomes, foursomes, and god knows what else with his partner in slime, Ayla Brock (aka baby mama #2) These two have had sex with literally 75% of reed. It’s disgusting. These two need to be revealed to the population of Reno. Anyone who would sink low enough to have sex with him has a serious mental disability. What do you think?

Who is that creepy black dude in the background.- nik 



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If The Navy Only Knew

September 12, 2011 Navy, Victoria 42

If the Navy only knew...

If the Navy only knew...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to begin with this piece of white trash..he has multiple personalities one being 9 months pregnant obviously. I’ve been waiting for a friend of mine to get rid of this cling on for a while now and finally the time has come where I can talk sh*t about this loser. He has quite the way breaking up with women,once he told a gf when they woke up that he was going to by crack and he wanted her out. I have to admit, that is kinda funny but pretty douchy all at the same time. Of course he has a kid out there somewhere with a mother who had the sense to take off, or so he says. He has broken up a few marriages one was his best friends. He drinks far too much and will take anything home, I mean anything.
Its all the same sh*t with these idiots. Post his pic Nic and I really want your opinion on the fat picture…?

I think we all know what’s going on in the first picture.- nik 



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Beware Of Adam Schwartz

August 23, 2011 Dirty Predator, Navy 5

Adam Schwartz

Adam Schwartz

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a typical message from Adam Schwartz…”You and me. Brianna, I’m about to join the navy and I felt it was only right to let you know I never got over you. You lit up my life in ways you can’t imagine. there has been a hole inside me ever since you went away. I love you and will wait for you to come back to me, because I know in my heart your the most selfless, giving, beautiful soul I have ever come across.” this mother effer is messaging all the girls he can the same crap so he can screw them, even though at the same time he’s trying to tell one of my old best friends he wants to move her out to Virginia and get married to her. Can you believe that crap??? This nasty *ss d*ck deserves to get his *ss kicked, so if any of your girls got one, please find this *sshole and give it to him. thank youuuuu <3.

Where would one develop such an odd tan line.- nik 



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Navy Slore Megan Korolyk

August 3, 2011 Cougars, Navy, Vancouver 31

Navy whore Megan MacAulay  Korolyk

Navy whore Megan MacAulay  Korolyk

Navy whore Megan MacAulay  Korolyk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cant belive that Megan hasn’t been up here before. She make’s everything about herself no one else could get her to shut the hell up. But when she goes out to sea she will sleep around on her new husband, but yet her husband will put himself up on craigslist looking for girls and guys. But Megan doesnt have a problem for it. So far every trip that I have sailed with her I lost count on how many time’s I wanted to do a men overboard with her, just never call it out when she goes over. I hate being on duty with her since she only wants to talk about is having a threesome with some of the crew. While her husband is at home checking craigslist. No wonder way she had allmost had a baby but she lost it about after being a month prego, but she didnt care about it either did her husband. So just to watch out for the Navy men out their that she is a hound dog looking for any kind of action that she can get.

Open couples are disturbing.  I guarantee she has guys come visit her and her husband when she’s at home.- nik



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Matthew Is Foul

June 28, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Navy, Sacramento 31

Foul Fucker

Foul Fucker

Foul Fucker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This *sshole is Matthew James Lord! He just got out of the navy and he is bad news ladies! He was in a relationship with some Indonesian chick and got her pregnant and then had an online relationship with a girl he knew from 10 yrs ago. He talked to the girl online that he dated from 10 yrs ago and told her he loved her and he was single and wanted to be with her when he got out of the navy and then she found out about his girlfriend he lied and conned his way back with her. Then when he got back to Sac he got my friend pregnant and then left her because he said he wasnt ready! Ladies he is a lying, cheating worthless, self centered piece of sh*t! He lives at home with his mommy and daddy and he is 28 yrs old he will make the girl pay for everything and most likely cheat on you! What do you think of this big nose, fish faced looking freak Nik?

I’m just wondering what chick in their right mind would be attracted to this beast.- nik



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Beware Of This Scumbag

June 14, 2011 Navy, Vancouver, Victoria 20

Short dick man.

Short dick man.

Short dick man.

Short dick man.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the definition of scum. He says/does things just to get a rise out of people (so he says) but I believe with the pictures shown that he does it because he secretly LOVES to mess around with stuffed animals (because he can’t get much else). Girls BEWARE he pretends to be your friend just so he can get close enough to you to get in your pants, (or dress… again, pictures are worth a thousand words). He’s an alcoholic idiot who spends all this “hard-earned” money from the navy on pepsi. He is ridiculous, a liar, a cheater and a dog. I feel bad for any of the girls he’s slept with. GROSS.

Why i he wearing black plastic as a jacket.- nik



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