THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timothy Gordon aka Damanwh*re. (pathetically this is his is myspace url) Pretty self-explanatory. Although he is a cheating skumbag he still loves taking it up the *ss. So fellas he’s on the market. He will give it up to anyTHING he sees. He f*cks craterfaces, miss piggies (her name is Kaylee), mr piggies, and all around nasty b*tches. He will never be happy with any woman in his life because he is such a wh*re. The only girls he will have are the sl*ts that f*ck him and leave him anyways. Take a look at his past, he’s never had a good girl, because none of them want him. They see right past his pathetic cockiness which is really a cover up because he got bullied as a little boy for being a f*ggot. Oh yeah and girls see right through that too, YOU’RE GAY! Come out of the closet already! No girl is going to want to settle down with you anyways!
No doubt this guy struggles with his sexuality.- nik