THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hideous beast Megan Zeigmann, just recently got hitched to a sailor based outta San Deigo (poor kid had no clue she didn’t know how to keep her legs shut). He deployed a few months back, and she jumped on the next warm body with dog tags she could find. That warm body happened to be married and has a beautiful newborn daughter, which she knew about. They’ve texted over 2600 times back and forth all month telling each other they love each other. Poor sailor has no idea what his nasty sloot wife is doing while he is gone, and I’m pretty sure the DOD blocks the dirty from their computers. He’ll be back in august though, and best believe we will let him know so he can protect his wallet from this shady barracks rat. I know you wouldn’t nik (beastly isn’t your type) the question is who in their right mind would? P.S. Doesn’t she look like a walrus? We should call her wally the walrus.
I really hope someone sees this post and shows this to him. Megan you are nothing but an ugly walrus that needs to be put back into the ocean where you belong!- nik