Nebraska

Is She Really From Nebraska

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of seeing all these fake profiles on facebook of supposed “Omaha hotties”. Now don’t get me wrong there are some attractive females in O-town, BUT girls like this just plain don’t exist. Several bots are out there claiming to be Lizzy this or Jennifer that, but they’re all bots. Most using Brock’s chick or Brock’s Chick’s Ex-BFF Elle’s photos to create these profiles saying they live in Lincoln or Omaha, when they clearly don’t. I find it pathetic that they’re too ashamed to show who they really are and won’t add people that way (probably because they’re just losers who like to spy on peoples pages and get attention for being a fake person), and I feel embarrassed for the people who believe these chicks actually exist in Nebraska! Take the attached pic-she says her name is Jennifer Marie. Doubt it. So i’m asking you and the rest of the DA, who is she REALLY? I’d like to personally respond to her friend request busting her out with her real name. BTW- love the page.

Her smile reminds me of the Asian Alien I have nightmares about.- nik

GDI Sloot

Posted in Lincoln, Nebraska

GDI Sloot

GDI Sloot

GDI Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch, Jami Houser, is a terrible person. She is a sophomore GDI at University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Basically, she is a two faced h*e. She thinks she is hot sh*t, super popular, and a jersey chaser. But really, no one can stand her. She even gets cropped out of pictures because no one wants to be seen with her. She looks like frickin big bird. SHES A SLOOT I TELL YOU! She hooks up with girl’s boyfriends, WHO DOES THAT?! People who don’t have self respect. That’s who. She leads guys on, then hooks up with their best friend. Also, she has been spotted mingling with fellow dirtys, (Joe Toscano) SHES A WH*RE. The end.

I think I’d accidentally shake her chin if I ever met her.- nik

Possible Hottest Freshman

Posted in Nebraska, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, this is Trish, a freshman at UNL. She’s a real chill girl, and I think she is absolutely gorgeous! So, what do you think?  I know you people don’t think we got girls, but out of all the Freshman I have seen, she is without a doubt the hottest.

I don’t like her… she has too much width in her face.- nik

He Thinks He Is The Man

Posted in Lincoln, Nebraska, The Dirty

He thinks he is the man

He thinks he is the man

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just want to know what you think about guys who live off there parents money? This would be the definition of that… Ps. Congrats on becoming a Dad soon any luck on a Nanny?

No luck on the Nanny. I am actually trying to set up a trip to Sweden to do real interviews. I found an agency that knows my goals and has the same vision.- nik

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

Posted in Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls work at Twin Peaks and are the best Omaha has to offer. If Armageddon were approaching and you could personally fend off the Apocalyptic horsemen by bedding one of Nebraska’s finest, who would you take into your California King? I personally think all of them are really pretty and super cute. BTW, we LOVE you and Shayne in Omaha, keep up the good work my friend.

I have never seen so many real breasts in my life… it makes me sick.- nik

What Am I Missing

Posted in Nebraska, Portland

What am I missing?

What am I missing?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to college (Creighton) with these girls in Nebraska. These pics are from one of the chicks bachelorette party in Portland, OR. They are all now married and I don’t see why. They are loud, annoying and I don’t think they are even a solid 1.5… Are guys stupid, blind or deaf? Perhaps its the $$$ that they all come from…

Dude, you are talking about Nebraska where chicks think its cool to party in Portland. Slim pickings my friend.- nik

We Love You In Omaha Nik

Posted in Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty

Biggest Fake looked Sloot

Biggest Fake looked Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello meet Ashley Forsin. One of the biggest sloots/tweekers around. This lil low life girl tries to steal everyone’s man after I broke up with my bf she got him drunk and they had sex.  She’s also probably one of the rudest girls ever she yells at ppl calls ppl names always!  She claims she had sex with you one time in a nightclub bathroom. She’s jealous of every girl she meets and tries to get there boyfriend shes a pathetic girl.

Nope, my Greg has not touched her warm hole. Plus, Gentleman do not have sex in the bathroom unless they are in Mexico.- nik

Lincoln Nebraska Nasties

Posted in Nebraska

Lincoln Nebraska top fat and nasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these 2 are the biggest sloots and they will lie to anyone to get what they want these chicks are traveling sloots with horrible body from what my friends say well the dark hair chick a complete sloot and thinks she is all that well get her clothes off and sick!! stretch marks everywhere even on her *ss and fat stomach wow and her ttties drop to the ground when i took her shirt off. its like sex with a tub of jelly so gross! the other chick used to weigh in at 250 but lost weight imagine what her body looks like. a few words for these two chicks fat nasty worn out hookers road hard and put up wet 2 broke *ss b*tches with enough beef curtains to block the sun.

The arms are always a good indicator of a girls true size, theirs are large.- nik

Nebraskas Not So Great DJ

Posted in Nebraska

Nebraskas... not so great D.J.

Nebraskas... not so great D.J.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is jeff. one of nebraska’s “finest” djs and more like biggest creeper in town, i have heard he is married yet tries to use his status to touch every girls *ss in town. this picture is tame compared to the others i have seen of him staring down girls shirts. who is this tan in the winter anyway? i have to know, do girls really put out and ravage this 40 some year old? i think he needs a day job, no more scamming for half *ss entertainment services. if i ever need a dj, i don’t want his fat *ss creeping on my friends. Nik, would you really want to deal with this creeper preying on chicks every other time you hit up a local bar? how do the Nebraska bars justify hiring him as the dj?

He pays the bars to let him DJ there.- nik

It’s Robert Again

Posted in Nebraska

It's Robert Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here is Robert again! He has been on here before and I am surprised that he didn’t get as much attention as he deserves. Robert is a total creep, he gets wasted every night, sleeps with anything that walks, and I’m sure he has a few drds. He has actually slept with a few of my friends but they are not the best looking girls so I am not surprised. My last friend that he tried to fu*k said he was so drunk he couldn’t even get his di*k hard. After he was done all he talked about was some girl he was dating and he was just using my friend to get back at her. I mean WTF…I am so tired of him and everyone he hangs out with, I think it’s time all of his crew gets submitted to the dirty. Everyone that hangs with robert watch out! I will be submitting all my dirt over the next few weeks. I can’t wait to see how everyone in lincoln responds to these douche bags. Oh and BTW robert you should really check on the girl you are dating, I have seen her around with guys but its never you. Shes the little brunette slut right? Maybe I will put her on here next.

Sounds like you need some new friends before you get corrupted.  Only a sloot would sleep with a drunk sloppy douchebag.- nik