THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to college (Creighton) with these girls in Nebraska. These pics are from one of the chicks bachelorette party in Portland, OR. They are all now married and I don’t see why. They are loud, annoying and I don’t think they are even a solid 1.5… Are guys stupid, blind or deaf? Perhaps its the $$$ that they all come from…

Dude, you are talking about Nebraska where chicks think its cool to party in Portland. Slim pickings my friend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello meet Ashley Forsin. One of the biggest sloots/tweekers around. This lil low life girl tries to steal everyone’s man after I broke up with my bf she got him drunk and they had sex.  She’s also probably one of the rudest girls ever she yells at ppl calls ppl names always!  She claims she had sex with you one time in a nightclub bathroom. She’s jealous of every girl she meets and tries to get there boyfriend shes a pathetic girl.

Nope, my Greg has not touched her warm hole. Plus, Gentleman do not have sex in the bathroom unless they are in Mexico.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these 2 are the biggest sloots and they will lie to anyone to get what they want these chicks are traveling sloots with horrible body from what my friends say well the dark hair chick a complete sloot and thinks she is all that well get her clothes off and sick!! stretch marks everywhere even on her *ss and fat stomach wow and her ttties drop to the ground when i took her shirt off. its like sex with a tub of jelly so gross! the other chick used to weigh in at 250 but lost weight imagine what her body looks like. a few words for these two chicks fat nasty worn out hookers road hard and put up wet 2 broke *ss b*tches with enough beef curtains to block the sun.

The arms are always a good indicator of a girls true size, theirs are large.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is jeff. one of nebraska’s “finest” djs and more like biggest creeper in town, i have heard he is married yet tries to use his status to touch every girls *ss in town. this picture is tame compared to the others i have seen of him staring down girls shirts. who is this tan in the winter anyway? i have to know, do girls really put out and ravage this 40 some year old? i think he needs a day job, no more scamming for half *ss entertainment services. if i ever need a dj, i don’t want his fat *ss creeping on my friends. Nik, would you really want to deal with this creeper preying on chicks every other time you hit up a local bar? how do the Nebraska bars justify hiring him as the dj?

He pays the bars to let him DJ there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, good ol’ Dan Benzing and Trent Borchers are closet f*gs who love their trucks. Dan has a fire in his pants and Trent loves putting it out. Dan has spent 10 years in college in still hasn’t graduated, so he now claims to be making it big hustlin’ landscapes and Trent lives off mommy and daddy.

Someone looks way too comfortable in the pool, get a room you two.- nik