Nebraska | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Lauren Is Always Classy

June 1, 2012 Nebraska, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldn’t help but notice Lauren being put on blast about a week ago, and was sad someone beat me to it. Not that long ago she was trying to get on one of my friends. She kept calling him wasted from her “business” MESH completely wasted, telling him to come up there. He didn’t want anything to do with her after he brought her to one of his buddies house for after hours and she took off all her clothes in the bathroom and walked out completely naked and tried to hop on everything with a greg. Once my friend stopped returning her calls, she started showing up at his work with her friends and following him everywhere. I’m thinking harassment charges will be happening soon, and by the looks of it, he’s not the only one she has been harassing. I put up a few pictures because I’m just confused why this girl thinks she is god’s gift to men?

Do you think she has embraced her chin?- nik

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Is She Really From Nebraska

March 29, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of seeing all these fake profiles on facebook of supposed “Omaha hotties”. Now don’t get me wrong there are some attractive females in O-town, BUT girls like this just plain don’t exist. Several bots are out there claiming to be Lizzy this or Jennifer that, but they’re all bots. Most using Brock’s chick or Brock’s Chick’s Ex-BFF Elle’s photos to create these profiles saying they live in Lincoln or Omaha, when they clearly don’t. I find it pathetic that they’re too ashamed to show who they really are and won’t add people that way (probably because they’re just losers who like to spy on peoples pages and get attention for being a fake person), and I feel embarrassed for the people who believe these chicks actually exist in Nebraska! Take the attached pic-she says her name is Jennifer Marie. Doubt it. So i’m asking you and the rest of the DA, who is she REALLY? I’d like to personally respond to her friend request busting her out with her real name. BTW- love the page.

Her smile reminds me of the Asian Alien I have nightmares about.- nik

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GDI Sloot

January 17, 2012 Lincoln, Nebraska 35

GDI Sloot

GDI Sloot

GDI Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch, Jami Houser, is a terrible person. She is a sophomore GDI at University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Basically, she is a two faced h*e. She thinks she is hot sh*t, super popular, and a jersey chaser. But really, no one can stand her. She even gets cropped out of pictures because no one wants to be seen with her. She looks like frickin big bird. SHES A SLOOT I TELL YOU! She hooks up with girl’s boyfriends, WHO DOES THAT?! People who don’t have self respect. That’s who. She leads guys on, then hooks up with their best friend. Also, she has been spotted mingling with fellow dirtys, (Joe Toscano) SHES A WH*RE. The end.

I think I’d accidentally shake her chin if I ever met her.- nik

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Possible Hottest Freshman

October 16, 2011 Nebraska, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, this is Trish, a freshman at UNL. She’s a real chill girl, and I think she is absolutely gorgeous! So, what do you think?  I know you people don’t think we got girls, but out of all the Freshman I have seen, she is without a doubt the hottest.

I don’t like her… she has too much width in her face.- nik

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He Thinks He Is The Man

July 21, 2011 Lincoln, Nebraska, The Dirty 53

He thinks he is the man

He thinks he is the man

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just want to know what you think about guys who live off there parents money? This would be the definition of that… Ps. Congrats on becoming a Dad soon any luck on a Nanny?

No luck on the Nanny. I am actually trying to set up a trip to Sweden to do real interviews. I found an agency that knows my goals and has the same vision.- nik

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I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

July 13, 2011 Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty 57

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

I Wish They All Could Be Nebraska Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls work at Twin Peaks and are the best Omaha has to offer. If Armageddon were approaching and you could personally fend off the Apocalyptic horsemen by bedding one of Nebraska’s finest, who would you take into your California King? I personally think all of them are really pretty and super cute. BTW, we LOVE you and Shayne in Omaha, keep up the good work my friend.

I have never seen so many real breasts in my life… it makes me sick.- nik

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What Am I Missing

June 3, 2011 Nebraska, Portland 5

What am I missing?

What am I missing?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to college (Creighton) with these girls in Nebraska. These pics are from one of the chicks bachelorette party in Portland, OR. They are all now married and I don’t see why. They are loud, annoying and I don’t think they are even a solid 1.5… Are guys stupid, blind or deaf? Perhaps its the $$$ that they all come from…

Dude, you are talking about Nebraska where chicks think its cool to party in Portland. Slim pickings my friend.- nik

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We Love You In Omaha Nik

May 12, 2011 Nebraska, Omaha, The Dirty 21

Biggest Fake looked Sloot

Biggest Fake looked Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello meet Ashley Forsin. One of the biggest sloots/tweekers around. This lil low life girl tries to steal everyone’s man after I broke up with my bf she got him drunk and they had sex.  She’s also probably one of the rudest girls ever she yells at ppl calls ppl names always!  She claims she had sex with you one time in a nightclub bathroom. She’s jealous of every girl she meets and tries to get there boyfriend shes a pathetic girl.

Nope, my Greg has not touched her warm hole. Plus, Gentleman do not have sex in the bathroom unless they are in Mexico.- nik

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