THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this kid Joe Toscano used to be the president of the WORST fraternity on campus, Theta Xi. Anyway, he got kicked the f*ck out…I wonder why?! Check out this video…better yet, check out his entire D-bag YouTube page under his name, Bro King or Die! He shotguns (or at least TRIES) to shotgun a beer on campus b/c it’s cool to do it on a dry campus…he sucks at rapping and is just an all around douchebag for the ages. Nik, let him have it!

Sounds like the guy is desperate to be cool.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Shantae Mac also known as Thuy. She claims her real name is Shantae Mac… seriously?? She is a stupid Vietnamese sk*nk who buys all of her stuff overseas in Vietnam and tries to sell on her stupid site for way more than it is really worth to stupid little kids that follow her. She buys most of her clothes from Vietnam and brags that she is so rich and bought her own large house at the age of 20. Please theres about three families living in the house she claims is hers. She even surgery to get dimples… who does that? She claims it’s not surgery because they just do small insertions to the face. I just feel bad for the little kids thats paying for stuff she gets for $1 dollar and selling it to them for $100.  So would you Nik?

Answer: No, and it’s like a noodle overload. Gross.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m shocked this Jersey Shore reject hasn’t been on here before. His name is Robert and is THE biggest creep in Nebraska. A friend of mine is friends with him and us girls met him and his “crew” at a bar one night awhile back. He started off buying us all a “round” ($1 shots, what a baller), then went around “accidentally” bumping into girls and grabbing their *sses. Then he started talking to me dropping hints about how much money he supposibly has. After I quickly denied his lame attempt at game, he moved on to each of my friends who subsequently denied him. Then one of his friends came up to me and told me how everything he buys is an ebay knock-off and trys to f*ck girls who work at clothing stores just to get the discounts. Everytime I’ve seen him at the bars lately he’s always creeping on the same bottle blonde and tanorexic girls. Please put him on blast and girls BEWARE!

The Puma belt buckle really puts its all into perspective.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche thinks hes all that in Lincoln. He owns a concrete bussiness in Lincoln but spends most of the time at bars while is employees are out actually doing the work. He sleeps with any girl that will open her legs to him and finds it a game to sleep with married women or girlfriends. He spends most of the time trying to hook up with scanks at Grata. Husbands and boyfriends keep your woman close and your daughters closer. Nik put this douche on blast!

You didn’t even have to tell me he’s a douche, the Affliction shirt was a dead give away.- nik