Nebraska | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Lincoln Nebraska Nasties

May 9, 2011 Nebraska 18

 Lincoln Nebraska top fat and nasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these 2 are the biggest sloots and they will lie to anyone to get what they want these chicks are traveling sloots with horrible body from what my friends say well the dark hair chick a complete sloot and thinks she is all that well get her clothes off and sick!! stretch marks everywhere even on her *ss and fat stomach wow and her ttties drop to the ground when i took her shirt off. its like sex with a tub of jelly so gross! the other chick used to weigh in at 250 but lost weight imagine what her body looks like. a few words for these two chicks fat nasty worn out hookers road hard and put up wet 2 broke *ss b*tches with enough beef curtains to block the sun.

The arms are always a good indicator of a girls true size, theirs are large.- nik

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Nebraskas Not So Great DJ

May 3, 2011 Nebraska 10

Nebraskas... not so great D.J.

Nebraskas... not so great D.J.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is jeff. one of nebraska’s “finest” djs and more like biggest creeper in town, i have heard he is married yet tries to use his status to touch every girls *ss in town. this picture is tame compared to the others i have seen of him staring down girls shirts. who is this tan in the winter anyway? i have to know, do girls really put out and ravage this 40 some year old? i think he needs a day job, no more scamming for half *ss entertainment services. if i ever need a dj, i don’t want his fat *ss creeping on my friends. Nik, would you really want to deal with this creeper preying on chicks every other time you hit up a local bar? how do the Nebraska bars justify hiring him as the dj?

He pays the bars to let him DJ there.- nik

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It’s Robert Again

April 27, 2011 Nebraska 18

It's Robert Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here is Robert again! He has been on here before and I am surprised that he didn’t get as much attention as he deserves. Robert is a total creep, he gets wasted every night, sleeps with anything that walks, and I’m sure he has a few drds. He has actually slept with a few of my friends but they are not the best looking girls so I am not surprised. My last friend that he tried to fu*k said he was so drunk he couldn’t even get his di*k hard. After he was done all he talked about was some girl he was dating and he was just using my friend to get back at her. I mean WTF…I am so tired of him and everyone he hangs out with, I think it’s time all of his crew gets submitted to the dirty. Everyone that hangs with robert watch out! I will be submitting all my dirt over the next few weeks. I can’t wait to see how everyone in lincoln responds to these douche bags. Oh and BTW robert you should really check on the girl you are dating, I have seen her around with guys but its never you. Shes the little brunette slut right? Maybe I will put her on here next.

Sounds like you need some new friends before you get corrupted.  Only a sloot would sleep with a drunk sloppy douchebag.- nik

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Meet Dan And Trent

April 25, 2011 Nebraska 9

Hole digger and fire fag.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, good ol’ Dan Benzing and Trent Borchers are closet f*gs who love their trucks. Dan has a fire in his pants and Trent loves putting it out. Dan has spent 10 years in college in still hasn’t graduated, so he now claims to be making it big hustlin’ landscapes and Trent lives off mommy and daddy.

Someone looks way too comfortable in the pool, get a room you two.- nik

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This Kid Literally Got Kicked Outta The Worst Fraternity

April 21, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Nebraska 4

This kid literally got kicked outta the WORST fraternity at UNL...imagine that...

This kid literally got kicked outta the WORST fraternity at UNL...imagine that...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this kid Joe Toscano used to be the president of the WORST fraternity on campus, Theta Xi. Anyway, he got kicked the f*ck out…I wonder why?! Check out this video…better yet, check out his entire D-bag YouTube page under his name, Bro King or Die! He shotguns (or at least TRIES) to shotgun a beer on campus b/c it’s cool to do it on a dry campus…he sucks at rapping and is just an all around douchebag for the ages. Nik, let him have it!

Sounds like the guy is desperate to be cool.- nik

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Shantae Mac Is Lame

April 20, 2011 Nebraska, Would You? 421

Shantae Mac is Lame

Shantae Mac is Lame

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Shantae Mac also known as Thuy. She claims her real name is Shantae Mac… seriously?? She is a stupid Vietnamese sk*nk who buys all of her stuff overseas in Vietnam and tries to sell on her stupid site for way more than it is really worth to stupid little kids that follow her. She buys most of her clothes from Vietnam and brags that she is so rich and bought her own large house at the age of 20. Please theres about three families living in the house she claims is hers. She even surgery to get dimples… who does that? She claims it’s not surgery because they just do small insertions to the face. I just feel bad for the little kids thats paying for stuff she gets for $1 dollar and selling it to them for $100.  So would you Nik?

Answer: No, and it’s like a noodle overload. Gross.

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Jersery Shore Reject

April 19, 2011 Nebraska 19

Jersery Shore Reject

Jersery Shore Reject

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m shocked this Jersey Shore reject hasn’t been on here before. His name is Robert and is THE biggest creep in Nebraska. A friend of mine is friends with him and us girls met him and his “crew” at a bar one night awhile back. He started off buying us all a “round” ($1 shots, what a baller), then went around “accidentally” bumping into girls and grabbing their *sses. Then he started talking to me dropping hints about how much money he supposibly has. After I quickly denied his lame attempt at game, he moved on to each of my friends who subsequently denied him. Then one of his friends came up to me and told me how everything he buys is an ebay knock-off and trys to f*ck girls who work at clothing stores just to get the discounts. Everytime I’ve seen him at the bars lately he’s always creeping on the same bottle blonde and tanorexic girls. Please put him on blast and girls BEWARE!

The Puma belt buckle really puts its all into perspective.- nik

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Gym, Tan And Sloots

March 31, 2011 Nebraska 9

Gym.Tan.Man Wh*res.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here we have a classic case of Urban Active Gym workers & members. On the left: Josh is full time manager at the gym part time drug dealer on the side. He literally f!cKs every girl to ever walk in the door of that gym. Way to get business(both of yours) going Josh! Next is Brock. He doesn’t work at the gym, but you will find him there picking up ladies and then taking them home, and then after acting like he’s never met the girl(been there done that). Most likely so he doesn’t get caught sleeping around from his girlfriend.
Next is the tag along. If you ever see any of these guys, she will most likely be stumbling along behind them. Not sure what she is really doing, some say she just sleeps with everyone and then just hangs around alll the time because she thinks she can. Next girl isn’t important she just dates the next dbag. The last guy is Zac. He also is some sort of manager at Urban. When he isn’t tanning or working out you can most likely find him cheating on his girlfriend with girls from the gym and doing drugs with the other people featured in this picture. I joined the gym just so I could watch all the drama that goes on with these guys. It is so funny, you can always tell which girls have gone home with brock because they try to get his attention, and he won’t have anything to with her because he is already on to the next. Josh “dates” a differnt girl each day from the gym, he’s got game let me tell you. All the girls love Zac, he always has a big fan group following him everywhere. LADIES IF YOU KNOW THESE GUYS, YOU ARE WARNED! Put these guys on blast Nik.

Lemme guess, you just got fired.- nik

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