THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m shocked this Jersey Shore reject hasn’t been on here before. His name is Robert and is THE biggest creep in Nebraska. A friend of mine is friends with him and us girls met him and his “crew” at a bar one night awhile back. He started off buying us all a “round” ($1 shots, what a baller), then went around “accidentally” bumping into girls and grabbing their *sses. Then he started talking to me dropping hints about how much money he supposibly has. After I quickly denied his lame attempt at game, he moved on to each of my friends who subsequently denied him. Then one of his friends came up to me and told me how everything he buys is an ebay knock-off and trys to f*ck girls who work at clothing stores just to get the discounts. Everytime I’ve seen him at the bars lately he’s always creeping on the same bottle blonde and tanorexic girls. Please put him on blast and girls BEWARE!
The Puma belt buckle really puts its all into perspective.- nik