Sick Of It

November 18, 2010 Nebraska, South Dakota 3 9,027 Views

Sick of it!

Sick of it!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Lindsay Stoeser Heiss…she just married one of the biggest man-whores in the tri county area. She thinks she is the HOTTEST THING ALIVE, and the only reason she married Mr. Man Whore himself is because no one else asked her-this is the first and only dude! She has been nothing but a dumb beotch since the day she was born! And now that she is married…that is all we see on her fbook page. She only has pretty, perfect friends too, not one of them is chubby, ugly, or poor. Imagine that, she seeks them out! Please take her down a few hundred notches and let her know she is EFFING FUGLY! Oh yeah, she thinks her dopple-ganger is LC Conrad…SHE WISHES! Also, the first pic of her is at the beach, where every profile pic is either of her in a bikini or her and her ugly man whore husband. They deserve each other!

2  years tops.   She thinks he’s richer than he is and you know he’ll stick it in something.- nik



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Just Looks Like A Coug

August 27, 2010 Anchorage, Nebraska, Would You? 54 6,657 Views

Sabrina the teenage B-! WOULD YOU?

Sabrina the teenage B-! WOULD YOU?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Because AK is lacking Dirt, and because you asked me to Nik, here’s Sabrina Krischuck. A once was queenbee, but now a has been. She has been with EVERY GUY in Anchorage and now has moved on to Nebraska. Cute don’t you think? The type of girl that has 300 cropped profile pictures of herself. Would you? Been there done dat=dead fish. PS:she’s not 40, just 28.

She looks like a manikin.- nik



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Corn Porn

August 16, 2010 Nebraska 117 10,386 Views

Corn Porn

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, gotta put this sausage on blast. Check out his facebook page, its a goldmine: . He’s a big fish in a small pond in Lincoln. He rolls around in a Ferrari, which he paid for by pimping out his wife Melissa. You may have heard of her, . She’s been on Howard Stern, etc. for pretty much being a sloot or pornstar if you can call her that. This small time clown is just too much for this little city to handle. Take him down a notch and call his tired ass out. The proof is in the pics, its all there on his fb page.

If he is so rich why wouldn’t he get a bigger cross chain, or cover up that dumb tat, to match the rest of his douchey appearance…which proves the car is not his, don’t believe everything a douche does.- nik



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This Guy Gives Mr. 615 A Run For His Title As Biggest Douche Bag In America

August 1, 2010 Nebraska 14 7,190 Views

Nebraska

Nebraska

Nebraska

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I live here in Lincoln Nebraska and we have some of the biggest douche bags in the country.  This guy can give Mr. 615 a run for his money for the biggest douche in North America.  I mean this guy has it all:  fake tan, bad haircut, tribal upper back tat, outdated necklace, sleeveless softball jersey, awesome biceps and an awesome softball career. Would you nail his girl?

I don’t nail softball chicks because they are all lesbians.- nik



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Nebraska Posers

July 28, 2010 Nebraska, Scissor Gang Mafia 14 6,142 Views

Nebraska Posers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261′s definitely 2.364736′s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.

I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you.  This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik



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Always After Someone Else’s Man

June 9, 2010 Nebraska, Would You? 14 5,268 Views

Always after someone else's man...

Always after someone else's man...

Always after someone else's man...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This ugly bitch thinks she is hot sh*t….. she is always after men who are already taken!!!! Clearly her pock marked ass can only get rebound dudes…. so…. would you? cuz way to many guys from Lincoln already have!!!!! The third pic all I can say is… “you wanna out it my butt in my butt??”

That guy looks a little scared with these trolls all over him.- nik



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Country Girl Loves To Ride

June 3, 2010 Nebraska, Would You? 10 9,047 Views

country girl loves to ride

country girl loves to ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Mardi. Back when she was a freshman in college her list was over 30, yes she kept a list. That was back in 2007, so just imagine how it’s grown. She’s born and raised in Kearney, but you can’t go anywhere in Nebraska without people knowing how big of a whore she is. She thinks she’s truly hot sh*t I personally dont see it, question is, would you?

Being well known at the fair is not a good thing…little high shool kids must love going to try and get their chance to ride this sloot.- nik



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My-Nothing Tear Her Apart

April 5, 2010 Nebraska, South Dakota, The Dirty 43 6,893 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. This chick Mikaela is the b*tch Queen of wannabees. She thinks she is model ready and just full of herself, but when you look at her, well you know that ain’t true. She went to Vegas recently and sat at all the pools but didn’t get anything and when she got back she said she had guys all over her. Bull. She goes to every concert in town and tries to get on the band members to feel “like a rockstar.” And you have to pronounce her name as MY-KAELA because she thinks she is that big of a deal. Best part is she claims she is a bust-ass virgin! HAHA!

She is only good for one thing!= South Dakota.  If she is smart she will never travel and stay within 20 miles of where she lives because her kind would never make it in the real world.  In the real world they would make her wear clothes and a hat so she could get a cashier job at a fast food joint.- nik



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