THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Because AK is lacking Dirt, and because you asked me to Nik, here’s Sabrina Krischuck. A once was queenbee, but now a has been. She has been with EVERY GUY in Anchorage and now has moved on to Nebraska. Cute don’t you think? The type of girl that has 300 cropped profile pictures of herself. Would you? Been there done dat=dead fish. PS:she’s not 40, just 28.

She looks like a manikin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, gotta put this sausage on blast. Check out his facebook page, its a goldmine: . He’s a big fish in a small pond in Lincoln. He rolls around in a Ferrari, which he paid for by pimping out his wife Melissa. You may have heard of her, . She’s been on Howard Stern, etc. for pretty much being a sloot or pornstar if you can call her that. This small time clown is just too much for this little city to handle. Take him down a notch and call his tired ass out. The proof is in the pics, its all there on his fb page.

If he is so rich why wouldn’t he get a bigger cross chain, or cover up that dumb tat, to match the rest of his douchey appearance…which proves the car is not his, don’t believe everything a douche does.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261′s definitely 2.364736′s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.

I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you.  This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This ugly bitch thinks she is hot sh*t….. she is always after men who are already taken!!!! Clearly her pock marked ass can only get rebound dudes…. so…. would you? cuz way to many guys from Lincoln already have!!!!! The third pic all I can say is… “you wanna out it my butt in my butt??”

That guy looks a little scared with these trolls all over him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Mardi. Back when she was a freshman in college her list was over 30, yes she kept a list. That was back in 2007, so just imagine how it’s grown. She’s born and raised in Kearney, but you can’t go anywhere in Nebraska without people knowing how big of a whore she is. She thinks she’s truly hot sh*t I personally dont see it, question is, would you?

Being well known at the fair is not a good thing…little high shool kids must love going to try and get their chance to ride this sloot.- nik