Corn Porn

August 16, 2010 Nebraska 117

Corn Porn

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, gotta put this sausage on blast. Check out his facebook page, its a goldmine: . He’s a big fish in a small pond in Lincoln. He rolls around in a Ferrari, which he paid for by pimping out his wife Melissa. You may have heard of her, . She’s been on Howard Stern, etc. for pretty much being a sloot or pornstar if you can call her that. This small time clown is just too much for this little city to handle. Take him down a notch and call his tired ass out. The proof is in the pics, its all there on his fb page.

If he is so rich why wouldn’t he get a bigger cross chain, or cover up that dumb tat, to match the rest of his douchey appearance…which proves the car is not his, don’t believe everything a douche does.- nik



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This Guy Gives Mr. 615 A Run For His Title As Biggest Douche Bag In America

August 1, 2010 Nebraska 14

Nebraska

Nebraska

Nebraska

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I live here in Lincoln Nebraska and we have some of the biggest douche bags in the country.  This guy can give Mr. 615 a run for his money for the biggest douche in North America.  I mean this guy has it all:  fake tan, bad haircut, tribal upper back tat, outdated necklace, sleeveless softball jersey, awesome biceps and an awesome softball career. Would you nail his girl?

I don’t nail softball chicks because they are all lesbians.- nik



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Nebraska Posers

July 28, 2010 Nebraska, Scissor Gang Mafia 14

Nebraska Posers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261′s definitely 2.364736′s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.

I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you.  This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik



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Always After Someone Else’s Man

June 9, 2010 Nebraska, Would You? 14

Always after someone else's man...

Always after someone else's man...

Always after someone else's man...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This ugly bitch thinks she is hot sh*t….. she is always after men who are already taken!!!! Clearly her pock marked ass can only get rebound dudes…. so…. would you? cuz way to many guys from Lincoln already have!!!!! The third pic all I can say is… “you wanna out it my butt in my butt??”

That guy looks a little scared with these trolls all over him.- nik



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Country Girl Loves To Ride

June 3, 2010 Nebraska, Would You? 11

country girl loves to ride

country girl loves to ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Mardi. Back when she was a freshman in college her list was over 30, yes she kept a list. That was back in 2007, so just imagine how it’s grown. She’s born and raised in Kearney, but you can’t go anywhere in Nebraska without people knowing how big of a whore she is. She thinks she’s truly hot sh*t I personally dont see it, question is, would you?

Being well known at the fair is not a good thing…little high shool kids must love going to try and get their chance to ride this sloot.- nik



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My-Nothing Tear Her Apart

April 5, 2010 Nebraska, South Dakota, The Dirty 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. This chick Mikaela is the b*tch Queen of wannabees. She thinks she is model ready and just full of herself, but when you look at her, well you know that ain’t true. She went to Vegas recently and sat at all the pools but didn’t get anything and when she got back she said she had guys all over her. Bull. She goes to every concert in town and tries to get on the band members to feel “like a rockstar.” And you have to pronounce her name as MY-KAELA because she thinks she is that big of a deal. Best part is she claims she is a bust-ass virgin! HAHA!

She is only good for one thing!= South Dakota.  If she is smart she will never travel and stay within 20 miles of where she lives because her kind would never make it in the real world.  In the real world they would make her wear clothes and a hat so she could get a cashier job at a fast food joint.- nik



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Josie The Blow Queen

March 31, 2010 Nebraska 22

josie the blow queen

josie the blow queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: so Nik josie the local bartender must need money for the slopes.. nose candy is costly especially in this economy……..because she now doing porn at a local coed site for the state…. anyways she is on this porn site doing video and toys and just all around blow queen whore bag……… 2 grams and some bj and she is good to go….check her out at your local neighborhood bar….and or now viral.

What did they pay her $200, who would wanna see that.- nik



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Would You With This Husker

March 11, 2010 Nebraska, Would You? 13

Would you like to meet her?

Would you like to meet her?

Would you like to meet her?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tori. An all-natural beauty who is smokin hot. She’s a student at UNL, a runner, and even was Miss Teen Nebraska (when she was a teen; and Nebraska? not saying much..) She has all the good girl qualities and all I ever wanna do is see her t*tties! She was also a selection for Campus Girls USA, girl of UNL. I want to know Nik, honestly, would you?

ANSWER: No, her legs are the same size from her ankles to her thighs and her neck and shoulder area is to boney.- nik



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