Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Droopy

January 15, 2013 Cincinnati, Ohio 1 6,280 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik My name is Droopy, i got a droopy dick droopy draws,and droopy ass balls. Im about 6 ft 2 and i got yellow ass teeth and im built like ah girl there is nothin better then that. what i like to do in my spare time is bumm all day everyday. If you got a car, foodstamps, get at me girl ill live off you. Im scandelous ill fuck your mom, your sister, your brother, your grandma it dont mean shit to me. Im a tuff as dude nigga you here me? ill talk shit all day but when a nigga gets up in my face i cant even lie i become a soft ass bitch. Ill cheat on you, ill give you stds, ill even give you yuck mouth have yal heard of yuck mouth? its ah new disease when a nigga never brushs them teeth.

Get a job ya bum.- nik



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Keep Your Wallets/Purses Shut

January 14, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio 34 6,407 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch Out for this Junkie, DRD, Thief….JESSICA PICARD. Everyone needs to know NOT TO TRUST THIS LOSER. Homeless, she stays in random places every night, basically anywhere with a roof where she can worm her way into. The areas you will see her are Ashtabula, Painesville, Orwell, Warren..etc. She only hangs out with people who have something that she wants. Most of the time it is drugs but also uses people for a place to stay. I tried to be a friend to her at one point because I felt bad. I didn’t know she was such a horrible person until she stole a TON of my stuff without me knowing! This piece of garbage is such a train wreck that she couldn’t even keep her only job as a STRIPPER!!! (@ Just Teazin in p-ville) Her own father hates her, and is real embarrassed by her. She does every drug, mostly her**n, but is poor as dirt so she bums it off gross men/ rips people off to get it. DON’T LET HER BORROW MONEY. Also she is so pathetic and addicted, she will inject water into her arm! Karma will get this DISGRACE TO MAN-KIND! Nik, look at her pictures… she thinks she is hot but is nasty as hell & aging horribly! She looks 40 but is only 22! Be careful everyone!

I doubt she could get those big ol’ knubs into a wallet, or any purse with a buckle.- nik



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Ohio Has Some Hot Girls

January 9, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio, Ohio State 77 11,143 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I remember someone on this site saying Ohio doesn’t have any hot girls! Look at this girl. Her name is Samantha Fowler and she is stunning AND smart. Not to mention talented. She can sing and has her own youtube channel. She gets hit on all the time and isn’t afraid to brag about it! I would too if I were her. I dont know how she stays single!!!

I can’t put my finger on which cartoon character she looks like.  Anyone?- nik



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Emo Kids Are Nasty

January 8, 2013 Cincinnati, Ohio 23 9,974 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Can someone explain this to me..

Not I.- nik



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More On Miss WEBN

January 3, 2013 Cincinnati, Ohio 15 9,232 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is the real “Miss WEBN” who the hell voted for this thing

The scale started to tip back the other way after the 2000′s hit double digits.  I decided.- nik



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Mother Of The Year, Sibby

December 19, 2012 Cincinnati, Ohio 65 6,809 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Can’t pay her rent or feed her child, but she found someone to pay for her boob job.. She got a boob job Friday morning and by Friday night she was in a half top with her breast hanging out? Are you kidding me they are still stiff and stitched up and you’re out parting with a bra on already? This girl is nothing but trash.. I am sure she will be found in the Ohio River one day. Nik what do you think about her plus 2s? They look pretty nasty to me but that’s probably because they are 10 hours old.

Those loafs musta been a bakers special.  +2 fail.- nik



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