Jordan Kelly

November 1, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: If any of you know Jordan, which I’m sure you do. You know her life revolves completely around drama. Jordan completely fcked up two of my best friends lives. She’s used all of her friends if you can even call them that. She’s only your friend if you have something to offer her. Here’s some basic info on her. Shes 19 years old, with a 16 year old boyfriend. (who lived with her) Is that even legal, can someone please call children services? She’s absolutely disgusting, her roommate was in the hospital for a week and when she went home I went with her. The place was TRASHED. Cat shit and pee everywhere, a mountain of dirty dishes in the sink, trash everywhere. Myself and another one of her roommates fiends cleaned it for them since roommate was sick. It took us 3 hours! Jordan spends all of her money on drugs and her under-aged boyfriend, working at a pizza joint shes not making enough money to be a sugar momma. Jordan sure does love spending electric bill money on molly, x, dabs, and bud. Jordan and her roommate lived together for 6 months, every month her roommate gave her half of the electric bill. It NEVER ONCE got paid. There was always an excuse, someone stole the money, it got lost in the car, ect. I have personally seen her roommate give Jordan $50, $100, $150 for the electric so it wouldn’t get shut off. Also, those of you who know this girl, know shes a huge skank. She sure does “love” her 16 year old boyfriend. But its cool that she cheated on him with some Dalton guy she met at work. It’s also cool that she fucked some kid at a party in Austintown got Chlamydia, didn’t do anything about it and spread it to multiple people. Disgusting, she probably still has it. This girl is DIRTY, this is where she belongs. Jordan has shit in her underwear, took them off, and left them on her bedroom floor for weeks. She loves Twitter, she recently put a friend of mine on blast on twitter. LYING, saying he snuck a guy into her house and slept with him. She’s a bully, she’s constantly gay bashing people. Honey, don’t be so jealous they have more style than your skank ass. She also slashed some Christina girls tires from Boardman. (who ironically is a minor) She also “fought her” when really she had her friend beat her up. Finally and most importantly, Jordan was evicted from her apartment in October due to numerous police calls. The calls we’re because of her throwing parties with 14,15,&16 year olds, fighting with her 16 year old boyfriend, and just because she’s totally bat shit crazy. Jordans roommate worked out an agreement with the landlord so that she could continue to rent the apartment. Jordan found out and was PISSED. Now it’s no secret that Jordans roommate does porn and is a stripper. She has to, the girls an orphan with no family at all. Nothing is handed to her. Now, since Jordan found out her roommate got to keep the apartment apparently she thought she would be slick and rob her. On October 31, 2013 at 6:45pm Jordans roommate was at work (Day job at a car lot)when she received a text message from the neighbor telling her that Jordan was in the building messing with the mail box (Jordan still had her keys). When she returned home from work she noticed her bowl, joint roller, and papers were gone. So she texted Jordan and asked if she was in the apartment since she was obviously there. Jordan replied and said “No I’m at work and I turned my keys in a few days ago.” So roommate went into her room to get changed and noticed her gtaV game was gone, Along with her x-box, and 37 other games. Oh, and her pain pills(for her scoliosis), a silver necklace her grandma gave her who raised her and passed away in July, a gold ring from her as well, and $40 cash out of her dresser. Roommate panicked and called the cops and asked the neighbor if she was sure it was her. Neighbor said yes she was messing with the mailbox. Roommate then called and recorded the convo with Jordans work since she was supposedly working and they told her she was not there. Roommate also called the landlord and asked if Jordan turned her keys in and he said that she called him at about quarter to 7 saying she put the keys in the mailbox. Which was the same time the neighbor saw her. No one breaks into an APARTMENT, DURING THE DAY. There was no sign of forced entry. What do you guys think? I live down the street from her mother, there’s a reason that she doesn’t want anything to do with her. This girl can not be trusted, she’s a homophobic, slutty, lying, pedophile, thief. PLEASE BEWARE. And Jordan, Grow up!

He must be a working man.  Or have a paper route.- nik



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Elyria Home Wrecker

September 12, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, I just want to Expose this whore for what she really is. She was my best friend at one time until she starting sleeping with my husband behind my back. It went on for awhile before I found out. She is so ratchet she would have me watch her kids to go an sleep with my husband, then have the nerve to look me in the face like nothing happened. I’m not the only one she has done this to. She sleeps with all her friends men an talks so bad about her so called friends an family. She will have her friends come over to watch her kids an go upstairs an have sex with whoever gives her money or her drugs of choice (c*ke, pills, and weed). People need to beware of her, she acts all innocent an try’s to make people feel sorry for her by acting like she is sick and in pain. She is selfish an needs to worry about taking care of her kids instead of the next d*** she gets. Also she lives in Elyria, Ohio. I hope you see this post Diana Alvarez an I hope karma really hits you hard for all the families you have destroyed..

Put down the bottle.- nik



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Midget Psycho

September 10, 2013 Cincinnati, Ohio 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what do you call a girl who wears a fake diamond on her wedding finger when she’s not really engaged, there has to be a name for this. Arnela wants everyone to believe she is a “Model” so I figured I’d share her latest “Modeling” photo I love how her stomach sticks out further than her photo-shopped backside. Would you put your greg in this Oompa loompa? [Img: Cincy Street Wars]

Its called someone with a flat ass, she’s sticking it out which makes her look top heavy.- nik



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Steven Swartz

September 5, 2013 Cleveland, Columbus, Ohio 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: IF THIS DUDE “TRIES” TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, TAKE MY ADVICE & LEAVE HIS ASS TO THE RATCHETS BECAUSE HE WAS JUST RELEASED FROM PRISON & ALREADY HAS BECOME ADDICTED TO M*TH & SLEEPS IN HIS LITTLE BLACK TRUCK(PARKS ALL OVER NEWARK) WHEN HE CAN’T SEEM TO FIND A FEMALE TO STAY WITH. HIS MONEY GOES TO DRUGS & HE CAN’T SEEM TO EVER REMAIN LOYAL TO ANYONE. HE HAS A DAUGHTER HE REFUSES TO TAKE CARE OF BECAUSE M*TH IS MORE IMPORTANT. HE HAS MANAGED TO CATCH HEP C FROM SHARING NEEDLES IN PRISON SO IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN CLEAN THIS GUY IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. I HOPE YOU TAKE MY ADVICE & NOT FCK UP LIKE I DID.

What’s he been chewing on?- nik



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Leslie Tita is a Con Artist

September 4, 2013 Columbus, Ohio, Ohio State 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Leslie Njamen Tita the worst type of man to run into. He claims he’s this big advocate for African technology but really he’s just a con artist & a broke cheater. He knocked up his girlfriend last year, then disappeared. When she threatened to expose him, he came back, said he wanted to make a family with her, then once he gained her trust back, made her get an abortion. He begged her to move in with him & shortly after, he knocked her up again 2 months later & cheated on her repeatedly with friends, was on dating sites like AshleyMadison & Okcupid & had cyber sex with dozens of women on Skype. He never paid any rent, asked her for money for food every day & even spent New Years with his ex in Texas while his girlfriend was at home pregnant & struggling to make ends meet! He is very charming with words & appears clean cut but I assure you he’s a cheater who mooches off women & uses the few times he’s been an advocate for anything Africa-related as a deterrent for who he REALLY is. Stay away ladies! His company usePULSE is a scam too! He’ll leave you in debt, he’ll cheat on you, he’s a sex and porn addict & once you catch him, he’ll leave you completely, deny you ever existed & leave you pregnant and all with no guilt or remorse! He’s an extreme narcissist & he should be exposed!!!

Quite the example he’s setting as an advocate…- nik



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Danjer Kat

August 23, 2013 Detroit, Michigan, Ohio 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Danjer Kat.. AKA Chelsey Glysz! SHE IS THE DIRTIEST chick in the mid- Michigan area! she thinks her shit dont stink!.. well i heard her P****y smells like puke after a long night of eating sushi! well she use to be a stripper at the Saginaw Deja VU! her vag*na looks like roast beef! i use to work with her.. it was hard to even look at it! well shortly after that career she moved on to selling videos on the internet. private web cam shows. then stuffing panties up her who-ha getting them wet then selling them to her customers! Nasty!! after that career that couldnt afford her oxycottin, herion, meth habit. she moved on to becoming a bartender on midland street.. witch she took to a whole nother level.. claiming to be a public figure. dressing like a slut. and shaking her loose lips all around town.. she thinks shes a model. she has to wear a ton of make-up to hide her m*th boils she gets all over her body. witch she picks all the time! its absolutely disgusting! there always scabbed up and crusty! i know of 30+ guys she has slept with and who knows about her high school days! she has had gonnerea mutlipule times! she has to stop with lies and whatnot.. acting like she is the hottest thing ever! when she is the Dity!! she also knows Fahlon Naples really well so you should already get the hint! p.s shouldnt have fcked my boy friend while i was a work c**t!

You should clean that mold above your sink before you take another picture of yourself.- nik



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Lyssa Foreskin

August 1, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl calls her Self Lyss, but her Name is ALyssa Erskine. She’ a total Douche bag from columbia station and is way too into herself. she thinks every guy in cleveland wants her because she dresses like a stripper and wears 3 bras to make her boobs look normal as she dances at a bar. this girl likes to cheat on her bf’s, have sex with underage guys and has an RX of antibiotics for the infections she is always getting cuz she “doesnt like condoms” Miss Lyss needs to have a wake up call to realize she’s not that hott and nobody wants her. thats why her bf dumped her….

You can’t get much more desperate for attention.- nik



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Dirty Stripper Stringer

July 24, 2013 Cleveland, Ohio 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Rachel Stringer. This is the dirtiest of them all. She’ll bang anything that will risk putting it in her. This slot will suck for a dollar, spread her roast beef curtains apart for a dollar. Anything to get that greg inside her! She’s all over the internet with her dirty pictures. My friend banged her and said he couldn’t feel anything but him going down a hallow hallway. This slot has been around, she’s all over Cleveland trying to get new greg from whoever. She works as a stripper bringing home guys left and right behind her boyfriends back. Including her fellow employees. You’ll find her popping pills, snorting c*ke, or anything she can shove up her nostrils. This slot is a druggy stripper. Here’s a warning for all you, men and women! Run before it’s to late! Woman hold tight to your man, this slot don’t care if he’s single or taken! She only wants the D!

Does any of that surprise you about a stripper…they’re all one n the same, even the ones ‘going to college’.- nik



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