THE DIRTY ARMY: If any of you know Jordan, which I’m sure you do. You know her life revolves completely around drama. Jordan completely fcked up two of my best friends lives. She’s used all of her friends if you can even call them that. She’s only your friend if you have something to offer her. Here’s some basic info on her. Shes 19 years old, with a 16 year old boyfriend. (who lived with her) Is that even legal, can someone please call children services? She’s absolutely disgusting, her roommate was in the hospital for a week and when she went home I went with her. The place was TRASHED. Cat shit and pee everywhere, a mountain of dirty dishes in the sink, trash everywhere. Myself and another one of her roommates fiends cleaned it for them since roommate was sick. It took us 3 hours! Jordan spends all of her money on drugs and her under-aged boyfriend, working at a pizza joint shes not making enough money to be a sugar momma. Jordan sure does love spending electric bill money on molly, x, dabs, and bud. Jordan and her roommate lived together for 6 months, every month her roommate gave her half of the electric bill. It NEVER ONCE got paid. There was always an excuse, someone stole the money, it got lost in the car, ect. I have personally seen her roommate give Jordan $50, $100, $150 for the electric so it wouldn’t get shut off. Also, those of you who know this girl, know shes a huge skank. She sure does “love” her 16 year old boyfriend. But its cool that she cheated on him with some Dalton guy she met at work. It’s also cool that she fucked some kid at a party in Austintown got Chlamydia, didn’t do anything about it and spread it to multiple people. Disgusting, she probably still has it. This girl is DIRTY, this is where she belongs. Jordan has shit in her underwear, took them off, and left them on her bedroom floor for weeks. She loves Twitter, she recently put a friend of mine on blast on twitter. LYING, saying he snuck a guy into her house and slept with him. She’s a bully, she’s constantly gay bashing people. Honey, don’t be so jealous they have more style than your skank ass. She also slashed some Christina girls tires from Boardman. (who ironically is a minor) She also “fought her” when really she had her friend beat her up. Finally and most importantly, Jordan was evicted from her apartment in October due to numerous police calls. The calls we’re because of her throwing parties with 14,15,&16 year olds, fighting with her 16 year old boyfriend, and just because she’s totally bat shit crazy. Jordans roommate worked out an agreement with the landlord so that she could continue to rent the apartment. Jordan found out and was PISSED. Now it’s no secret that Jordans roommate does porn and is a stripper. She has to, the girls an orphan with no family at all. Nothing is handed to her. Now, since Jordan found out her roommate got to keep the apartment apparently she thought she would be slick and rob her. On October 31, 2013 at 6:45pm Jordans roommate was at work (Day job at a car lot)when she received a text message from the neighbor telling her that Jordan was in the building messing with the mail box (Jordan still had her keys). When she returned home from work she noticed her bowl, joint roller, and papers were gone. So she texted Jordan and asked if she was in the apartment since she was obviously there. Jordan replied and said “No I’m at work and I turned my keys in a few days ago.” So roommate went into her room to get changed and noticed her gtaV game was gone, Along with her x-box, and 37 other games. Oh, and her pain pills(for her scoliosis), a silver necklace her grandma gave her who raised her and passed away in July, a gold ring from her as well, and $40 cash out of her dresser. Roommate panicked and called the cops and asked the neighbor if she was sure it was her. Neighbor said yes she was messing with the mailbox. Roommate then called and recorded the convo with Jordans work since she was supposedly working and they told her she was not there. Roommate also called the landlord and asked if Jordan turned her keys in and he said that she called him at about quarter to 7 saying she put the keys in the mailbox. Which was the same time the neighbor saw her. No one breaks into an APARTMENT, DURING THE DAY. There was no sign of forced entry. What do you guys think? I live down the street from her mother, there’s a reason that she doesn’t want anything to do with her. This girl can not be trusted, she’s a homophobic, slutty, lying, pedophile, thief. PLEASE BEWARE. And Jordan, Grow up!
He must be a working man. Or have a paper route.- nik