Grandma Needs To Stop Dressing Like She Is A Teen

Nasty leather skin grandma thinks she is 19!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this leathery piece of garbage is Chelsea Carver. She is 48 and dresses like she is 17. She embarrasses her kids and family cause of it. She is always posting pics of herself slobbering all over young guys but when she walks away they are almost always laughing. She is a sl*t who divorced her husband so she could f*ck dudes only to figure out she was nasty and no body wanted her so she begged him to come back. All the while she was f*cking over my relative by making him think she loved him just to get him to pay her rent. She is f*cking fake and nasty. She has had an DRD for over a year now but still goes out to sleep with people! Someone should stop her, she is a sh*tty person, a bad mom and a waist of human flesh.

Chelsea it’s ok to be 48. Embrace your reality and stop with the delusions.- nik

Brittany Britton Of OKC

Posted in Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Britton, A hairstylist, other people and herself say she’s a model. You know the girl that hangs around Lacey Grantham the main sloot of Oklahoma. I use to think Brittany Britton was a clean, nice girl but over the years she’s become very rough around the edges, has gotten more tattoos then she should, colors her hair way to much, dates all the C/S guys (well looks like it because she’s always hanging on them and sitting and kissing them in every one of her pictures on Facebook). Speaking of Facebook she doesnt have one natural pic of her, all of her pictures are edited and have so much lighting in them and she is always taking pictures of her kissing her dog jasper which looks like that dog could have mange or something. She has a boyfriend Ben who has also dated all the girls of okc so it’s only fair that it’s her turn. She smokes, and I don’t think i’ve seen her out without showing some chest, like really showing some chest… and underwear! I just don’t find her classy one bit. Pretty? maybe a little but the trashy part of her is really killing her fast. Everyone talks about how beautiful she is and how famous she is in Oklahoma and how she has nice tits but when I look at her I feel bad… she can do so much more with her life instead of trying to be this wannabe rocker but model girl. What do you think?

She is too confused and Hot Topic looking to be my friend. Plus, her neck is not flattering.- nik

Psycho Skeeze Of Ottawa

Posted in Oklahoma, Ottawa

PSYCHOTIC SKEEZ OF OTTAWA 613

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stupid b*tch is the definition of “psycho”. Her name is Robyn Mannell. She’s a crack fiend escort, who gets her escort friends to babysit her daughter while she goes and jerks off some next man for a piece. This girl thinks she’s hot, but clearly that’s a joke. Everything that comes out of her mouth is a twisted, made up story – she just tries to make herself look good – but ends up just sounding like a complete idiot. I feel bad for her ex man’s, she constantly beated on him, and when he breaks up with her dirt ass, she tries to get back at him by calling him while she’s getting pig roasted? Not only is she a horrible mother, but you’re a delusional psychopath, who hides behind her computer talking shit to other girls. When it comes down to it, this b*tch ain’t got sh*.. She’s so ugly that she doesn’t even have full face pictures, so this was the best I could do!

More To The Bulldogs Of Oklahoma

Posted in Dirty Predator, Oklahoma

More to the bulldogs of Oklahoma

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, first off this guy has posted dozens of pictures of famous people implying that he knows them. Apparently he is also a professional sky diver? Whatever. I really need the Dirty Army to snap him back into reality. What kind of messed up world is he living in? I think he trips ac*d 24/7/365. He has to be on some sort of drug, in my opinion, to think that how he acts is acceptable. He steals, cheats, and lies his way through life. There should be a previous post about him explaining the rest. So, here ya go, Heath Stone! Here are a few examples of how big of an idiot he truly is.

Bulldog Sighting In Southern Oklahoma

Posted in Dirty Predator, Oklahoma

Bulldog sighting in Southern Oklahoma

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay nik… Heath Gray (AKA Stone) thinks he is seriously hot sht. He looks like he got hit in the face with a snow shovel and let’s not even begin talking about the underbite. He wears fingerless gloves. Seriously? He steals things from parties he isn’t even invited to. Money, iPods… Anything he can get his fingerless gloved hands on. He thinks he runs with “bad bitches”, but all of them are fat, pale and never shower (let’s not even begin on the fact that they’re underage and their teeth throw up gang signs). He uploads pictures to FaceBook of professional motocross riders and wakeboarders and says it’s him. He also “likes” everything he posts. He steals pictures of girls off of websites (leaving the website stamps on the photos) saying he knows them. Yeah okay. He went on a kick a while back of posting his “bank roll” that consisted of one dollar bills. Watch out! We’ve got a big spender over here! People make fun of him ALL of the time and he doesn’t even realize. He talks like he is black and thinks he is a hardcore “gansta”. Sorry, Heath, NO ONE from Podunk, Oklahoma is “gangsta”. I’d like to throw his ass into Oak Cliff for a day and see if he didn’t cry and call his Mommy (who also resembles a dog). He thinks he is…. wait, what does he think? I have NO idea how he has convinced himself he is “cool”. I can back ALL of this up with evidence. Hard evidence. He is disgusting and needs a reality check.

Full Package Right Here

Posted in Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so whoever posted about this “Madison Collins” chick is being fooled by a FAKE! The real girl you’re talking about is named Chandler Smith and she IS one of the absolute most gorgeous girls ever. We grew up together and not only is she beautiful, she has a killer body any girl would die for and is an awesome friend on top of that. Full package right there.

The sign looks fake (photoshop).- nik

Proud Homewrecker

Posted in Oklahoma

Proud homewrecker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girls name is Bailey Bellamy. Shes openly proud of the fact that she likes to fck other girls boyfriends. She wears pounds and pounds of make-up, and always talks about how wasted she wants to get and how she f*cked a guy over the weekend and shit like that. DO NOT LET HER NEAR YOUR MAN. She acts like a bad bitch, but shes scared as fck. Opening her legs to every guy that gives her attention is her specialty. I hope she has her next period in a shark tank.

Terminal Spotted In Tulsa

Posted in Oklahoma, Terminal, The Dirty, Tulsa

Terminal at it again, in Tulsa, OK

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Terminal is at it again, this time in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This was taken this morning at Tulsa International Airport. What do yu think of that outfit? My friend Jake REALLY wants to tap that.

Good to see that Terminal shaves his legs.- nik

This Is What Tulsa Is All About

Posted in Oklahoma, The Dirty, Tulsa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Linz Knight thinks shes hottest thing, but really she will sleep with anything that will talk to her. Her whole group of friends love the purple crayon and if she would shut that “revolving man door” she calls a vagina she might actually feel something. She trys to get close with every club promoter or athlete she can get close too. She sleeps with her friends boyfriends and basically is just a nasty sloot. Plz put this dumb chick on blast.

The orgies in Tulsa must be strong.- nik

What Do You Think About This Beauty

Posted in Oklahoma, The Dirty

What do you think about this BEAUTY?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are very judgmental about the girls that are posted on here for your opinion on how they look. Besides Adriana Lima (sp? if I have misspelled her first name) and this girl is one of the hottest women on this planet…. Please, do tell your opinion of her. Her natural beauty is flawless Nik!! I tell you! FLAWLESS! …now for your opinion, sir.

Straight on she is a nightmare. Why did you include that last image?- nik

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