THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric Tedder, He likes to pretend he’s a wealthy bushiness owner in Oklahoma City. He owns Xtreme Clean Industries Inc (what a douchebag name) a failed carpet cleaning company. Eric’s even been featured on the local news stations as a business to be weary of b/c he’s screwed over elderly veterans. This guy is rocking black affliction in all the rundown clubs hitting on young girls. He likes to pretend he pulls girls constantly. Eric goes to the gym and hangs out, he doesn’t actually work out. He’s a big believer in supplements and bad steroids. The guy is overweight! but he take pictures of “fat” people and posts on facebook. Eric has been evicted from every place he’s ever lived. He also is an unemployed and doesn’t think he has help financially with his kid. Nic please let everyone know what a joke this guy is.

Bro’s now sport bears.  Don’t want anyone to miss the memo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shayna Godfrey lives in Los Angeles and has been hounding my husband for about 8 years now. Everytime I would find out about her, he would pledge he allegiance and promise to never do it again and say that he forgot about the bitch and tell her to get lost. Then a couple years would go by and we would have more babies and he would reach back out to her and she would be willing and waiting to take all of his lies about why he let her go the last time and why he needed her again. Now it had mostly been online, now she has taken to tricking her money on him in buying his love. She goes out of her way to buy him plane tickets to get him to LA, and encourages him to ignore his four children. Yeah, I know if she can encourage him to ignore his kids, then hes not a good man. At this point the bitch just needs to be put on blast!!!!! All women in Los Angeles, beware is this whore around your man, she will suck him, fck him, let him tea bag her and spend all her money on him. He becomes even more of an idiot.

That one hearts gotta be the most humorous one I’ve ever applied.  Hello Homer!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Linzee Philpott from Tulsa. She dropped out of high school after she got pregnant at 16 with my now current boyfriend. Luckily, my boyfriend got away from her. She claims rape constantly. She dated my now-boyfriend for 2 years but claims he raped her & forced her to get pregnant. Their son, Drake- the poor little boy is starving. She once burned him on the back of the neck with a joint, then beat him with a belt (he is 1), because she said he needed discipline. The story ripens with this.. so in April 2012 she met a new guy whose girlfriend did everything for him. She worked while he was lazy. She was pregnant. So, while his woman was in the hospital after having their daughter he was off screwing Linzee. Then sent her out of town to have sex with Linzee. The girl paid for the apartment & everything. The girl came back with their daughter, and I told her what was going on- she was working while Linzee was walking with Drake in 107 degree weather to go have sex with him while she was working. He would even bring his baby out in freezing cold to come screw Linzee. She was claiming the girls daughter was her “baby”, even putting the baby in her sons clothes. Luckily, the girlfriend was smart & when she got back found 4 bottles of douche in the apartment when she got back from her sending them away. Linzee is nasty. The girl had an drd so she had to have a csection for fear the baby would get it. So, long story short now she is pregnant with this guys baby- who of course moved to his girlfriends state. Linzee is still at home with her parents. Their house looks like Hoarders. There is 3 bedrooms & 15 people living there. She has no hot water, no heat, no electric. None of them work. She claims she has too many issues to work. She has begged us not to call DHS “until her housing apartment comes up on the list.” But, her son is 1 and skin & bones. She is 5 months pregnant and begged the girls boyfriend to stay with her then has sex with guys still behind his back because she says she wanted the baby to remember his face and she wants the baby to come out 4 months early so having sex will make it come out early so she can see his face again and he will come back to her if its sick. She said she will k*** the baby if it is a girl. She’s so damn stupid she’s having 4 guys having sex with her at one time. She’ stelling my boyfriend now he cant see his son because this guy (who like I said is obviously in another state now and taken) is gone because I told his girlfriend. She already knew and he had been with her for 7 years and chased after her. And Linzee is so dumb she gets mad cuz she thinks they aren’t in love that he is just out there living with the girlfriend and not having sex just til her baby is born..

Not gunna lie, I got bored and stopped reading.  Guess it didn’t ripen that much…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This is Malory Snider, flake extraordinaire. This sloot loves to troll the scummiest parts of POF. She loves chatting, getting all cute and slightly Overly Obsessed Girlfriend-ish. She’ll flake out at every opportunity, mostly because she’ll go fck some random brockville fag she used to date or what have you. She absolutely refuses to send a body pic until it’s too late (luckily, I’ve included one). She things pop punk, her little sister (a girl who could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch if it weren’t for the metal razors in her mouth scratching it off first) and sailor tattoos are the be all and end all of personal expression, and pulls off leopard print worse than the haggish crack-addicted granny down at the local dollar store. I just wanted to put her up here not as a warning, but as a shout out to everyone who’s had their time wasted by this bag of monkey shit.

You’d never know it if it weren’t for her friend.  Oh quarter shots.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Megan Lewis, aka “Cloudzangel” and “stormzangel”. 26, almost 27, this perfect specimen claims to love God, Hanson, and Michael Jackson’s lawyer (no joke), and her favorite books are from the Babysitters Club series. She’s known online as a scammer for constantly stealing pictures of other girls and then building sites to get guys to buy her things off of her wish list, by promising cam shows or escort services. Only problem is, since she’s not the girl in the pictures, she never fulfills the promises. Her latest scam seems to be not only the fake “porn” or escorting sites, but now she’s also stealing pictures of people that have major illnesses, and scamming money by claiming she’s dying. This girl has major mental defects. She’s always trash talked camgirls and girls with websites for selling their bodies, but she’s doing the same thing! She has a profile on livejasmin and livecams under EroticKayla where she’s selling her own porky body! Even better, she has a “day job” where she digs into medical records of anyone that publicly outs her for being a fraud, and then uses their computers/internet to harass people. I’m not too sure people would like their business equipment being used to commit crimes, but Megan doesn’t care. She thinks she’s not a real criminal because people should be worried about murderers and rapists, and she’s not doing anything wrong because “everyone lies.” Nik, put this girl on blast! You’ll be doing the whole world a favor because the internet needs to know about her!

Lace was a bad decision.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong for 4 years. It’s time this attention wore went on blast for how pathetic she is. This is Krischelle Blackwell, and she’s a model. Can’t you tell? She moved here to Oklahoma from Chicago, where she claims she had this amazing fashion/modeling career. She has a comp card on One Model Place and claims she can do runway. Are you serious right now? Girls need to realize that runway models are TALL, SKINNY, and gorgeous, not MAC forcefields of average height/looks. What does the Dirty Army think? Is she model material?

People know about angle tricks and quarter shots, they don’t work anymore.- nik