THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Nadia, she’s super hot. She was from Vandirty but moved to Tulsa Oklahoma awhile a go. She’s hot as a blonde and a brunette. So would you? And is she a real SGM?

Answer: no.  Is she wearing a wig or rockin a mushroom cut?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abbi from Tulsa, even though this is the year of the brunette, would you?

Answer: I needa see more pictures, but I’m afriad her mouth may scare me, and her unphotoshopped face will be beat…so no.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this young waste of life is Abbey Ro**. She is a cheating whore, who thinks she’s a model. She has friends take pictures of her and her un-even eyes and huge nose and posts the all over facebook. She thinks she is hot sh*t and that everyone loves her but what she needs to realize is you are an immature little girl. Take note on the looks of her boyfriend… momre like warewolf. To top it off she’s in dire need of some +2′s. SO nik, since she believes EVERYONE wants her… Would you?

Answer: no.  She has an ape face, her mouth resembles one the most.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is hottie cheerleader Wendi R*0n from Dallas & cheers at Oklahoma State. Her brother Weston is the biggest douche in Dallas but she is actually sweet, I would hit it. Would you?

Answer: no.  Sweetness means nothing in my books, can’t get past her droopy troll face and misshaped body.