Ole Miss | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Another $30K Millionaire To Be On The Look Out For In Las Vegas

August 22, 2011 Las Vegas, Ole Miss, The Dirty 26

Another $30K millionaire to be on the look out for in Las Vegas

Another $30K millionaire to be on the look out for in Las Vegas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I have another Las Vegas poser for you and your fans to look out for…meet Steve Emerson, originally from Clinton Mississippi he now resides in various motels around the Las Vegas strip. Steve is the epitome of the $30K millionaire. He posts on his Facebook wall he earns $800/day walking around the desert looking at plants for some golf developer but members of his family confirm it is more like $80/day. Steve brags he makes a lot of money daytrading stocks and spends hours a night posting on Yahoo financial message boards, but recently he was texting a buddy on how his account had dropped 40% in August due to the markets and “obviously” not his bad stock picking skills! His family back home confirm Steve is always calling them up begging for money to help support his casino lifestyle and bad stock investments which make them worry he would have to live on the streets if it were not for their financial assistance. Along with his huge ego, Steve has some other mental issues which cause him to stretch the truth a lot (if you haven’t noticed already). He loves to make himself feel important by going down to the Vegas strip at night and lying to tourists from out of town about his Vegas status. Usually he is hoping to take photos with the gullible ladies so he can post them later on his Facebook wall and tell everyone how he hooked up with them that night. What Steve is really looking to pull down in a night is any fugly cougar he can work over to cover his meal and bar tab for the evening (see photo for a look at one of the true “winners” he attracts). Did I mention Steve’s ego is out of control? Steve states the “big” casinos on the strip know him as “Crocodile Dundee” because he works in the desert all day then gambles with them at night. In his mind the guy truly believes he is going to become some Vegas celebrity soon because of all the time (and family’s money) he dumps on the Strip. So what do you think Nik, would any casino on the strip really treat this guy like a celebrity?

Lying to others to make yourself look cooler is terrible. Embrace your shorts Steve and accept the fact that you have a problem.- nik



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Austin Pepsi Lover

March 8, 2011 Jackson, Ole Miss 1

Austin; Coked out and looking for more.

Austin; Coked out and looking for more.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Austin Barnett. He’s a total f*cking tool and does too much pepsi. He got busted a few months back with an MIP. He has a horrible lisp yet somehow manages to get the girls. He cheats on every girl he dates and works out way too much and has a f*cking oversized weird body. What do you think about him?

I think she looks like someone used a medieval torture device to stretch his body.- nik



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Douche Bag

February 3, 2011 Dirty Business, Ole Miss 0

Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg B*llini, General Manager of Centerplate at The University of Mississippi. He has his illegal drugs shipped via FedEx to his office which is University property. He fucks the Stewardship Coordinator behind his gf’s back. Not to mention all the other h*es he takes home during the weekdays when he’s “working events”. He also treats petty cash like his own personal bank account and even has a safe built into his closet for the money he steals!

He sounds like quite the respectable tub of lard.- nik



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Nik, Are You Scared

January 20, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Jackson, Ole Miss 18

The Army Dude C is coming for you Nik

The Army Dude C is coming for you Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douchebag named Caleb ( the army guy C ) Cockrell said ” he was coming for you if he ever ended up on TheDirty”. Mainly because his girlfriend self posted herself here and didn’t like what they had to say.  Since this guy likes to stalk some people I figured Id let you know he was after you next. So nik, are you scared?

Put him on the list with the other stalkers. Next.- nik

ALSO SEE: Your Lost Memoree



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Would You

January 18, 2011 Jackson, Ole Miss 18

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is One of the sweetest and most genuine girls I know? Yeah she has a butt chin… but would you?

If she was the sweetest most genuine girl you knew you wouldn’t post her, self post fail.  Your eyebrows looks scared of each other, your working with a 6head,  your beyond chubby and you have no chest.  Happy.- nik



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First Class Sloot

December 2, 2010 Jackson, Ole Miss 8

First Class Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what happens when the sluts try to get in ur bakdoor. Whats your take on this hoebag? Her name is sarah.

Sloots are never first class, look how comfortable she is between a set of poles.- nik



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Solve It Once And For All

August 17, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Jackson, Ole Miss 32

solve it once and for all

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – everyone is Jackson is going nuts over this site. Mainly because two broads keep gettin put on blast and no one wants to fess up to who did it. It comes down to this: one chick is actually attractive & a good person compared to a trashy c*nt with no morals. The girl with the beads is Robi the girl Cody O*** is humping THIS week. Class right? The other chick (red, on the left) is his former fiance that he got a baby with. I think Jackson should calm down and leave these girls alone, trash is with trash while red has moved on. Oh yeah, the douche bag in the picture is Cody himself, what a killer dude. Whats your take?

I think they should be less concerned with who put them up and take it as a reality check and get their lives in order…you can’t rely on being a sloot your whole life.- nik



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Haley, Houstons…Well, Look For Yourself

July 5, 2010 Houston, Ole Miss, Would You? 106

HHH HALEY HOUSTONS HOE

HHH HALEY HOUSTONS HOE

HHH HALEY HOUSTONS HOE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ONCE AGAIN MISS HALEY HOE AN****N HAS FOUND HER WAY BACK TO THE DIRTY. [ NOT LIKE SHE HAS EVER LEFT ] I KNOW YOU WOULDN’T NIK.. BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE LIKE A HANDFUL OF NASTY GUYS WHO WILL.. OR ALREADY HAVE

If a girl is sloppy and willing to service multiple gregs at once you can automatically assume they have the DRD. What do you really stand to gain (other than the DRD) sleeping with a troll like this.- nik



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