THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if he doesn’t have “douche bag” written all over his face then I don’t know what does. This is the frat boy of all frat boys. He shows up at a party, hands in the air, screaming and yelling, then finds the youngest girl there to hit on because chances are she doesn’t know him and how big of a douche he is. Did I mention he has one nut? That’s just the icing on the cake.
I heard you can’t nut with one nut… is that true Ole Miss?- nik