THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this social climbing slut bag has really made a name for herself lately. She recently made her way into the liquor industry as a sales rep for a local portland distributor. Quickly climbing the ranks of Northwest liquor distributors, she routinely gets blacked out drunk and prances around PDX and Eugene looking for the next greg to blow in her “industry”. She thinks her +2s make up for her cellulite covered ass, dim-witted personality, stretch marks, and canyon-like sausage pocket. Oh, did I mention she has a 5 year old son? She routinely leaves him at home with HER father (not her son’s father because he left the minute she got knocked up) to take care of him while she goes on week long “business” trips aka getting wasted with industry personnel. Nik, put this whore on blast! Or would you?
Answer: No, it doesn’t look like her bodies spat out the baby.