Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Just Want To Warn Everyone About Ashley

November 16, 2012 Oregon, Portland, The Dirty 72 9,622 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this b*tch uses every stripper or strip club in the 541 for selling drugs for her nasty ass abusive pedophile boyfriend. Yet she cheats on him anytime a guy offers her cash or drugs in exchange. She smokes a lot of meth… or basically anything she can get her hands on. Just warning everyone if you come in contact with this Ashley girl, run as far as you can! BEWARE B*TCHES!

I love the white lines under her bikini strings.- nik



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Facebook Creeper

November 15, 2012 Dirty Predator, Oregon, Portland 117 5,895 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, forwarding creep status 10 alert, I hooked up with this tool and added almost every girl on my facebook even the ones from my hometown like WTF.. and most of em are under 18 but that didnt stop him from sending messages and texts to them he is a 10 star creep bag who acts like a big shot but is still on mommys tit and daddys Greg……. ladies beware hes not only a huge tool hes a box of tools.

That is definitely not the first mirror pic he has taken.- nik



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Castle Rock Sloot

November 13, 2012 Dirty Predator, Oregon, Portland 13 8,953 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is probably the biggest skank in all of castle rock, longview,kelso. I dated her for a year and a half, even proposed to her. She slept with my friends in which she got drds from. Her name is Brittney boyer and lives in CR with her parents. She’s 20 years old, has no job, no future and sleeps with every guy she thinks will upgrade her way of living. She will lie cheat and steal from you.

You must be counting your blessings now.- nik



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Lenka Palenchuck Is A Hot Mess

November 8, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon, Portland 23 10,011 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I called this hot russian chick on backpage escorts for an hour of anal fun and it turned out to be a sh*tty mess. Like her make up and her dirty ass she didnt clean before our appointment. If thats not dirty enough she helped herself to my big bag of d*p* and my 200 bucks. A little work and I found out her name is Lenka Palenchuck the local pdx working girl who needs a bag over her head because in person she is more than a crapy mess.  Don’t waste your time with this one.

Thanks for the heads up.- nik



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Fake, Liar, And Manipulative

November 6, 2012 Oregon, Pasadena-CA, Portland, Raleigh-Durham 0 9,173 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is andolin Alberto Vasquez. He lives in silverton, Oregon. He thinks he’s gods gift to woman. Have youseen the guy haha. He is a liar ad cheats on all his gf’s. he has had 3different girls from diffirent cities and claims es the victim acting like he’s all sweet and nice. Girl don’t fall for this guy he is a pathetic excise of a man.! He will lie an he is super manipulative! He is 20 years old now and dating a 15 year old how gross is that! He thinks he’s such a bad ass claiming to own his own business and selling hard drugs blah blah. He treats women like shit and Crats all the time!

That closet ain’t his, nice try sweet cheeks.- nik



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Kelsey Ann Shaner Its Not Fun To Be Exposed Huh

October 25, 2012 Oregon, Portland 107 7,428 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay nik, Lets let all of forest grove, Hillsboro and Portland know that this girl right here plays dirty.hah LADIES LOCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS UP TIGHT im serious better get on that shit when she around cause she dont care who you are or your boyfriend she will open wide. oh and no im not mad because she slept with my boyfriend(she didnt) im just tired of hearing her name so i thought id atleast let the rest of the area know. And trust me its not nothing great if you can imagine how slutty she is you know it aint even worth hitten, plus she smells like dirty rotten carcuss YES LIKE ROAD KILL. Please inform this girl that sleeping with numerous men doesnt make her attractive and the only reason she still getting any is because she literally throws herself all over drunk guys.KELSEY sweety please for the love of god close you probably herpes infested legs and move far away because NO ONE I REPEAT NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE espiecally around there boyfriends..haha thank you.

We’re about to find out.  Sloots embrace any attention.- nik



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