Oregon | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Donald Brown

July 15, 2013 Oregon, Portland 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Donald Brown. The biggest piece of shit to walk out of Estacada. He has three children he refuses to take care of and another child on the way. He would rather smoke pot, pop E*stasy and play Naruto with his buddies that help with the lives he created. He used to be a military soldier for 5 years. I don’t know what happened to him. He is a bum!!!!! He has lied to me, hit me, threatened to k**l me, has left me and our son out late at night with barely any supplies, has locked us out of what used to be our home and has not only cheated on his ex-wife, me and has used me. He has also cheated on his current girlfriend with me, Ashley Spring. He told me he wanted our family back together and claimed to always love and and want me, then leaves. Good ucking rid-dens. And now he is having a baby with a girl he has already cheated and lied to. RUN AWAY ASHLEY!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!! This man will do nothing but manipulate, use, and twist you until he has beaten you down just like he has done with every one else in his life, including his friends and family. He is the worst plague to walk on the fcking earth. He is a horrible father, a horrible husband, a horrible lying boyfriend and an ugly rotten human being. Fck you Donald. You deserve nothing and no one. You are a fcking disgrace.

Nice dress.- nik



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Forgy Tendencies

July 3, 2013 Oregon, Portland 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This scum of the Earth is named Kevin Kaiser. He tries to act all innocent and oblivious with his “farmer history” and accent. Don’t let this worm fool you!! All he cares about is sex, and if you hang out be sure he is going to go for it. If you aren’t willing, that doesn’t matter to him, he will try to take it from you. RAPIST ALERT!!! He just tried to do so with a friend of mine. I had to spend hours with my buddy just to stop the tears and the shaking. This is NOT OK!!! It’s a good thing it\’s illegal for me to beat the living shit out of Kevin. Spread the word. This guy is a predator. Nik, don’t you think trash like this should be wiped off the face of the Earth?

Those shorts were intended for a lady…- nik



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Scumbag Max

July 3, 2013 Oregon, Portland 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Max Westphalen. He roams around Gresham mooching off of people because he refuses to take care of himself.I let him into my home to help him out thinking he was a decent person when he decides to PEE in my sons baby box. All of my sons baby clothes, cards and memories covered in piss and decides to leave his belt in it. Ive been nothing but kind to this man and he decides to be a DOUCHEBAG. He takes from people, doesnt care, uses others and is always constantly complaining about not having a girlfriend. MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A ROTTEN HUMAN BEING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY SHARK! Who would do this to a childs things really? I understand ruining my things to a degree. I ended up kicking him out, BUT TO MY SONS?!?! There is a special place in hell for you, you dirt bag.

Can’t fix crazy.- nik



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Cassandra Mcbide

June 28, 2013 Oregon, Portland 94

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I met this girl about 3 weeks ago and now she will not stop calling. I wouldn’t mind beside that fact that her husband has no idea she fuks ever guy she meets sorry brother your girl is a slut

Someone wanna be a pal and tell her McHusband.- nik



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Jamie “steals your man” Salsman

June 26, 2013 Oregon, Portland 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this she man right here is jamie salsman aka your local pizza slanging homewreck. At 19 shes slept her way right up the papa johns latter all the way up to general manager and right into good ol’ ***.at one point she was sneaking around with 2 different employees who had been friends for +10 and destroyed that friendship. She ripped several if not dozens of families apart. Once whomever she is done fcking has left their wife or girlfriend and kids shes on to the next.This is her claim to fail, a rant she posted on craigslist: I told you if you did not keep my name out of your mouth I would put you on blast. You think that you can come between me and Pablo , you can’t your husband wants only me you can’t please him he hates you . You can’t even please him in bed that is why he has me I know how to fck, when I suck his dick he moans he loves me. You think you stand a chance Robin you don’t this is what happens when you can’t keep your man happy they find someone younger. I have no time to mess with you your not worth my time you think I sent 2 guys to your house to knock on your door calling you names threating you and your kids you should disapear I have never had anyone knock on your door at 12:30 or 1:30 or anytime Robin I could careless about you or your fcken kids I will have all of him and he will not be seeing your kids he says they are not his so bitch get a fcken life and keep your drama to yourself psycho bitch I have your husband and I plan to keep him  If she spent a forth of the time with her kid, whos daddy is a toss up between 5 guys, as she does fucking everyone and anyone her daughter might have a fighting chance at a normal life. Nik please put this nasty little bitch on blast.

Interesting hairdo.- nik



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“King” Of The City

June 21, 2013 Oregon, Portland 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Ryan Scott. Co-founder of a small brand trying to make it big. I must say he is quite talented but he is very unprofessional for claiming he is such a business man and he is making it bigger than anyone else. I thought he was cool until about the 6th text in, when he stated he wanted sex and he craved it inviting me over for a week with him so we could do it the entire time basically wanting me to be his call girl, hello he didn\’t even know me and found my number on FB (I immediately deleted my number after) Tool bag much?. I\’m not going to explain what being professional is because we all know but Sir, you will not out do anyone by calling your friends out over the internet using vulgar language, you will also not gain clients when it comes yo your brand by posting things like \”I\’m horny as f***,\” \”someone come over lets drink and smoke,\” \”I need a Facebook wifey, I need someone sexxxxy enough…\” He basically tries to act like a ladies man and makes himself look extremely thirsty while being \”professional\” no I\’m sorry you\’re not professional with degrading/sexual posts and posts about the money you AREN\’T actually making. He actually takes the time to argue with underage kids about the right and wrong of things he posts. The only reason I post this is because he has called out my friends multiple times for doing things they have never done when in reality it was him that was making his own problems turned to someone else (he likes getting with underage girls, or any girl for that matter who actually is dumb enough to fall for it, GiRLS DONT FALL FOR IT) and people should actually know who they are buying from before they support something that is being promoted incorrectly. Nik, the rest is for you.

What gang is this guy part of?- nik



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Nicholas Sparlin

June 4, 2013 Dirty Predator, Oregon, Portland 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Nicholas Anthony Sparlin… aka “nik” (lol sorry, nik richie), aka “ghetto”. Now days, most of us in Portland just call him rapist, chimo, predator, scum of the earth, etc… This guy hasn’t been out of prison 1 year, and he has already gotten himself in more hot water- After doing 5 years in the penn for robbing a gas station at knifepoint (lol, yeah, i know!, he gets out, and realizes he has nobody left who wants to help him! He lucks out, and some old family friends open their home up to him. He moved into their basement, and started selling d*pe again, cuz the douchebag is too stupid to land a real job! After about 3 months, 75 bag bitches, and a few dr’s later, he becomes a bigger junkie than ever before, gets really strung out, AND FORCES A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL INTO SEX!!! NOT JUST ANY LIL 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT ONE BELONGING TO,AND LIVING IN THE SAME HOME THAT OPENED THEIR DOORS TO HIM! SICK MONSTER! HE IS 31 YEARS OLD!!! SO WHEN SHE TELLS A FRIEND AT SCHOOL, AND THE FAMILY CATCHES WIND OF THIS FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, WHAT DOES “GHETTO” DO? WELL, HE CALLS THE 13 YEAR OLD A LYING SLUT, AND THEN GOES ON THE RUN!!! THIS SCUM MOTHERFU**ER HAS A WARRANT ISSUED BY THE PAROLE BOARD- THEY HAVE 100% PROOF HE IS GUILTY OF THIS- THANKS TO SOME FORENSIC EVIDENCE, AND TEXT MSGS, AND FACEBOOK MSGS ALSO… SO NOW HE IS HIDING LIKE A FU**ING COWARD, TRYING TO AVOID PAYING FOR HIS ACTIONS! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CATCH THIS CHIMO BEFORE HE RAPES ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL! THE WORST PART- HE GAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL A DRD!!! HE IS LUCKY I DON’T KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS- I WOULD TAKE THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST- NICHOLAS ANTHONY SPARLIN DOB 06/25/81, [removed]- ON PAROLE IN CLACKAMAS COUNTY, OREGON- WANTED ON RAPE CHARGES! HIS PAROLE OFFICER IS JOSEPH SCOTT, , WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHERE HE CAN BE FOUND IF SOMEONE HAS INFO… AND, IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING THIS MONSTER A LITTLE PIECE OF YOUR MIND:  HIS WARRANT IS INTER-AGENCY, SO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN THE U.S. CAN MAKE AN ARREST!

Why’d you have to switch to caps like that?- nik



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There Are No Words

May 22, 2013 Hollywood, Oregon, Portland, The Dirty 148

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this guy regularly posts videos on youtube (most of which get banned). There are many ranging from him performing fellatio on a banana, to him abducting and raping/murdering women. I will post links to a few… and yeah, as the titled stated NO WORDS.

I just want to clarify that this is a STRAIGHT man sacrificing for the greater good. Ladies this is for you to learn and be educated.- nik



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