THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this 21 year old trust fund kid Cegan is a wannabe scenester here in Portland. He is a nasty bottom boy who will sleep with anybody he thinks will further his name around the clubs here in Portland. He has been known to leave a trail of vd’s in his wake so guys beware! He likes to pass himself off as a photographer but really only collects checks from family. He is so fake and calls everyone “gorgeous ” when he meets new people and is so thirsty to be seen so he tries to be photographed with all my DJ friends and is definitely a joke around townsmen most definitely a friend hustler until people get to know what a fake and unauthentic person. Definite daddy issues!

Nice satchel…you wear that out every night?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl was once married to my now boyfriend. She stalks me on facebook, texting me, and actually went to my house were I had to call the police on her and get a restraining order against her! She is 28 years old and looks like she is 40. I am a young 20 year old that is with her ex and she can’t get over that. She lost weight and now thinks she is hot sh*t. All she does is go to bars and drink and try to get with guys. She is the most inmature 28 year old that I have ever known.

I’m guessing she took these pills to lose weight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another one of Portland’s finest Strippers. Her name is Renee Robbins aka Rayne. She works at one of the nastiest clubs in Southeast Portland. Unfortunately I was with her for three years, and If I could go to hell for three years just to get those three years back, I would. She is a h**oin addict, and only strips for her habit. I was supporting her all the way, except for her h**oin. I got so sick of it and kicked her out. She is now with some little mexican, who doesn’t know any better. Stay away from this one fellas, well unless you just want a good blowjob. She is the one on the right in the picture.

I almost feel as if this is a self post, so everyone’s aware of her services.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this poor “cam girl” with huge, and fairly nice, boobs has a complete melt-down on her cast. It’s pretty epic. Do you think she has the makings of a Dirty Celebrity, Nik? I think she might.. We need more information on this one, the crazy is strong in this one.

Someone needs to break her other arm to even her out.- nik