“King” Of The City

June 21, 2013 Oregon, Portland 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Ryan Scott. Co-founder of a small brand trying to make it big. I must say he is quite talented but he is very unprofessional for claiming he is such a business man and he is making it bigger than anyone else. I thought he was cool until about the 6th text in, when he stated he wanted sex and he craved it inviting me over for a week with him so we could do it the entire time basically wanting me to be his call girl, hello he didn\’t even know me and found my number on FB (I immediately deleted my number after) Tool bag much?. I\’m not going to explain what being professional is because we all know but Sir, you will not out do anyone by calling your friends out over the internet using vulgar language, you will also not gain clients when it comes yo your brand by posting things like \”I\’m horny as f***,\” \”someone come over lets drink and smoke,\” \”I need a Facebook wifey, I need someone sexxxxy enough…\” He basically tries to act like a ladies man and makes himself look extremely thirsty while being \”professional\” no I\’m sorry you\’re not professional with degrading/sexual posts and posts about the money you AREN\’T actually making. He actually takes the time to argue with underage kids about the right and wrong of things he posts. The only reason I post this is because he has called out my friends multiple times for doing things they have never done when in reality it was him that was making his own problems turned to someone else (he likes getting with underage girls, or any girl for that matter who actually is dumb enough to fall for it, GiRLS DONT FALL FOR IT) and people should actually know who they are buying from before they support something that is being promoted incorrectly. Nik, the rest is for you.

What gang is this guy part of?- nik



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Nicholas Sparlin

June 4, 2013 Dirty Predator, Oregon, Portland 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Nicholas Anthony Sparlin… aka “nik” (lol sorry, nik richie), aka “ghetto”. Now days, most of us in Portland just call him rapist, chimo, predator, scum of the earth, etc… This guy hasn’t been out of prison 1 year, and he has already gotten himself in more hot water- After doing 5 years in the penn for robbing a gas station at knifepoint (lol, yeah, i know!, he gets out, and realizes he has nobody left who wants to help him! He lucks out, and some old family friends open their home up to him. He moved into their basement, and started selling d*pe again, cuz the douchebag is too stupid to land a real job! After about 3 months, 75 bag bitches, and a few dr’s later, he becomes a bigger junkie than ever before, gets really strung out, AND FORCES A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL INTO SEX!!! NOT JUST ANY LIL 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT ONE BELONGING TO,AND LIVING IN THE SAME HOME THAT OPENED THEIR DOORS TO HIM! SICK MONSTER! HE IS 31 YEARS OLD!!! SO WHEN SHE TELLS A FRIEND AT SCHOOL, AND THE FAMILY CATCHES WIND OF THIS FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, WHAT DOES “GHETTO” DO? WELL, HE CALLS THE 13 YEAR OLD A LYING SLUT, AND THEN GOES ON THE RUN!!! THIS SCUM MOTHERFU**ER HAS A WARRANT ISSUED BY THE PAROLE BOARD- THEY HAVE 100% PROOF HE IS GUILTY OF THIS- THANKS TO SOME FORENSIC EVIDENCE, AND TEXT MSGS, AND FACEBOOK MSGS ALSO… SO NOW HE IS HIDING LIKE A FU**ING COWARD, TRYING TO AVOID PAYING FOR HIS ACTIONS! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CATCH THIS CHIMO BEFORE HE RAPES ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL! THE WORST PART- HE GAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL A DRD!!! HE IS LUCKY I DON’T KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS- I WOULD TAKE THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST- NICHOLAS ANTHONY SPARLIN DOB 06/25/81, [removed]- ON PAROLE IN CLACKAMAS COUNTY, OREGON- WANTED ON RAPE CHARGES! HIS PAROLE OFFICER IS JOSEPH SCOTT, , WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHERE HE CAN BE FOUND IF SOMEONE HAS INFO… AND, IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING THIS MONSTER A LITTLE PIECE OF YOUR MIND:  HIS WARRANT IS INTER-AGENCY, SO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN THE U.S. CAN MAKE AN ARREST!

Why’d you have to switch to caps like that?- nik



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There Are No Words

May 22, 2013 Hollywood, Oregon, Portland, The Dirty 148

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this guy regularly posts videos on youtube (most of which get banned). There are many ranging from him performing fellatio on a banana, to him abducting and raping/murdering women. I will post links to a few… and yeah, as the titled stated NO WORDS.

I just want to clarify that this is a STRAIGHT man sacrificing for the greater good. Ladies this is for you to learn and be educated.- nik



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The Queen and his Prince

May 13, 2013 Oregon, Portland 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two, Alec and Taylor, are the wannabe gay power couple of Portland. Alec decided to steal my ex-best friend away from me. Just because you shower your man with gifts and buy him whatever he wants, doesn’t make you the perfect man – you gremlin lookin’ thief. Nik, is there any advice you can give about clingy-ass boyfriends? I just don’t understand why any guy would want to stay with this twig. Taylor can do A LOT better.

Two handed self pics don’t lie…- nik



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His Nickname Is Dirty

May 7, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Oregon 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Thomas and he is the biggest man whore at University of Oregon. So far we have noticed that his type is girl… and he will try to get at every girl possible. Although he makes out with…everything he is a child when he sees the girl again. This guy acts like a middle schooler to girls and deserves to be put on blast for his immaturity. Would you hang out with someone that everyone calls Dirty as a nickname?

I can think of a few other, equally appropriate, nicknames for him.  I’ll give you a hint, they involve other greeks.- nik



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Slip and Slide

April 29, 2013 Oregon, Portland 4

HE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Andrea Foster AKA the whore of seven bar in Bend. I used to be her friend and she was a seemed like a very nice girl but ended up being the biggest back stabbing bitch I have ever known. She was so into being married and forced her husband to get engaged to her because she wanted to be married so bad. Six months later she cheated on her husband and ended up giving him the cl**. She denied ever having it and continued to sleep with multiple men, also spreading it to them. Recently a bouncer took her to his car for a quick bang and she woke up with redbull can stuck in her twat. How Dirty!!!

I don’t think that’s oregano hanging on the door knob.- nik



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Amanda Loomis

April 26, 2013 Cougars, Oregon, Portland 915

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Loomis. Every dirt ball in Eugene/Springfield has filled this one up. She is a two-time mom with kids from two different dads and isn’t dating either one of them anymore. Her food stamp face says it all… living off of the government is awesome, yeah? That atrocious tattoo on her chest is her daughters name… Probably why she takes it up the ass so much because no one wants to look at her daughter’s name while the fu*k her. She acts like she’s a big time photographer, but she wouldn’t even have a decent camera if she hadn’t scammed her ex to buy her one then cheat on him and move on to her next victim. She sits around on Facebook all day posting pictures of herself and trying to find some poor guy to mooch off and possibly give her a nice ring to pawn off after she dumps them. Most people should have figured this out already: you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. EUGENE, watch out for this one. She will stalk you and figure out how to make you think that she is the most perfect person in the world for you then cheat on you in a few months, tops. Among some of the disturbing shit she does: she will hide her relationship status when she is in a relationship so she can message other guys and make them think she’s single. If she’s feeling thirsty enough, she will delete or hide all of the pictures of her and “man” also. The sad part is, everyone sees this but the person shes dating. Not to mention she drives drunk with her kids in the car. She is a Class I sperm-thirsty mooch who is long overdue for a blasting.

What’s wrong with her tongue?- nik



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Persian Sloot

April 18, 2013 Oregon, Portland 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Nazli Radmanesh, she is a Persian girl who lives in Portland and a big time gold digger and a fcken looser because she has no job or school education. She is the biggest whore I have ever met. It only takes a good car and a fancy restaurant to fck her. She hangs out at couture, whisky, refuge and many other pdx clubs. She claims she can’t have a relation because her Dad is dying from cancer in Iran (BIGGEST LIE EVER not true) but she fucks guys around. She is fcking some Persian guy at the moment and spreading her chlamydia on him. She will fck any one for money, so if you have money and a nice car you have a huge chance to fuck this Persian slut….

Is that a thong or did she forget to shave.- nik



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