Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Karlee Deserves To Be A Dirty Celeb

October 21, 2012 Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 141 8,528 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Karlee.  I really think you need to consider making her a DC because she is perfect.  She is a college student, loves to party and loves the attention she receives since she is one of the hottest girls around.  You cannot deny how sexy of a woman she is.

Hottest? I feel like you submitted this from your phone and it auto-corrected the word heaviest to hottest.- nik

ALSO SEE: Are We That Boring In Portland



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Nasty Crusty Dickhead

October 18, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 3 6,866 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the trashiest person you will ever see. This hoe is known as Villegas Amador. Gets with everybody he can, has naked pictures of himself and sends to everyone. You always see him at the clubs in Portland every weekend with someone new making out or getting blowjobs, he has been kicked out of the clubs from rubbing with a random people on the floor with his pants and underwear half off, and for having sex in the bathroom, this guy is whore i cant name who he hasn’t gotten with. by the way he looks, im sure he has a type of disease he is always “sick”. Gets into random peoples cars he doesn’t know and fucks anybody & stays at people houses he doesn’t know, he has a kid at home and instead of wasting his weekend nights also wasting money on clubs n alcohol he should save that money n buy his kid some stuff and spend time with him.

The amount of detail he put in those eyebrows makes me think he’s for the gays.- nik



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Dirty Megan

October 8, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 113 9,966 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Megan is dirty. Shes done everything you could possibly imagine. From threesomes, to even the back door. Shes been doin this since she was like 13 and she loves the D. Nastiest girl ive ever come across for sure.

She should stick to sexting with clothes on, that’s for sure.- nik



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Adam’s Las Vegas Lover Needs To Read This

September 30, 2012 Las Vegas, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 220 31,976 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Adam’s Lover, DO YOU UNDERSTAND how big the baby is at that stage? It’s a little longer than an average adult hand and looks almost totally complete. It would literally be the same as hurting a 3 month old delivered baby. PLEASE SERIOUSLY…you’re doing the right thing by keeping Adam’s child. This baby will change your life. My daughter saved me from drugs and alcohol for 2 years now and is my complete source of joy. LOVE OF YOUR LIFE she or he will make you so happy and once you have him or her you’ll realize you can do it alone. I do and you’ll find you’ll never even want to leave them for 5 minutes. Having a father is pointless anyway. Stop your search for Adam and don’t listen to these abortion threats.

MM has there been any progress towards finding the father? Did my contact I sent you from the Paris Hotel help at all?- nik

Also See: Anyone Please Help Me Find Adam



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OSU Basketball Player Devon Collier Has A Daughter And A Dirty Greg

September 28, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 114 22,817 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, #44 on OSU’s basketball team, Devon, is a well-known sloot. In the past 2 years he’s gotten AROUND. Not only does he have multiple “girlfriends” at a time, he also has a daughter and a DIRTY Greg (probably from sleeping with leatherbags like Monika Strauss/Lindsey BigChin Yonich) Ladies beware: Stay away from this one.

Curious, is that one of John Starks’ bastards at the point?- nik



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Korynn Roberts

September 26, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon State, Portland, Vancouver-WA 6 6,709 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I present to you ladies and gentalmen vancouver/portland’s newest hoodrat gremlin hoe! korynn roberts!! first off this beezie thinks she’s above everyone and a little princess but she’s far from it, she sleeps with every dude she meets, she pops pills from thizz to vicadin(she gets it all from her drug dealer nate sheilds) who she f*cks for drugs. forget about all the other skanks and hoes you’ve heard about in vancouver she’s the queen bitch of them all! add her on facebook and find out for yourself!

Friends, a photoshoppers worst enemy.- nik



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