Womanizer In The Worst Way

April 5, 2013 Oregon State, Portland 10 5,659 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this young man is a really good liar and I just want to warn any ladies in Portland. He likes to have multiple relationships at once. He will lie and convince you that you are the only girl that he is seeing and that he is too busy to talk to females. He will go for girls that have a low self-esteem and then use them for sex and even ask them to “borrow” money and use their. He is 22 years old and just got his first job making hot dogs. He claims that he lives with his uncle but he actually house hops with a bunch of different females instead of just providing for himself. I just hope that no other trusting and understanding women have to deal with such a piece of shit like this.

I don’t think that bar-code stickers supposed to be left on..- nik



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Looks Like Someone Made A Porno

March 29, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Oregon State, Portland 125 15,150 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is Sarah Doerfler. She is already notorious for being dirty. There really arent many guys she HASN’T gotten with. Over spring break I stumbled across a video she probably wouldn’t want everyone to see. Just goes to show, don’t put stuff on the internet.

Something musta instigated the posting of the vid.  Comments will tell…- nik



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Dirty Sarah

February 28, 2013 Oregon State, Portland 66 9,112 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Sarah Mohler – this obnoxious slut spends her time at Impulse bar 24/7 getting completely wasted and trying to jump on any d*** she finds to please her wide hole of a vag. This girl pretends to have standards but all she is looking for is a good time every weekend and from some sources she has been spreading some DRD around. Stay away from her crusty girl.

Sounds like college to me.- nik



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Klamath Falls Douche Bag

January 9, 2013 Oregon State, Portland 6 9,935 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Douche Bag thinks he’s something kinda wonderful. He cheats on his hot ass girlfriend with little 18 year olds in town for the summer, he is a total jerk, and he honestly thinks he’s God’s gift to earth. He played baseball for OIT, which again, he thinks is spectacular, and he’s not great looking. He’s an ugly blonde kid who needs an attitude adjustment. I also have a theory that he’s for the gays…submitted pics for proof…thoughts?

That’s not the only matching outfits they have…- nik



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What Do I Do

November 25, 2012 Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 56 5,771 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a huge crush on this girl… shes seriously so awesome but she hasnt dated anyone for like 3-4 years or something because shes super picky.  What should I do to set myself apart and conquer her.

You really want to fight for that ghost, if she got a haircut you wouldn’t even think she is hot. Anyway, start with a card… something funny and not creepy. Tell her you are sick of her lesbian ways and it is time for her to have coffee with a real man.- nik



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Big Ball O’ Butta’

November 15, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 0 8,600 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the infamous Hailey Thomas, she also goes by the \”dirty penguin\”, best known for whoring it up around corvallis, albany, lebanon… really anywhere she can get a guy to look at her. She spreads her legs for pictures just as willingly as she does for guys. Having slept with 60+ guys she has no boundaries for where she\’ll pick a guy up, whether it be a married man from her job, guys from hook up sites, or just some random dude on the street who will give her a glance, anyone willing to actually put their d*** in her nasty unprotected v*****. Honestly, where does she find guys desperate enough?

Some girls will do anything for attention.- nik



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Bigcat Douchebag Rodriguez

October 26, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 23 7,643 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, This nikka right here calls himself bigcat and hes 18 years old and about 5’2 theres nothing big about this cat especially downstairs.He thinks he is hot shit and eveyone is madly in love with him REALITY CHECK your a loser.He hangs out with a midget to make himself feel like a bigger man. Dont fall for his alley cat games he has something you don’t want and you cant get rid of. He F**ks a new girl everyday and i dont know what they see in him he only lasts a min 30 seconds.He has the stupidest tattoo’s ever a fcking ironman tattoo what are you 13? what are you going to say when your 40? He is immature and childish can you say peter pan ? haha never want to grow up. silly watching this kid hold a Beer thinks hes so hard but he has to use both of his lil hands to hold one beer.i know children that can hold a beer better than him. FOREST GROVE THROW AARON FAGGET RODRIGUEZ AWAY, hes a worthless excuse for a man. Ladies would you be with him?

I don’t wanna know what those 2 are doing under the table together, dude already has a frail forgy body type.- nik



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Karlee Deserves To Be A Dirty Celeb

October 21, 2012 Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 145 8,792 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Karlee.  I really think you need to consider making her a DC because she is perfect.  She is a college student, loves to party and loves the attention she receives since she is one of the hottest girls around.  You cannot deny how sexy of a woman she is.

Hottest? I feel like you submitted this from your phone and it auto-corrected the word heaviest to hottest.- nik

ALSO SEE: Are We That Boring In Portland



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