Karlee Deserves To Be A Dirty Celeb

October 21, 2012 Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 145

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Karlee.  I really think you need to consider making her a DC because she is perfect.  She is a college student, loves to party and loves the attention she receives since she is one of the hottest girls around.  You cannot deny how sexy of a woman she is.

Hottest? I feel like you submitted this from your phone and it auto-corrected the word heaviest to hottest.- nik

ALSO SEE: Are We That Boring In Portland

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Nasty Crusty Dickhead

October 18, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the trashiest person you will ever see. This hoe is known as Villegas Amador. Gets with everybody he can, has naked pictures of himself and sends to everyone. You always see him at the clubs in Portland every weekend with someone new making out or getting blowjobs, he has been kicked out of the clubs from rubbing with a random people on the floor with his pants and underwear half off, and for having sex in the bathroom, this guy is whore i cant name who he hasn’t gotten with. by the way he looks, im sure he has a type of disease he is always “sick”. Gets into random peoples cars he doesn’t know and fucks anybody & stays at people houses he doesn’t know, he has a kid at home and instead of wasting his weekend nights also wasting money on clubs n alcohol he should save that money n buy his kid some stuff and spend time with him.

The amount of detail he put in those eyebrows makes me think he’s for the gays.- nik

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Dirty Megan

October 8, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 119

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Megan is dirty. Shes done everything you could possibly imagine. From threesomes, to even the back door. Shes been doin this since she was like 13 and she loves the D. Nastiest girl ive ever come across for sure.

She should stick to sexting with clothes on, that’s for sure.- nik

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Adam’s Las Vegas Lover Needs To Read This

September 30, 2012 Las Vegas, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 221

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Adam’s Lover, DO YOU UNDERSTAND how big the baby is at that stage? It’s a little longer than an average adult hand and looks almost totally complete. It would literally be the same as hurting a 3 month old delivered baby. PLEASE SERIOUSLY…you’re doing the right thing by keeping Adam’s child. This baby will change your life. My daughter saved me from drugs and alcohol for 2 years now and is my complete source of joy. LOVE OF YOUR LIFE she or he will make you so happy and once you have him or her you’ll realize you can do it alone. I do and you’ll find you’ll never even want to leave them for 5 minutes. Having a father is pointless anyway. Stop your search for Adam and don’t listen to these abortion threats.

MM has there been any progress towards finding the father? Did my contact I sent you from the Paris Hotel help at all?- nik

Also See: Anyone Please Help Me Find Adam

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OSU Basketball Player Devon Collier Has A Daughter And A Dirty Greg

September 28, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 115

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, #44 on OSU’s basketball team, Devon, is a well-known sloot. In the past 2 years he’s gotten AROUND. Not only does he have multiple “girlfriends” at a time, he also has a daughter and a DIRTY Greg (probably from sleeping with leatherbags like Monika Strauss/Lindsey BigChin Yonich) Ladies beware: Stay away from this one.

Curious, is that one of John Starks’ bastards at the point?- nik

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Korynn Roberts

September 26, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon State, Portland, Vancouver-WA 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I present to you ladies and gentalmen vancouver/portland’s newest hoodrat gremlin hoe! korynn roberts!! first off this beezie thinks she’s above everyone and a little princess but she’s far from it, she sleeps with every dude she meets, she pops pills from thizz to vicadin(she gets it all from her drug dealer nate sheilds) who she f*cks for drugs. forget about all the other skanks and hoes you’ve heard about in vancouver she’s the queen bitch of them all! add her on facebook and find out for yourself!

Friends, a photoshoppers worst enemy.- nik

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Crazy Fat Stalker

August 20, 2012 Oregon, Oregon State 21

Crazy Fat Stalker

Crazy Fat Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl was once married to my now boyfriend. She stalks me on facebook, texting me, and actually went to my house were I had to call the police on her and get a restraining order against her! She is 28 years old and looks like she is 40. I am a young 20 year old that is with her ex and she can’t get over that. She lost weight and now thinks she is hot sh*t. All she does is go to bars and drink and try to get with guys. She is the most inmature 28 year old that I have ever known.

I’m guessing she took these pills to lose weight.- nik

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Oregon State Waterboy

August 14, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oregon State, Portland 78

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael Moyer. He is literally the joke of Salem. He is disgusting. He had a beautiful girlfriend from a good family yet continually chose to keep f*cking her over for trolls. He thinks he’s untouchable and after walking on the Oregon State basketball team this past year (where he is currently redshirting) he decided to become ghetto and got multiple bible verse tattoos. He is not ghetto whatsoever, his parents are some of the wealthiest people in town and he went to the wealthiest high school in the Salem District. People continually mock him behind his back for how smart and conniving he thinks he is. He fu*ked two trolls and more than likely others while acting like the pathological liar he is to his girlfriend who thankfully has moven on from him. I would love the chance to date his ex, me and my buddies think she is one of the hottest girls in Salem. The blonde girl in the black who he was holding from behind is his ex.

Easy Usher, you’re a high school peaker.  Trying to hard will add to that embarrassment.- nik

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