Oregon State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Oregon State Waterboy

August 14, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oregon State, Portland 78

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael Moyer. He is literally the joke of Salem. He is disgusting. He had a beautiful girlfriend from a good family yet continually chose to keep f*cking her over for trolls. He thinks he’s untouchable and after walking on the Oregon State basketball team this past year (where he is currently redshirting) he decided to become ghetto and got multiple bible verse tattoos. He is not ghetto whatsoever, his parents are some of the wealthiest people in town and he went to the wealthiest high school in the Salem District. People continually mock him behind his back for how smart and conniving he thinks he is. He fu*ked two trolls and more than likely others while acting like the pathological liar he is to his girlfriend who thankfully has moven on from him. I would love the chance to date his ex, me and my buddies think she is one of the hottest girls in Salem. The blonde girl in the black who he was holding from behind is his ex.

Easy Usher, you’re a high school peaker.  Trying to hard will add to that embarrassment.- nik



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How Big Should I Go

June 29, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty 44

How big??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve just finished nursing my second kiddo and I’m left with nothing… I’m 95 pounds and 5’4, I want 2+’s but unsure on what size…I’d love you opion! DA Strong!

450cc’s makes for hot moms, anything less is uncivilized.- nik



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Ginger Wannabe Lingerie Model

May 29, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 149

Ginger wannabe lingerie model

Ginger wannabe lingerie model

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, talk about ugly! This chick, Tiffany Schmidt, is a wannabe lingerie model. She entered herself in a contest to model bras, if you can believe that. She is fat, ugly, and worst of all she’s a ginger. Tiffany, please put your clothes back on. Whoever told you that you were attractive was lying to you.

If you have to crop out your body you are not a model!- nik



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Blake Is The Scum Of The Earth

May 28, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 27

Blake is the scum of the earth

Blake is the scum of the earth

Blake is the scum of the earth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Blake Lofgren. And the pretty girl he is pictured with is his girlfriend Lauren. Lauren is in a relationship with this cheating lying molly poppin *ss for far too long. She literally has NO idea. He puts up such an act when she comes to visit him and a day later his dick ends up in someone else. I know of at least 6 girls that he has f*cked behind her back, repeatedly. If this was anyone else I wouldn’t say a word. But this girl does NOT deserve this. F*CK YOU Blake. I hope she finds this before you do, time to be called out since you’re is too much of a coward to man up.

He’ll try and pull the photoshoot card…don’t believe it, dimples here is no model.- nik



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World’s Worst Dad

May 23, 2012 Dirty Predator, Oregon State, Portland 15

World's Worst Dad! Ladies Beware!

World's Worst Dad! Ladies Beware!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot cannot keep his dick in his pants. He lies about everything! I only know this from experience and he lied to me saying that he did not even have a baby! Truth is he’s had like 9 girls get abortions and only one actually has his kid! He sleeps with anyone and everyone even fat sluoos. He thinks he’s so hot but he’s a disgusting pig! He’s so fat but thinks he is buff! He’s really just a p*ssy who likes to pick on his tiny gf. He has a major issue with the fact he has a tiny p*nis! Also, he drinks so much that he picks a fight with anyone then gets his *ss kicked because he is a pansy. He’s a total predator to young stupid girls. Also he runs around with a stripper who is like 90 lbs and she gives him money. He tries getting money off everyone and never has a job at the age of 21ish! Ridiculous! He is the one in the middle. The one to the left is Casey Hadley, Who is probably having a bisexual relationship with! The one to the left is a huge junkie Dillon Border The picture of the two people is him and his “baby momma”, he calls her fat all the time and is a huge d*ck to her! He says so much sh*t behind her back! like that she’s crazy and stuff but she’s actually pretty quiet from what i have heard! Poor girl is like 7 months pregnant and he’s mean to her like that! Wow, ladies beware of this guy! He will only bring heartache into your life. Thanks Nik.

That tribals a good sign of his douchiness.  I’d also like to know why he has stretch marks, he’s not the one who gave birth…- nik



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Dirty Clubbin Sloot

May 18, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 1

Dirty Clubbin Sloot

Dirty Clubbin Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has gotta be one of the dirtiest girls i’ve seen out. She does whatever she can to get it in and somehow she does. She got all up on a buddy of mine and was disgusting it was like that scene in deliverance before i got him outta there. Just a dirty nasty sloot.

Her teeth looks like bricks of cheese.  Havarti to be precise.- nik



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OSU Wrestle Wannabe

May 10, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 18

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake. Whether he is lying to one of his three girlfriends (Briana, Molly and Meagan) or he is trying to convince anything that’s a female to sleep with him, he is a sleaze. He lies to girls telling them he is on the OSU Wrestling team just so he can get in their pants. He not someone you want to get involved with him, also he has a small…

Why would you wanna admit, more so pretend, you wrestle guys.- nik



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Beware Of Creepy Douche

May 8, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 40

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this guy at parties all the time, one time he got super drunk and told me all this douche baggy stuff. This guy is a total weirdo who thinks he is hot stuff. He hits on girls all the time and can’t take a hint. He also has a girlfriend in another city that he cheats on all the time. Even though he isn’t in a fraternity, he acts like he is all the time. He thinks his eyes are gods gift to the world. Recently he has been hitting on all the freshman at the 18 and over bar. Total douche.

Back seat riders + 20-30k’s millionaires.- nik



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