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Dirty Clubbin Sloot

May 18, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 1 9,764 Views

Dirty Clubbin Sloot

Dirty Clubbin Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has gotta be one of the dirtiest girls i’ve seen out. She does whatever she can to get it in and somehow she does. She got all up on a buddy of mine and was disgusting it was like that scene in deliverance before i got him outta there. Just a dirty nasty sloot.

Her teeth looks like bricks of cheese.  Havarti to be precise.- nik



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OSU Wrestle Wannabe

May 10, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 18 6,559 Views

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake. Whether he is lying to one of his three girlfriends (Briana, Molly and Meagan) or he is trying to convince anything that’s a female to sleep with him, he is a sleaze. He lies to girls telling them he is on the OSU Wrestling team just so he can get in their pants. He not someone you want to get involved with him, also he has a small…

Why would you wanna admit, more so pretend, you wrestle guys.- nik



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Beware Of Creepy Douche

May 8, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 40 7,186 Views

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this guy at parties all the time, one time he got super drunk and told me all this douche baggy stuff. This guy is a total weirdo who thinks he is hot stuff. He hits on girls all the time and can’t take a hint. He also has a girlfriend in another city that he cheats on all the time. Even though he isn’t in a fraternity, he acts like he is all the time. He thinks his eyes are gods gift to the world. Recently he has been hitting on all the freshman at the 18 and over bar. Total douche.

Back seat riders + 20-30k’s millionaires.- nik



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Payback Sucks

May 2, 2012 Oregon State, The Dirty 21 7,330 Views

Mona, the epitome of faggot

Mona, the epitome of faggot

Mona, the epitome of faggot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This guy has been putting sl*ts on blast for the last 6 years. No one has bothered to put this idiot on the podium. He is a piece of sh*t. I’ve seen him run though girls like a door nob, yet every girl is bout 300 pounds on the regular. I can only hope he learns his lesson once he gets the DRD. No joke, this kid thinks he can say whatever he wants and get away with it. Oregon state doesn’t like you. What do you think brother?

What is wrong with tattoos in English?- nik



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Some Girls Love To Party

April 27, 2012 Eugene, Oregon State, The Dirty 23 7,891 Views

thirsty for a coke a cola

thirsty for a coke a cola

thirsty for a coke a cola

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these girls used to be pretty cool until their noses took over their minds. You’re not pretty if you lose integrity over white powdery stuff. It disgusting the way they act now. Sydney in particular sl*ts all over guys when shes out and cheats all the time. Brittney… well shes happy with anything inside her. Stefan her bf is pretty much a huge sleaze bag who lies all the time and hits on me in particular. Notice how Sydney and Brittney lost weight over the years. Must have been all those raves. Quit trying so hard to look better too. Its not working and you should check out your acne you cover and nasty noses first. Syd quit trying, you used to be cute.

The chick on the left (blonde) bottom image is 3 procedures away from greatness.- nik



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Who Would You Rather

April 26, 2012 Oregon State 6 7,586 Views

Who would you rather? Both? No problem.

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m not sure who they are but I hear they are the blossoming sluts of Oregon State.

Neither; one has pit hair and the others stomach folds in on itself.- nik



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