THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m not sure who they are but I hear they are the blossoming sluts of Oregon State.
Neither; one has pit hair and the others stomach folds in on itself.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these bitches are one of a kind, i have been watching these bitches from day one, and they love to go to house parties with no panties or g strings. According to some sources these bitches have fcked multiple athletes at oregon state and they love to get fcked on some other shit, dont believe me once you see them look at them in their eyes and you will know what i am talking about. These SKANKY HOES originally started fcking at the bars and worked there way to house parties,these girls are so dirty that they don’t even know, guys please beware from these nasty girls. For there sake please help them .
That one chick looks like Popeye with a big forehead instead of chin.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you looked up douche on urbandictionary.com this guy’s picture would appear not once, not twice, but all over the f*cking page. He refers to himself as “the plumber” because of how much “pipe he lays” and no one finds it funny but himself. You can usually find him creeping around greek row on the weekends attempting to swoon sorority girls with grotesque pick-up lines. A little birdie told me his dick closely resembles a rotten banana: shriveled up, brown, and curved to the left. though he claims to “lay the pipe” all around town, god knows he’s gotten lucky maybe once or twice in his pathetic life. Girls, stay away.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl used to be so nice and sweet, and now she went to college and now she is wh*re! She sleeps with guys all the time, and she lives at frat houses. she cheats on her boyfriend and now has other boyfriends she hangs with her other frat girls Alyssa and Emily!!! She lives in the frats, i can count about 4 she goes to every weekend and all the guys always have something to say to her only if this girl knew what was coming to her! And someone needs to tell her to eat cause that body is nasty. Ha i wish some guy would put her in her place and stop shoving her body down people throats! #frat-hungry.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this campus is about as fun as a limp Greg during winter term. So lets liven it up with a fun old fashioned award show. The majority of the hotties and sl*ts on campus can be found on greek row and they all have they’re own reputations. So we would like to bring the first annual sorority awards on TheDirty. Lets begin nominations in the comments for the following- Hottest sg, Biggest jersey chaser, biggest frat sl*t, biggest toilet hugger, and freshman of the year. Award winners will be announced before SB.
I like the blonde girl in the red shirt.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for everyone who doesn’t already know about this stuck up sl*t, she is Dixie Davidson. She tries too hard to be a lot things including a trashy amateur model, bartender, and is far from intelligent. Proof yet again that covering your face in foundation and make-up won’t make you look any better than the other trashy self conscience h*e bags. Just quit trying, you might get less negative things said about you. You can’t ever get her to smile even if you come to her to get a drink, which is why my friends and I will never go there again, and will encourage others to do the same. Another one of Sebastian’s failed attempts at helping the bar stay above float. She always has a bitchy and pissed off look on her face and no one gets why. Is her life so bad that she can’t ever be happy? It is sad that she has cheated on her boyfriend with multiple athletes that give her attention only because they know she puts out. Nik, please help us get her to act like a better person before she ruins her reputation even more.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik….. I saw this come up on my Facebook newsfeed and I almost lost my breakfast. The worst part? This trashy act is based out of a disgusting kiddie club called “venue 126″.. Ick! When are they going to learn that this is why they attract the garbage chicks that they do? I usually wouldn’t go as far as to post something like this, but common… get it together. If you let a picture get posted that looks like this, you are going to get bashed. This chicks name is Jessica Hardy, and she’s apparently “proud” of this photo saying she had the “best birthday ever” and all the guys on the photo are talking about how he needs to “give her a birthday present now”. Disgusting… I am appalled that any nightclub would post this, and I’m even more appalled that any girl would think that this is okay. Shame on Portland. Needless to say, I’ve never seen something more dirty potential in my life.
Public penetration is cool in Portland.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Muff is a legend within the NORPAC hockey league in Montana, Washington, Wyoming, and Oregon. Melissa Birdsong takes chaws fatter than most of the guys she’s been with. Anyone in the league knows her as muff. She hangs out with her follower Beowulf and “If you drop your gloves, she drops her panties.” Grade A puck slut. Any possible players better hurry up, her 20 year old season is next year, then the legend will age out!