THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this campus is about as fun as a limp Greg during winter term. So lets liven it up with a fun old fashioned award show. The majority of the hotties and sl*ts on campus can be found on greek row and they all have they’re own reputations. So we would like to bring the first annual sorority awards on TheDirty. Lets begin nominations in the comments for the following- Hottest sg, Biggest jersey chaser, biggest frat sl*t, biggest toilet hugger, and freshman of the year. Award winners will be announced before SB.

I like the blonde girl in the red shirt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for everyone who doesn’t already know about this stuck up sl*t, she is Dixie Davidson. She tries too hard to be a lot things including a trashy amateur model, bartender, and is far from intelligent. Proof yet again that covering your face in foundation and make-up won’t make you look any better than the other trashy self conscience h*e bags. Just quit trying, you might get less negative things said about you. You can’t ever get her to smile even if you come to her to get a drink, which is why my friends and I will never go there again, and will encourage others to do the same. Another one of Sebastian’s failed attempts at helping the bar stay above float. She always has a bitchy and pissed off look on her face and no one gets why. Is her life so bad that she can’t ever be happy? It is sad that she has cheated on her boyfriend with multiple athletes that give her attention only because they know she puts out. Nik, please help us get her to act like a better person before she ruins her reputation even more.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik….. I saw this come up on my Facebook newsfeed and I almost lost my breakfast. The worst part? This trashy act is based out of a disgusting kiddie club called “venue 126″.. Ick! When are they going to learn that this is why they attract the garbage chicks that they do? I usually wouldn’t go as far as to post something like this, but common… get it together. If you let a picture get posted that looks like this, you are going to get bashed. This chicks name is Jessica Hardy, and she’s apparently “proud” of this photo saying she had the “best birthday ever” and all the guys on the photo are talking about how he needs to “give her a birthday present now”. Disgusting… I am appalled that any nightclub would post this, and I’m even more appalled that any girl would think that this is okay. Shame on Portland. Needless to say, I’ve never seen something more dirty potential in my life.

Public penetration is cool in Portland.- nik