Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Person We Know As Cy-FI

January 29, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Pitt, Pittsburgh 45 9,951 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara Lubecki, goes by the name Cy Samael or DJ CYFI. She/he is known for her failed attempts to be significant in the Pittsburgh scene. In all honesty, she is auto sync dj that awkwardly pumps her fist and seeks the favor of jailbait kids in an attempt to feel youthful. She has been posted here many times and still does not get the message that she is making Pittsburgh and its scene look very undesirable. Her over the top addiction to drugs have more than taken its toll on her and she needs to back up and get some help, stop trying to impress everyone and grow as a person. The club night she runs is mediocre at best and will fail just like everything else she has attempted has. She needs to stop living off her boys talents and claiming them as her own and get some help with her issues as well as her addictions. She has been at rock bottom for too long.

How hard can it be to make it in the Pittsburgh scene?



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Just Another Pitt Girl

January 29, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 17 8,086 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there really isn’t too much of a fun story here; this dirty little wh*re was on OKC and we chatted; I always do a reverse image search on girls to make sure I’m not getting cat fished and it came up with some very dirty posts on Craigslist; she wants to be trained and things of those nature.   Here’s your chance Kelsey Swetman.

Sounds like college.- nik

 



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Obsessive Personallity

January 18, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 171 9,203 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik”.WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT”? this is slutty jessica that is overly obsessed with drugs and wil do any little thing for any type of drugs. she is a bimbo hippo! she is always in and out of jail/ her whole life. scum to the maxx! an embarrassment to society and not even the jail wanted her stinky obesis overweight slamhog self. she chows down 5 whoppers a day but she will run around the whole entire state of pennsylvania just to get a some food. you tell her to do something she will do it for food and or drugs. she is a c*kehead worse then the average drug addict. its hilarious that not even the jail wanted her but they had no other choice. she is a whopping 300 lbs maybe even more. WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO DATE HER? if you do oh my gosh you are such a sik minded retard that dosent think very highly of themselves. she also lets guys run trians on her for a little bit of money for her next tripple whoppers!

Her face looks like it was run through that Iphone ap.- nik



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Little Alexis Allison

January 9, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 26 8,010 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is alexis allison. She is the most annoying, think shes so hott asian. She is probably the biggest whore in the state of pa. She thinks she has friends but really they talk shit on her all the time. She thinks shes so cool because she can go out and party and post pictures of her smoking weed and drinking alcohol. OH MY GOD. How cool are you really? She hates when people make fun of her but its okay for her to make fun of other girls. She is disgusting, shes been with more guys than you can count on your fingers and toes. HA. She thinks shes so big and bad, but she has previously been hit buy guys. Lol. If you think shes a whore, your right, this bitch has been toed! she is a top knotch dirty whore. You cant trust her. she is a bad example to her little brother and i hope her parents are pround

Squeezing an extra bra size outta your chest has its downsides (wrinkly pits).- nik



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Not So Sexi Lexi

January 4, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 127 6,614 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, So lexi allison is a slut from north hills who sucks her little brothers dick for fun while she doesn’t have other dicks to occupy her disgusting mouth. She has 3 diseases, has fcked 57 guys and the number grows as you read this. She contantly has cm in or around her mouth and she can fit her whole arm in her vagina. She likes to pick up guys with lines like “wanna fck me and shit all over my face while i tongue ur butt hole” she also was born with a penis and whores around to make herself feel like more of a girl. this girl has more enemies then friends, and more bodies then a 50 year old prostitute. her penis really hurt my asshole. she thinks being a “playa” will bring guys to her attention but guys tend to stray away from girls whose vaginas look like chipped ham and smell like wholeys fish factory. when she was little her daddy raped her and smashed a pan against her face that’s why she looks like a pig.Till this day her dad still fcks her but its not considered rape anymore because she asks for it every night. now her and her dad are not getting a long cause she is to loose for him to fuck her anymore, and he walked in on her fcking her dog and shoving her gold fish up her fee fee. she’s obssesed with fcking animals and she’s clearly an animal herself… she loves when guys cunt punt her. shes needs to understand that the only reason people ask you to go to parties is to either a) make fun of you or b) fck you. She thinks she sooo cool cause she fcked t millz when he actually tried kill?**g himself after because he found cr*bs in his pubic hairs. stay away from lexi or else u might get raped by her dick and her vagina that hangs like a wizard’s sleeve.

Nice 6-pack.- nik



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Her Daughter Doesn’t Know Mom

January 4, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 30 9,136 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is natalie mcCloskey shes the nastiest tramp in all of Pittsburgh. she is hooked on h**oine bad and will fck anyone for money or for her next high. she has a daughter to this other dead beat geoff and her daughter is 4 and she doesnt even no who her mom is because natalie is such a whore and doesnt live with her daughter and left her poor mother to take care of her. natalies daughter calls natalies mother mom and you no thats pretty sad. natalie has chla**ia and he**tis c so to all the guys out there be aware. natalie is curently pregnant to another guy and she already is dating someone other then her babies dad while shes pregnant thats just gross. thats the guy in the top pic whose dating her while shes pregnant with another mans kid. hes desperate as fck for messin with a girl whose preggnant and the baby isnt even his. yes natalie is pregnant and is fckin another guy other then her babies dad . nik you need to put this whore on blast and let her no to drop the h**oine and go take care of her daughter so her mom doesnt have to. also look up natalie on google and a post will come up how she was arested for he**8ine

Its for the best.- nik



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