Pitt | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Sloot in The 412

October 31, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Come on Pittsburgh. We all know this skank. Classless, sleep-with-any-dude she hangs out with dumb broad. Just to clear things up to her “boyfriend” you r being cheated on, sweetie. What makes ya think you could change this sloot? This isn’t the first time this chick has been on the dirty. She continues to be a slut, so why not let it be known. She’s a loser with no career and she’s pushing 25 soon…time to grow up. Waitressing your whole life won’t get you far. Nd ur little side jobs of suckin dick wont get u any further either. Besides more ***s to add to ur never ending collection. Keep. Your. Legs. Shut. No one wants the cl*p you’ve been spreading around monroeville n pittsburgh. PS for as many selfies u take u think ur pics would turn out cuter…ure one ugly slut. I had to crop the poor girl out u were tagged in the pic with to save her the embarrassment of being associated with u

Guilty by association.- nik

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Confused Attention Seeker

October 25, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad, sorry, confused soul is Caitlyn Brown from Pittsburgh. (Bellevue actually) She is a racially confused attention seeking whore. Sometimes she’s white, black, mixed, Hawaiian or some combination of all. Her mom is white, her dad is black. Sounds easy to figure out to me, but she’s so confused. At one point, she switched to a city school, Alderdice, and was acting soooo ghetto black it was unbelievable. Then she became some type of “hippie, wildflower , lover.” So during that phase, she decided to get some weakass dread locks for like 2 months. All she did was post pics and call herself a “dread head”,…. Yeah, Idk. Now, out of no where she thinks she’s a Wiccan or some type of witch….. She posts pictures of these stupid spell books, cauldrons, and spices. This girl is soooo thirsty for attention. Every two days she’s posting about wanting a girlfriend, boyfriend, getting laid, now she’s posting about not having any friends etc. She has a high body count of at least 15 different guys and 5 girls. She used to claim to be a rapper and be in the studio, then she was an American Eagle model but no one could ever find real pictures of her. She posts basic ass pictures in bras trying to get attention, but she has a body of a 12 year old. Nik, please help me try to find mental health help for her.

Dreads don’t make you look better, they make you look easier, which is the reason for the increase in attention.- nik

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Sad Dan

October 15, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dan Komenda. I would have posted him earlier but he threated legal action towards his exgirlfriend if any of her friends defamed him. I want on the record that I am not his exgirlfriend, she is unaware I am posting, she has advised against it, but everything I am about to say is the TRUTH and he truly deserved to be defamed. Dan is almost 30 years old, still living with his mom, still obsessed with dinosaurs and still in love with his exgirlfriend, Allison. Dan and Allison were together for 7 months. Allison broke up with Dan 6 months ago. Allison moved on and is dating a great man she is very happy with. Dan continuously tries to contact Allison. After being told multiple times that she wants no contact and blocking his cell phone, home phone, work phone and even his mom’s phone number, Dan just can’t get the fact the Allison is not coming back. He has resulted in emails. Love emails, hate emails, “I forgive you “emails, “I want you back” emails. His last email is the cause of this whole post. You see, this break up has impacted Dan’s life so much that he started to see a psychiatrist, at the suggestion of a friend. Dan’s emails have included statements such as his psychiatrist thinks that Allison is bipolar and her current relationship is not serious. His last email just sent me over the edge. He said his psychiatrist thinks that he and Allison should go to therapy TOGETHER. Ex-couples therapy. I don’t know what Dan is telling his psychiatrist but that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
Since Allison is such a respectful woman, she refused to give me Dans email address for two reasons. Reason #1, it will add fuel to Dans never-ending-love fire, resulting in more emails and reason #2, I would make him cry. So Nik, please deliver my message for me: Dan, you need to move on. You have almost been broken up longer than you were together. I know Allison is wonderful, and I also know that she was your first real girlfriend but you just gotta get over it, man. Your obsessiveness is scary. I’m happy you are getting professional help but the fact you are actually getting professional help for a breakup that lasted 7 months means that you really do have some screws loose. Please stop contacting Allison. She has told you multiple times to stop. She does not want to go to therapy with you. She is in a SERIOUS, healthy relationship. She has moved on. Stop trying; it’s honestly NEVER going to happen again. Maybe if you grow up, move out of your mom’s house and stop playing with dinosaurs, you will find your true love, but it isn’t Allison, so give up buddy. PS. Please try to take legal action for this post. Please get your lawyer, your psychiatrist and your mom all together in a room and cry to them about how you can’t deal with a break up. Just leave Allison alone. At first it was funny, now it’s just sad. You are sad. Grow up. Move on. Thank you.

How do you maintain a relationship while living at your parents?- nik

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UPDATE: Thristy Northside Chick

October 15, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 137

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heres an update on Jill Morinello she was recently posted. This girl is nothing but pure white trash and so is her entire family, I have attached pics of her 2 sisters Maria Harangozo (mustache having, crazy googly eyed dope fein). And Sondra Rector (seriously in need of a dentist stat). As you can see the pics speak for themselves. With these girls the apple didnt fall far from the tree, they are all just like their mom..Drug addicts, they all have kids with all different dads just like mommy. None of them have managed to get a man willing to put a ring on it. Just men that use them as doormats is about all they can get. Purple crayon lovers. They all swear they are gorgeous and can have any man they want lmfao. Ew. They all need to invest in treadmills, dentists and get jobs! Stop living off state assistance and get their shit together. I feel bad for all their children!

I don’t remember the teeth.  Last posted musta been kind enough not to include a close-up.- nik

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Thirsty Northside Chick

September 23, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 367

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Jill Morinello, typical Northside Gutter trash. She’s about to be 30yrs old and still acting as if shes in her teens. She goes out partying and clubbing everynight, leaving her 2 kids with whoever she can. Both her kids have different dads, her first kid is half black. Neither one of the fathers want shit to do with her pyscho stalker ass. She dont mind being a homewrecking whore, and constantly has her kids around a new dude. Even moved her kids in some random dudes house. She dont have shit of her own, but loves to act as if she has everything. Shes always been a mooch, using people to get by. Shes always running her mouth starting shit. Acts like shes tough. But when it comes down to it she runs tha other way! She lies and steals. Men of Pgh beware if you smash this lil midget purple crayon lover she WILL stalk your entire life. She needs to stop worrying so much about having a man and focus on how NOT to be a deadbeat mom. She needs to get her shit together and stop spreading her legs to any dude who smiles at her. She used to be a decent looking girl until she left herself get all fat. She could also use a trip or 3 or 4 to the dentist! Someone please let her know its time to grow up, act her age and be a mother!

Stop confusing your children.- nik

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Carol Ruhl

September 23, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Carol Ruhl she is a nasty her**n addicted smack dealer. Who would fck this disgusting junkie troll?
If her man cant buy her dope to keep her happy she starts looking for the closest DICK SHE CAN SUCK FOR DRUGS. She screwed her way up the junkie ladder until she landed herself a dealer who could keep her high 24/7. She is A WHORE FOR HER**N. She convinced her ex boyfriend (the last decent guy she dated) to bail her out of jail last year. Unfortunately the guy died later last year. So i guess she saw that as a get out of jail FREE CARD and skipped her bail. I guess she figured since he didnt need the money anymore….She went to University Of Pittsburgh for Environmentalism . Apparently has quite a few people convinced that she is a good person. Shes a scum sucking drug dealer who hangs out at Narcotics Anonymous meetings to sell dope to weak people who are trying to get clean.

I don’t understand why junkies just don’t get a job for their fix, be a weekend warrior and save themselves some dignity.- nik

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Dumpster Diver Darla

August 28, 2013 Cougars, Pitt, Pittsburgh 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Darla Rhodandeena Bryan was in a halfway house in Shadyside and overdosed on Heroine. She is the Original Junkie. She went from escorting at Naughty thoughts and Playmates to free lance knob slobbing and cell phone 4 somes. She has been caught banging out strangers in dumpsters, falling all over kids at the Dawson piers, strung out so bad shes 32 and looks 80! She has and genital  and fails to tell everyone she is with! Her sister went as far as posting the picts on Facebook because she robbed her family and pawned her mothers urn for dope. This toothless Rock monster is the ass of everyone’s jokes! She has hooked from Greensburg to Jacob’s Creek and now shes in Gateway in Aliquippa. She was busted for hustling welfare paid methadone and snitched half of western Pa out. She is in hiding. She sucks and Flucks her way to the next high. Its pathetic how she will beg and do favors for a beer at a bar! She lost her kids to CYS and lies to people saying her cousin has them. she is a pathetic waste of life and anything but a beautiful disaster. She is a bisexual bull dyke and how anyone can stomach her foul odor is beyond me. She makes fresh manure smell good! RUN IF YOU SEE THIS RATCHET SKANK,SHE IS HIGHLY INFECTIOUS and has a voice worse than DMX!

Real name Darren.  I decided.- nik

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Black Ms Piggy

July 23, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ogre is Keya Tucker. Firstly this girl likes to bash people on here when she is the one who needs to be busted out! She is the biggest whore I ever met ! She even hooked up with her own cousin. She also has done web cam shows for weed and beer. Pathetic right! She used her ex to get access to backstage at shows where she would blow dudes and let guys piss on her. This fat ogre looking pig has smashed up teeth, dirty weave and a puss that’s wider than the liberty tunnels. She smells like rotten fish and she doesn’t shower unless she is looking to f#k. She is a cheater, liar, and a dirty crank whore! I love how she was trying to tell everyone she was on Molly when she was actually doing Tylenol. This bitch is just a busted ass skank with a ugly face to match her personality! She thinks every white guy wants on that so nik would you?

She must be a great promoter if she got people to watch her web show…- nik

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