THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This is Felicia. Her friend has been on this site before. People claim that she is a fake and someone run’s her facebook but i can tell you from expirence she is NOT a fake person, she is very real. Felicia runs around with some douche bag named Stephen. They both party 7x a week and do c*ke and smoke pot. Felicia is such a fake b*tch. She lives off her parents (who give her money to live on her own). Her little boyfriend Stephen is such a sweet talker and will do anything to get down your pants. Those 2 make a perfect couple. Felicia and Stephen are trash of Pittsburgh. They can be found at Bar Room on friday evenings as well as Diesel on Saturday’s. What parents get there daugther a boob job for a highschool graduation present? She think’s she is the hottest thing in the 412 when in reality she is a butter face sloot. I seriously cannot stand Felicia and now Stephen. I knew Stephen when he was living in Vegas and I thought he was a cool kid until he moved back to Pittsburgh and now is hanging out with that wh*re, Felicia.

Parents who realize they didn’t raise a college grad get their daughters +2′s, how else will they make it in life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lori Walkingfeather. Another fine specimen of Pittsburgh white trash. Her crew consists of a circus sideshow with (from left to right) Dickballs T. Barbarian, DJ Terrorlize, DJ Avernus, and Meisha Rose. She goes around Pittsburgh spitting in your face words that are unrecognizable, while flashing her sagging old tits around. Her bf or whatever he is, CZ is a pedophile. They get these young girls to come over and have “fight club” in which they get naked and hit each other while CZ films it all. Its disgusting. She also is a fb friend collector in order to get these young girls. What do you think Nik?

Why does she look like that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this right here is Jill Pennetti. She’s a former cheerleader gone trashy. Once a sweet 16 princess now one of the rave scenes dirtiest subjects. You can find her at any party doing any drug she can get her hands on. She’s out of control. She will fuck anyone that feeds her enough alcohol. She constantly steals whatever she can get her hands on and trades it for drugs, including heroin. she’ll suck the money and drugs out of anyone that gets close to her. She’s a trainwreck waiting to happen. God only knows what diseases she is walking around with.

I doubt she’s even liked around the frat houses on campus.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve been following thedirty for awhile now, and i think there are a lot of bitter people on here who just talk sh*t, but I also think that sometimes there are people who have valuable tips & info. My bestfriend is dating this guy and completely thinks hes the one. Shes never the type to fall hard or quickly so when I hear her say she feels this way about him, I know she’s not kidding or being impulsive. But he lives far from us and idk much about him and I am dying of curiousity. So I want all the dirt if anyone knows this person I wnna know is he seen often with girls, is he a shady person, essentially is my girl making the right choice by devoting hersel to this guy ?

Answer: No, he’s clearly gay, she is his long distance decoy.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looking for a good time?  Make sure to hit up the Southside of Pittsburgh! Amy Dunkel, one of the sloottiest bartenders Pittsburgh has to offer will make sure that you have a good time! Just ask around! Don’t worry, if you havetrouble finding her she works at the Town Tavern, and all you have to do is look for her glowing eye make-up and you have hit the skank jack pot! What do you think, what DRD do u want with your drink tonight?

Dear Town Tavern, hiring bartenders that look like this is bad for your business.- nik