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Undercover Sloot of Chicago

December 6, 2013 Chicago, Purdue 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to post this because I find this girls story to be remarkably way too funny! Stephanie Will (Right of picture in the white) has been exposed worse then any sloot girl I have ever witnessed from Chicago. Just days after her boyfriend finds out she has been fucking a ton of other guys behind his back the truth from everyone comes out. Turns out this girl who has portrayed herself to be this innocent sweet girl who has a real job and goes to school is the biggest undercover slut Chicago has ever seen. Must suck to be her ex Mike Jaber having to find out ALL his homies and their homies have banged his girl for bottle service. How bad do you think he hates life right now lol. Now if he would just get over it and stop sticking up for this slut by posting on facebook all the time and realize the truth that she is just another downtown whore and move on. I have seen this girl downtown multiple times personally and every time I have seen her she was wasted out of her mind with literally a different guy every week, sometimes two different guys in the same night at different clubs. Looks like Parliament found the perfect server to hoe out to all their clients to get them to keep coming back and spending money. I can’t get enough of this for the fact that she thinks she is a model always posting pictures of herself getting off on all these guys liking her pictures. Does she not have something better to do then posting selfies of herself all the time since she has a “real” job and goes to school. Another one bites the dust! Jaber you are making a fool of urself sticking up for this girl, seems like the whole city of Chicago knows the truth about her but you! Stop embarrassing urself, you got played, deal with it, stop crying about it, and move on!!!

Anyone hanging off the arm of a promoter should be avoided.  Attention seekers.- nik

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Chicagos New Club Rat

December 4, 2013 Chicago, Purdue 164

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Stephanie Will Chicago’s newest club rat who sleeps with guys to get jobs downtown. Want to hear something funny? Her boyfriend Mike Jaber got her into the nightlife and now she broke up with him because he just found out she is banging all her coworkers at Parliament. Took him long enough to realize what a she has been doing behind his back the whole time. She always brags about going to school and working a regular job but yet she is downtown white girl drunk every weekend with a different guy. Karma is definitely biting her ex in the ass dumb ass!!!! She thinks she is hot shit now but wait till reality hits her and her fake boobs don’t get her anymore jobs and she is thrown to the curb like the rest of the girls who think they are hot shit when they first get into the industry.

Sounds like stripper talk.- nik

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Aida Feta-Pipic Is A Different Type Of Athlete

August 31, 2013 Chicago, Purdue, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna tell you about Aida Feta-Pipic who was famous on myspace, twitter and instagram before she got hacked. Even though shes a 6’3″ professional basketball player (and part time model I guess) she is thick and curvy, stays in heels, cooks and seems very amusing and down to earth in her tweets and videos on instagram. She entertains her followers daily and she speaks 9 languages fluently cause shes Albanian, Croatian, German and some other stuff. I just cant get enough of her even though shes an athlete. My question is, even though she’s an athlete in a sport many of us think is a joke, do you take her seriously?

Your “blur” tool is not working, I can still see your stomach. Of course Aida is a basketball player (they smoke weed on the reg).- nik

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Should I Lose Weight

April 23, 2013 Purdue 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! Huge fan of your site and of your family! (watched you on Couples Therapy). I am just wondering what you think. I know there are so many girls on this site that are way more attractive but I am just wondering if I should lose more weight? I am 114 pounds and 5″6. Give your daughter a hug for me! She is adorable!

I see 3 pounds around the waist area I don’t like.- nik

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Brian Duncan: Con Artist And A Waste Of Space

August 17, 2012 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Purdue 16

Brian Duncan: Con Artist and waste of space

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man is the life of the party in Chicago, and so fun to be around…until you realize he is a leech. He is a social piranha and preys on women. He uses different names on multiple online dating websites to sleep with multiple women at once. He travels, so he does this in different cities (most recently Chicago and Washington DC). He’s been evicted from the past 2 places he has lived, and will lie about EVERYTHING. His credit score is so low that he can’t get approved for an apartment, so he is forced to find girlfriends to cosign with him on leases. He is the ultimate scammer. He is unemployed most of the time, but tells people he is everything from a lawyer to a restaurant owner in Chicago (it’s hilarious when you know he is really just a restaurant kitchen worker). He will steal money from anyone, including his family. He stole $7,000 from his last girlfriend and opened a credit card in her name (silly Brian, that’s called identity theft). He even put his student loan payments on her credit card! He is the definition of a deadbeat dad; his illegitimate child is owed $9,000 from his unpaid child support. But he won’t claim that the child is his. He makes up so many twisted stories that you can’t keep them straight. Look out for him in River North or in Wrigleyville, or anywhere where there are single women to be preyed on.

I bet he keeps a drawer full of wet naps (for showers).- nik

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Purdue’s Sean Collins Was Arrested For Allegedly Punching Woman At A Bar

July 16, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Purdue, The Dirty 5

Purdue’s Sean Collins Was Arrested For Allegedly Punching Woman at a Bar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Purdue has suspended cornerback Sean Collins indefinitely, after the 21-year-old was arrested after allegedly punching a woman at a bar. The incident occurred at “Where Else?” in Lafayette on Saturday. The woman in question, Holly Fullerton, shared her version of events with WLFI. She claims she intervened when a drunk Collins tried to fight a male friend. “I put my hand straight out and said please step back,” Fullerton said. Fullerton said Collins was so intoxicated, he fell down and said when he got up, he grabbed her arm and then struck her left cheek with his fist. “He hit me so hard that I hit the corner of the building I was standing by and scratched up my elbow then fell flat on the concrete,” Fullerton said.

To the next lady in life that thinks Sean Collins has “changed” just know once a woman beater, always a woman beater.- nik

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Delayed Freshman 15

June 20, 2012 Purdue, Would You? 6

Delayed Freshman 15

Delayed Freshman 15

Delayed Freshman 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Ali Morgan. She was a KKG in school, and she used to be hot. That was several pounds ago. Seriously…her arms are bigger than her dog now. Me and the guys might have just liked her cause word got around that she looked like this porn star named Ember (before Ali gained sh*t tons of weight). Out of curiosity I went and looked it up and she really did look like this porn star (Ali used to be way thinner). Although she hasn’t been relevant to me for some time, her name came up when I was discussing going to an alumni event. I was shocked to see how much poundage she’s packed on. Like any other girl at Purdue (where the girl ratio is 3:7 against us so the girls all act like they’re hot shit and in demand) above a 5.3948502, she is a stuck up cnt and would only talk to guys “in the right house”. She once pressed my case for awhile (I was a Pike), but then I told her I was seeing one of her “sisters” and it was starting to turn into something. Then she acts all surprised cause they’re “such good friends” and she didn’t know. I felt kind of awkward for a second since I was told my girl never mentioned me to her supposed good friend, but then it turned out they only know each other from their house and never on their own free time (like fake ass sorority bitches). I tried to refer Ali to my friend, and she said she doesn’t talk to DTDs. This is despite the fact that dude had a damn near 4.0 GPA, had already been accepted to a prestigious med school as a back-up (his back-up is one that most people dream of even qualifying to apply to), and was considered a good looking guy by most girls on campus. It’s that kind of mentality that made me stop liking sorority girls altogether, and why I pretty much dropped out of the Greek life altogether. She never once spoke to him and when she was around us hanging out, she’d only talk to me and walk in front of him and some of the other guys like they weren’t there. She even made one of my friends drop their drink and didn’t even acknowledge it at all. Anyhow, if she lost the weight and you could ignore the fact that she walks around with her nose pointed up like a stuck up b*tch, and has arms bigger than her dog, would you?

Answer: No, not even if she lost 30..also, ramble much? I thought Purdue was a good school.

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Skrillex Is A Scam

June 11, 2012 Purdue, The Dirty 148

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! Love the site. I know sometimes you post about Skrillex. So I was at Bonnaroo over the weekend down in Tennessee. I was excited to see Skrillex….waited up until 1:30am for his show to start. Super huge crowd, so I was essentially pushed to the gate near the sound booth. As I was watching the show, I looked over to the sound booth area and noticed a bald, 40 year old white man. He had 5 computers in front of him and was running the ENTIRE show. Every beat that changed and every sound that was made, this man was doing it from his computers. The entire show was pre-recorded and this sound booth guy was running the show as Skrillex stood up on his stage pretending to do the work. I was so disappointed! I sure hope that man is profiting something off of the show….as he is apparently “Skrillex”.

You’re the 4th person who has told me this.- nik

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