THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I blame Whale Wars for making every chubby girl in the world think they can make it as a model. This girl Jessica Jean apparently has some sort of false confidence that I blame Whale Wars for. Not only is this girl chubby, but look how big and bumpy her nose is…. did she get it broken like 8 times? If this is what mermaids look like then I would rather be surrounded by sharks with no help in sight and take my chances. This girl needs 3 things before stepping or swimming in front of a camera 1.Lipo 2. Nose Job 3. Boob Job … Whale Wars you are ruining America!!!
For those of you who don’t know “Whale Wars” is Kate Upton’s Dirty Celeb name.- nik