Rutgers | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I Blame Whale Wars

March 29, 2013 Dirty Horses, Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I blame Whale Wars for making every chubby girl in the world think they can make it as a model. This girl Jessica Jean apparently has some sort of false confidence that I blame Whale Wars for. Not only is this girl chubby, but look how big and bumpy her nose is…. did she get it broken like 8 times? If this is what mermaids look like then I would rather be surrounded by sharks with no help in sight and take my chances. This girl needs 3 things before stepping or swimming in front of a camera 1.Lipo 2. Nose Job 3. Boob Job … Whale Wars you are ruining America!!!

For those of you who don’t know “Whale Wars” is Kate Upton’s Dirty Celeb name.- nik

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Jersey’s Stephanie Mangini

March 26, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Mangini. I want to say I know all of this because I got my greg wet with this girl.  She has been the biggest wh*re since middle school and even before that. Her front 4 teeth are fake because she got into a fight with a some spanish girls she talked sh*t to.  Check out who she was hanging out with… poor Situation that guy is done for.

The first image looks like true love. I haven’t heard the name Situation in awhile. Is that guy still alive?- nik

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Melusine Got Creepy On Me

March 19, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help!!! This girl Melusine is from Ocean Grove New Jersey and is a complete stalker. She started messaging me and I told her very nicely “no offense but I’m not attracted to big girls”. This is when she got creepy. She told me that she is not a big girl and proceeded to send me her ModelMayhem profile so I could see how she is so sexy. She has herself listed as “Athletic body”… haha…. I am so sick of fat girls calling themselves a million different things besides the truth…. athletic, curvy, fabulous etc. I looked at this girls profile and it says she weighs 180lbs!!! and if you look at her pictures you can obviously see that she is very chubby… with stretchmarks on her stomach and loose flabby skin on her arms and she told me “look at my photos and try not to j*zz all over yourself”. So I need your advice or outlook. Why is it that big girls seem to be in denial about their bodies? I am not perfect but I am self aware of my flaws and what i need to work on… however this girl seems to think she is some amazingly hot model. What is your take?

I don’t see muscle in the 180 pounds.- nik

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Warning To Girls In The Area

March 19, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guys name is Ernie Muska he likes to get on the good side of girls mainly on facebook. Once he does he goes all against them. He did this with a really good friend of mine where he posted her on here and on another site. It ruined her life. I am posting him on here and the other site to give him a taste of what he did. Let this be a warning to all. You cannot mess with people without thinking that it would come back to bite you.

He looks pretty cool to me..- nik

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Mike Wilkerson

March 6, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This dirtbag Mike Wilkerson is the dumbest person in New Jersey… so basically the dumbest of the dumb. Of course like every black dude, he claims he is “gangsta” yet he wears abercrombie and aeropostale. Then sometimes he brags about his mom leasing a porsche… yea… leasing. Not to mention the fact that he drives around his bummy 97 nissan sentra bumping nicki minaj. So which one is he.. gangsta or rich.. lol with his mom having a porsche lease haha. Anyway, the only thing “gangsta” about this kid is his literacy level. Mike cannot speak one full sentence of American English. His rich parents apparently could not afford to pay for him to be educated. He speaks like “he be doin, what he be sayin, who be dat” He also wasn’t even smart enough to get into college yet he lives near Rutgers so like every black dude, he just drives there on the weekends to find a white girl drunk enough to put up with his ugly mug. Just a warning ladies,… little mikey is a bum and a wannabe who has a 5th grade reading level. That who he be!

It comes down to getting excepted, which he wasn’t.- nik

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Lorelei Linklater

February 15, 2013 Rutgers, San Francisco 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok kids.. if you happen to see this little number trampin around any and all major cities, be warned. she is a psyyco bitch. She’s done more drugs than Jim Morrison and McJagger combined and is a total freak now. she thinks she’s hot shit cause her dads some douchy film director, but she wasn’t pretty enough or something to go into acting and now desperately tries to get porn gigs. she calls herself an “artist” and a “goth” cause a psychic told her she was posessed by some demon. so now she’s all tortured and all she does is sit in her room and write shitty poetry about boyz she likes and will never have a chance with. she’s probably going to die soon.. but whatever she told me it’d be a relief. probably good for the world too. ugh, lorelei linklater is fcking confuzed sonuvabitch she’l give you a great time but she’s a fcking evil maniac.

There’s something about those heart shape lips chicks pencil in that makes me think they have a T.O.D’s…don’t do it.- nik

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Super Slim Sexy Slut

December 19, 2012 Jersey, Rutgers 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nik, Nik, Erika Lynn is a high school drop out party girl turned stripper. Very rare for a Puerto Rican Jersey Girl. She can be seen at clubs all over Jersey with her but hanging out, grinding guys crotches and making out with her girls. Slim tight body, no tits, perfect little ass. No Tattoos, no body piercings. Would you jam more than a dollar in her panties?

Looks like she knows how to work her way into a bottle.- nik

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Not Everything Jwoww Does Is Hot

November 5, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Jersey, Rutgers 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just thought we needed some Jersey Shore love on here due to the hurricane. Here is Jwoww, obviously posing during her costume fitting for Svedka vodka. ..but does Svedka mean Sweat? because her nose is literally inches away from that pool of sweat of an amrpit stain on her outfit..the new Sweatka Vodka… tastes just like Jwowws arm pits…. yum.

I thought she wore that last year?- nik

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