Rutgers | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Meet Janet Gods Gift To Earth

December 7, 2010 Jersey, Rutgers, Would You? 0

Meet Janet Gods Gift To Earth

Meet Janet Gods Gift To Earth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, let me introduce you to Janet M*ya, this stuck up little c*nt who thinks her sh*t dont stink. She walks around constantly putting other people down if they dont measure up to her standards i guess and she writes on her facebook lil snobby qoutes like, “no edit && iam styll Fly ashell’ not too many ppl can say that (;—” AND ” lemme kno ‘ when yu find someone else out there ‘ likee me- Never” She braggs about how she steals peoples boyfriends and is bisexual and had sex with lil bow wow. idk who or what she thinks she is. she claims she gets a lot of guys and they drool all over here. my question to you is would you ?

Answer: No, her face looks like a bean and she has no knees.



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Jersey Trash

November 19, 2010 Jersey, Rutgers 14

Jersey Trash

Jersey Trash

Jersey Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is a slutty wannabe named Kristin. She calls herself a model, but really her modeling pictures are from mall glamor shots. She has an album on Facebook called “Me” with almost 60 trashy pictures of her that she took in her bathroom mirror. She is beyond orange- I remember seeing her in the high school bathroom, putting bronzer up and down her arms. With her ratty hair extensions, tacky $4.99 Deb ensembles (did you see the fake Burberry visor?) and chronic kissy faces, this skank needs to be called out. For those in NYC, you can see her at Webster Hall, desperately seeking attention.

The pose of a true sloot, picture #1.- nik



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Kirsten Was Made For Being A Dirty Celeb

November 12, 2010 Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kirsten Di Tulio, she’s the biggest wh*re I think I’ve ever met. She will do pretty much anything for a blunt. She used to work as a stripper in Philly.  All the guys love her and I don’t understand why, can you please explain this to me Nik?

Guys only pretend to love her because they know she is easy… those lips look like high mileage.- nik



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DA-Injured Rutgers Player Eric LeGrand

October 25, 2010 Jersey, Rutgers 2

Injured Rutgers Player Eric LeGrand

Injured Rutgers Player Eric LeGrand

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s your chance to let the DA do something better than calling people out for their +2s. Rutgers player Eric Legrand suffered a C3-C4 spinal cord injury in his last game and is currently paralyzed from the neck down. A week into the injury, there is no telling how much recovery he will gain. He and his family have a very challenging road ahead. A foundation has been setup to help support Eric financially. T-shirts benefiting Eric are being sold on rutgersfever.com. Wristbands are being sold on http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3089716/Eric%20LeGrand%20Fundraiser%201.pdf. Info to make monetary donations can also be found at http://www.scarletknights.com/Believe/.

Best of luck to Eric and his family.- nik



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Always Complaining About His Looks

October 11, 2010 New England, Rutgers 8

Always complaining about his looks

Always complaining about his looks

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this guy requested me on Facebook a few months back..thought he was decent looking so I figured I’d accept his friend request. Anyways about a week later he was constantly was updating his status about how ugly he was,how women don’t want him blah blah blah…Some one should tell him that confidence and self esteem goes a long way. Nik,is this guy looking for attention or is this just an act to make women feel bad for him?

Your not gunna find any compliments here buddy.  Your self photoshoot is embarrassing and it sounds like you are hardcore creeper status…shred him DA.- nik



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Why He Wouldn’t Stop Cheating

October 3, 2010 Dirty Predator, Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty 14

why wont he stop cheating?

why wont he stop cheating?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik PLEASE Put this guy on blast. He thinks he’s the sh*t, but look at him, he’s not even that good looking. He has no car, and thinks that just because he drives his girlfriend’s Benz around town it makes him a baller. All he does is party and live off of his girlfriend..Personally, I think he’s for the gays. Chris is a douche and needs to come back down to earth. Oh, and he thinks he is going to be an actor. Youre too old,buddy! give it up!

This guy definitely plays on the other side of the fence when no one is looking.- nik



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Sexting Sloot

July 8, 2010 Jersey, Rutgers 6

Sexting Slut

Sexting Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik my buddies recieved literally about 60 naked pics from this girl Meg Ta**. Now she is sending naked pics of herself to one of his homies. I’ve heard this girl gets around but damn how many pictures does it take for a girl to become a whore? Also heard this girl was sending pictures to her ex boyfriends, best friend who lives 2,500 miles away in AZ. What do you think about this girl?

I actually don’t think she would get laid any other way, her face is kinda shaped like a squash.- nik



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Nik, Is She Wasting Her Time And Money

June 30, 2010 Dallas, Dirty Cheerleaders, Rutgers, The Dirty 47

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Wannabe

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Wannabe

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tracey Wat**rs, she just graduated from Rutgers, she is so well known around Rutgers but not for the right reasons…she is a complete joke who thinks she is going to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader one day but she doesn’t realize that her nose prevents that from ever happening. She really is a sweet girl and I don’t really care that she only sleeps with trouts but with all this mention of horse faces you guys had to meet Tracey. She really does think she is going to be a model and it is pretty sad that no one has really let her know that is will NEVER happen, everyone just tells her how beautiful she is and how she is going to be famous one day…so I think it’s time that someone lets her know for her own good so she can stop wasting her money on trips to Dallas and headshots.

Her shadow has a better chance to be a model than she does.  I really wonder if she puts her teeth in a cup of water every night?- nik

[IMAGE: SigenPhotography]



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