Best Of The Best


best of the best?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, simple question–would you with any of them? and if not I want reasons.  Because me or any other guy, would with all of these girls in a heartbeat. ANY OF THEM.

Answer: No, because none of them are wearing Nani Bikini’s. Get with the program ladies… none of those swimsuits are flattering.

Shauvon Torres’ Trout Pout Is Not Hot


Shauvon Torres

Shauvon Torres

Shauvon Torres

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone please tell Shauvon Torres that the TROUT POUT is NOT hot! Please STOP Shauvon! Your fake lips pouted out like a fish is making me think you are constipated.

I heard she is Jessica Simpson heavy these days… that is why all her images are cropped below the +2′s.- nik

I Made GTL Popular


GTL Nik, you ain't got nothin on me.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sup Nik, yo brah I’ve seen the chumps you have posted so i jus wanna show you what a real balla looks like yo! Babes be drippin off me at the clubz cuz i BALL son! Pic related, it’s me and my b*tches.

You missed your hairline yo.- nik

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Lookin For A New Daddy


Lookin for a new daddy

THE DIRTY ARMY:  so nikthis sloot cheated on her first husband while he was deployed to Iraq. She then got pregnant by some guy in the Navy, got divorced and got knocked up by another guy in the military. Now she is proclaiming christian values and to be in touch with her “religion.” The only religion she knows is that of eating the muff. Put this sloot on blast.

Persian Girl From SDSU


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a persian/swedish b*tch that thinks she is really cool and posts pictures of herself in bathing suits all over her facebook. What do you think of her?  Is she really that Good?

The only thing good about her are her Swedish parts. Iranian chicks are gross.- nik

Imma Supermodel Idiot


im a supermodel

im a supermodel

im a supermodel

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik not much to say about this chick, just please stooppppp!!! youre far from hot…your face is whats fcked up and you cant fix that, so giiivvveeee upppppp.  youre a 5, 6 on a good day, so stop thinking youre a dime piece that face. if you look like this, dont try to be hot please its just sad, nik….??

Model Wannabe


Model Wannabe

Model Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks she can model. I guess she has a cute face. What do you think?

Beware of This SDSU Sloot


BEWARE of the skank

BEWARE of the skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, once again i love to put this nasty b*tch on blast, as once isn’t enough to warn San Diego about this nasty thing they call Edna Ferrer. Disgusting!!!! She is the nastiest thing at SDSU. She’ll sleep with any guy. She needs to stop trying to act like she’s the best thing that has every happen to anyone because shes actually the opposite. She’s a lazy, nasty, ugly sloot. She think she can fight anyone and get in there face. HUN! You wouldn’t stand a chance against me and if i haven’t gotten in a fight with you yet it isn’t because i don’t want to but I’m waiting for the perfect time you dirty nasty b*tch! You’re tainted as f*ck!!

Early Morning Rape


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Anyone hear about this?? Everyones talking about it but no one knows who it is…some girl is crying rape on a bunch of black kids cause she can’t handle her liquor, or addiction to pepsi, or the embarrassment of everyone knowing shes banging out purple crayons.  Her own friends aren’t even defending her. I got the inside story and found out she went out to these dudes car to do some bl*w.   Once she got back people were asking where she was and what she did with the 3 black guys they saw her leaving with.  She started crying to her friends cause everyone was calling her a sl*t and thought she slept with the 3 dudes and I guess that’s where she decided in her mind that she was raped/sexually assualted, whatever you wanna call it.  Sounds like an easy out to me.  Oh and get this, she knew one of the black guys, I guess she invited him or something and he showed up with 2 friends.  I wonder how she had no description of herfriend (the black guy) for the cops..I dunno the chick so i dont have a picture, this happened at the house party on Saturday, 63rd and Montezuma.  WIsh i went so I could laugh at this girls water works, Im told it was epic.  One

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For Real?


for real?

for real?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me this isn’t considered modeling. Is she for real with those nappy bird nest extensions also? I’m so tired of this girl Ashlie Campbell, she will do ANYTHING for some free bro hoe clothing and alcohol. She struts around saying racial slurs like it’s a cool thing to do. I saw her at SD supercross and she was a mess to say the least. Smoking cigarette after cigarette is beat chick. She looks like she was born a man.