THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick needs to be put on yo blast my man. It was the worst date of my life. Met this broad off Face book. She didn’t look anything like her pictures. She has all these modeling pictures on Facebook and I was expecting this fine ass woman but instead I got 8th grade DRAMA. She asked me a little bit about what I do for a living. Basic woman questions and I just wanted to ask her what kind of juice box she liked. She had nothing interesting to say. I was bored out of my mind! I kept on eating fast to get this date over with. Right when I talked about my car she had more interesting stuff to say. Then I paid for dinner like the gentleman that I am and walked her outside. She saw my car and we sat in it for a little bit because she just invited herself in. I dreaded her body touching the in side of my car. She looked and talked like she needed a fix. After that night I tried my best to ignore her but she kept on texting me till my phone blew up. I just told her I was busy all the time but she still didn’t get it. This is not the worst part. One of my best hommies Kyle saw this chick for around 6 months. He told me that she used him for his money, gas, and shopping. I thought SD Girls were the best kind so why does this girl live in the area?

When’d it take a turn for the worse, when he whipped out his snuggy…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kiley Kay came to Vegas seeming like a sweet girl nice girl …. I’ve never seen a bigger SLUT in my life! Three guys a night just from the clubs and she was pulling guys back to her room from the pools! I think in four days this broade has taken probably 50 dicks that we all can count. Absolutely disgusting. What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas! Ew… Ads patrol for sure!

She doesn’t have enough +2′s to cover her forehead…try bangs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay people let me tell you about this waitress thats willing to give a little more with that chocolate milkshake. Her name is Chanae Brown and she is as ratchet as you can get them. a mother of 4 posing like she is in a center fold in play boy ( black editon). Not only is she in the career field for flipping burgers she is also a full paid prostitute . she is a women passsed her prime and enjoys young young men, hold on to your husbands , fiancée’s , boyfriends, and possibly girlfriends and wives who knows. HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFES CAUSE SHE FCKN ERRBODY OUT HURRR!!.. !! WARNING: MEN THAT ENCOUNTER THIS THING BEWARE SHE IS A STAGE 5 CLINGER!!! SIDE EFFECTS ARE- ITCHING, SCRATCHING, BUMPS, BURNING SENSATION WHEN YOU URINATE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is chadd winter. he is the epitome of east county san diego tool bag. he tried to sleep with me and my mom in high school on homecoming night. please stay away from this guy, he gave my best friend drd and continues to act like nobody knows. he spent 2 months in county for a dui and assaulting an officer. all he does is sleep on his friends couches and has them drive him everywhere. total instagram and FB stalker. please stay away as you may transmit herpes just from his breath.