THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please help this girl out! This girl’s name is Lindsey (Lynzie). She claims to be a lesbian, but at the same time she goes after guys. Lindsey also claims to have an addiction to Advil and Monsters. Whenever you mention a type of drug, she is suddenly on it and has been taken it for a while. Lindsey is a poser, a little lair and hypocrite. She has said she has never cheated on anyone when I’ve witnessed her cheat on her boyfriend at the time, with a guy she randomly met. Lindsey will sleep with everyone in your group. She’s defiantly a hommie hopper! Lindsey will argue with you or make stuff up right on the spot, even if it’s wrong. She’s broke as heck; she’ll expect you to pay for everything. When you’re fighting with her, she’ll get her ghetto friends to join in her battles because she can’t fight for herself. She faked a pregnancy with one of my friends from high school. She has gone so far to have claimed that a gay guy was into her, and they were going to get together. Lindsey says she has this messed up family and life, when in reality, they’re the nicest people I’ve ever met, and she makes her own life horrible.
With this much photoshop I’m leaning towards a guy..- nik