THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… Check out that raver chick that asked very politely to get her off your site. She said she doesn’t even do drugs and is worried about her future job. Check out her blog and her big ole +2′s, shes bragging about finding dank molly out at EDC… She cant hide from the DA!!!  Click here to see bragging about taking molly at EDC. 

Raver chick you are cordially invited to my birthday party tonight at Stinagree in San Diego to discuss post removals. Don’t bring tongue ring douche… no dudes.- nik

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Can You Remove My Post Please

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girls name is Cea Mumford and I knew her in high school. the last time we talked years ago she was married and pregnant well it turns out she wasn’t taking the pill and got knocked up on purpose. Come to find out she is married to a new guy and doing the same thing, trying to get regnant on purpose. Look out for this one guys, total slut. Would you?

Where exactly is that guys hand.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve seen this guy on TheDirty a couple of times and lately I keep seeing these annoying post on my news feed from others; The PB “Millionaire” is still trying to push his tacky “reality show”. He’s been giving out money and gift cards to people in the middle of nowhere USA for views on Youtube. I couldn’t bear to watch five seconds of the “show”. He’s a total Hugh Hefner wannabe, once Crystal was re-engaged to Hef, PBM made sure to brag that he met her first and that she always attended his parties. He recently had a NYE party, I honestly don’t get how people are buying his crap–This is nothing compared to the Playboy Mansion. Take a look at the some pictures, I don’t know if it’s just me but that does not look like a good time.

This guy is so tired.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik The one on the left is Julie, one on the right is Lauren. The wannabe kim k on the left is 4’11 chick with a huge nose. The girl on the far right is a makeup junkie. These chicks are so desperate for attention, and easy as 1st grade math. They screw half the marines in Oceanside. I asked Julie for her number after a few beers at hooters in oceanside and the next day I screwed her, the day after her friend. PS- Handjobs in the parking lot have been given for a few extra bucks…no kidding.

Birds of a feather…- nik