THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love the site, your attention to detail, and your honesty. I just transferred to UCSD from a local community college and was shocked to find out there are actual sororities on campus. Why in the world would you go to a top research school but major in communications / psychology / art history and join a sorority? I thought that’s what SDSU was for. These girls are NOT hot and are certainly not the most intelligent on campus. Check out this gem of a “rap video” that KKG made this quarter. All I see are flabby arms, noodles, thighs touching, beaks, and terrible dancing. Put these girls on blast and tell them to leave this to the sl*t pro’s at SDSU.

Why did I watch that? Not one hot chick in this video.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, struggling cocktail waitress Natalie Bee can’t seem to keep a consistent bust size in her photos, jumping from A – D inbetween each instagram post.  Makes me wonder why some girls do the dumb things they do. Photoshop is for liars.

It is weird how the purple cuts into her arms and the shade line on her breasts in the first image.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I am really upset about that tranny disaster Lauren Hallen becoming a DC and representing San Diego so I had to submit a quality girl to show that SD has better things to offer. This is Chanel Celaya, she is originally from SD but now I believe she lives and works in LA. She got a big break modeling for Guess and since then has had a pretty steady career. I never met her personally but I know some of her friends and have heard she is also sweet, down to earth, and super funny. Obviously she is lacking in one important department, but she is still hot. Not many girls still look good without photoshop or make up on. So just wanted to let the DA know that San Diego has way more to offer than beat chicks with clown t*ts!! What do you think Nik?

I think she has a Hope Solo body. I thought the first image was a dude for a second.- nik