THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick needs to be put on yo blast my man. It was the worst date of my life. Met this broad off Face book. She didn’t look anything like her pictures. She has all these modeling pictures on Facebook and I was expecting this fine ass woman but instead I got 8th grade DRAMA. She asked me a little bit about what I do for a living. Basic woman questions and I just wanted to ask her what kind of juice box she liked. She had nothing interesting to say. I was bored out of my mind! I kept on eating fast to get this date over with. Right when I talked about my car she had more interesting stuff to say. Then I paid for dinner like the gentleman that I am and walked her outside. She saw my car and we sat in it for a little bit because she just invited herself in. I dreaded her body touching the in side of my car. She looked and talked like she needed a fix. After that night I tried my best to ignore her but she kept on texting me till my phone blew up. I just told her I was busy all the time but she still didn’t get it. This is not the worst part. One of my best hommies Kyle saw this chick for around 6 months. He told me that she used him for his money, gas, and shopping. I thought SD Girls were the best kind so why does this girl live in the area?
When’d it take a turn for the worse, when he whipped out his snuggy…- nik