SDSU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

How Does Natalie Bee Keep Beating The Drug Test

April 24, 2013 Las Vegas, SDSU 0

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone who goes out in Vegas has seen Natalie Bee working and everyone knows she’s gotten skinnier by the day. She continues to elude the mandatory drug tests to stay staffed when so many have been laid off for simply second handing weed.

But her thighs rub.- nik

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Mariah Sanchez

April 23, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she is 22 and works at sea world san diego. She fcks guys in the back seat of her car and she loves it. She is dating a guy ten years older than her according to her friends. Broke up with my friend when she found out he had a brain tumor and started dating the old guy a week after she had broken up with her bf. She just used him since he payed for everything during a year and even had her live with him at his place.This bitch is nasty she slept with guys just to get weed in high school.

I wonder who their photog was.- nik

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Danielle M Was The Worst Date Of My Life

April 9, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick needs to be put on yo blast my man. It was the worst date of my life. Met this broad off Face book. She didn’t look anything like her pictures. She has all these modeling pictures on Facebook and I was expecting this fine ass woman but instead I got 8th grade DRAMA. She asked me a little bit about what I do for a living. Basic woman questions and I just wanted to ask her what kind of juice box she liked. She had nothing interesting to say. I was bored out of my mind! I kept on eating fast to get this date over with. Right when I talked about my car she had more interesting stuff to say. Then I paid for dinner like the gentleman that I am and walked her outside. She saw my car and we sat in it for a little bit because she just invited herself in. I dreaded her body touching the in side of my car. She looked and talked like she needed a fix. After that night I tried my best to ignore her but she kept on texting me till my phone blew up. I just told her I was busy all the time but she still didn’t get it. This is not the worst part. One of my best hommies Kyle saw this chick for around 6 months. He told me that she used him for his money, gas, and shopping. I thought SD Girls were the best kind so why does this girl live in the area?

When’d it take a turn for the worse, when he whipped out his snuggy…- nik

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Kiley Kay

April 2, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kiley Kay came to Vegas seeming like a sweet girl nice girl …. I’ve never seen a bigger SLUT in my life! Three guys a night just from the clubs and she was pulling guys back to her room from the pools! I think in four days this broade has taken probably 50 dicks that we all can count. Absolutely disgusting. What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas! Ew… Ads patrol for sure!

She doesn’t have enough +2′s to cover her forehead…try bangs.- nik

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Beware Of Chanae Brown

March 14, 2013 Sacramento, SDSU 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay people let me tell you about this waitress thats willing to give a little more with that chocolate milkshake. Her name is Chanae Brown and she is as ratchet as you can get them. a mother of 4 posing like she is in a center fold in play boy ( black editon). Not only is she in the career field for flipping burgers she is also a full paid prostitute . she is a women passsed her prime and enjoys young young men, hold on to your husbands , fiancée’s , boyfriends, and possibly girlfriends and wives who knows. HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFES CAUSE SHE FCKN ERRBODY OUT HURRR!!.. !! WARNING: MEN THAT ENCOUNTER THIS THING BEWARE SHE IS A STAGE 5 CLINGER!!! SIDE EFFECTS ARE- ITCHING, SCRATCHING, BUMPS, BURNING SENSATION WHEN YOU URINATE

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Do Not Delete Tumblr Raver Chick Posts

February 19, 2013 San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yah soo I never thought that you should take down Madison’s (the tumblr raver chick) post it’s her own damn fault for posting pictures of herself half naked and doing drugs on the internet for all the world to see. I can’t believe that she reached out to you so concerned about her image and her name being outed then a few days later she posts a picture of her saggy ass on tumblr.  She clearly likes and wants the attention because now that shes with Bryan and has no friends he’s the only person that feeds her ego.

Her thighs want to touch so bad… only a matter of time.- nik


Raver Chick Blogs About Doing Molly

Can You Remove My Post Please

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Varunie Vongsvirates Realtor By Day Player By Night

February 8, 2013 Hollywood, SDSU 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Varunie Vongsvirates. I went out on a few dates with her and I thought she was a down to earth cool chick. She told me she had a real job as a Realtor for Coldwell Banker and I believed her. I come to find out she is a escort and Rick Soloman is her pimp. I’m scared for my life as everyone knows Rick Soloman was married to Pam Anderson and she has h**tis C and drd. I’m going to get tested next week and I swear I will be pissed if I have anything. She dated this guy Allister and at least 3 girls have told me they were with him at the same time. She had a foul smelling Vadge but I just thought maybe it was a yeast infection. I feel betrayed and both gunshy on finding any respectable girl here in Hollywood, are there any nice ones left? Instead of opting for my dreamgirl Playboy Model I settled for a nice girl to meet my mom. Oh and I found out she has a rap sheet. I am DA strong and a fan of the dirty

That ain’t no realtor.- nik

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619 Tool Bag

February 6, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is chadd winter. he is the epitome of east county san diego tool bag. he tried to sleep with me and my mom in high school on homecoming night. please stay away from this guy, he gave my best friend drd and continues to act like nobody knows. he spent 2 months in county for a dui and assaulting an officer. all he does is sleep on his friends couches and has them drive him everywhere. total instagram and FB stalker. please stay away as you may transmit herpes just from his breath.

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